Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...FY style ❯ Hotohori ( Chapter 6 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
A/N: I was looking over my writing, and I realized that I haven't done an advice thing-y yet for my ultimate favorite FY character! Read it and guess who it is. (Trust me, you'll be able to within the first three sentences! ^_^ And, if, for some odd reason, you don't get it from his letter, you'll know from his Penname!)

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Dear SiriousB1,

Hello, there! I was going over the next issue of The Konan Herald, and I saw an advertisement for your advice columns. I talked to some of my friends and servants about it, and a few of them said that they had actually sent you letters that they had gotten decent responses to. So, I was wondering if you could help me. You see, I am in love with this girl, but she doesn't love me. I really thought that she was the one when I first met her, but now I'm not to sure. I still love her dearly, but seeing her with this other fellow makes the light in my heart dwindle. What should I do about my love for her? Oh, I actually have another question! There is this guy who works in my court. Well, I thought he was a girl (as did everyone else), but it turned out that he was a cross dresser! All the same, he seems to want me REALLY bad! I don't want to hurt his feelings, because he is very kind, but I also don't want to be labeled "gay" because I am not. What can I do about him?

Kindly Yours,
Beautiful Emperor

Dear Sexy Ruler of My World,

I most defiantly have to say get over her. If you love someone and they don't love you, the worst thing you can do is try and make them love you back. So, instead of her, you could get together with me!! *Wink, wink* E-mail me here: siriousb1@yahoo.com We'll work out a time and place, and see if you love me. If not, then I'll fulfill what you want. (Sex maybe? *Drool* *Hentai dreams*) Um...ignore that please. Anyway, this guy that loves you? You could try hooking him up with someone on the Matchlink Singles Website. Or you could get him to call Love Notes with John Simon every night from 8 to midnight on WNNDY 100.3. I also think that there is another lonesome gay man in your series that is cute (minus his makeup...aw hell, even with his makeup!) that is available. (His crush doesn't love him either.) I just happen to have his e-mail here: Gay_Opera_Demon@iloveNakagoandlotsofcheese.com Give it to your friend and see if he responds. Good luck!

Sincerely,
SiriousB1

P.S.
Remember to give me an e-mail, sexy!