Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ Flamer - Hotohori Strikes Back ❯ Part 3 - I wanna violate you.. but not in that way. ( Chapter 3 )

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Title: Flamer - Hotohori Strikes Back!
Author: Mastermind
Pairing: Implied Hotohori x Nakago, Hotohori x Tamahome and Hotohori x Nuriko.
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Insanity, fluff, yaoi, humour.
Disclaimer: The wondrous Ma'am Watase owns this marvelous series.. not yours truly.
Summary: Part 3 - In which Nuriko tries to convince Chichiri to switch his body with Miaka's and Tamahome comes to grips with his feelings.. well, 1 out of 2 ain't bad.

Notes: FORGIVE my inability to spell 'EMPEROR' properly in part 1. Or 'marvelous'. Or 'owns'. Too lazy to change it, now.. oh well. You'll live. ^_^

Part 3 - I wanna violate you.. but not in that way.

Tamahome - Tree
Entry # 16

Tree and I are getting along well. Talked for hours about his favorite time of year.. what it felt like for his leaves to fall off.. I like Tree. He's nice, and doesn't try to lick my chest.

DID HIS ROOT JUST MOVE AGAINST MY ASS!?

Nuriko - A few crumbs short of a lembas cake
Entry # 87

Tamahome has lost his mind. He was talking to that bloody tree for about 6 hours today about different seasons. Then he started screaming about how it was a pervert and liked touching his ass. I think as some point he started knawing on the bark, but I can't be certain.

He clings to that journal of his like a lifeline. You'd think he had some sort of elaborate plot to overthrow the Emperor inside it. Sheesh.

Hotohori is getting worried about his sanity. So am I, to be truthful. But then, that's only because his constant screams of 'PERVERT' are effecting my sleep. Has he no shame?

Hotohori - Leather is my friend
Entry # 450

Had fancy set of specialty whips made. Tried them out on Nakago last night. It was lovely.. in a.. non-sexual way.. >_> *eye dart*

Tamahome's looking quite fuckable out there. Really looking forward to bringing him in for the night. Maybe tomorrow I can execute my leather whip and tie plan. I'm sure he likes leather too.

And if he doesn't, I'm SURE it'll grow on him.

.. get it?

Nuriko - Starting to think the whole world is insane.
Entry # 88

Tamahome is losing it. I asked Hotohori if we might be able to bring him inside, but I get the feeling he wasn't listening to me.

It might have been the fact that he was drooling all over those new whips. Bloody sadist.

Why won't he whip ME?

Cornered Chichiri and asked him for a favour. I think he took it the wrong way - never seen him disappear into that hat so fast. Ha. As if I would EVER want his ass. He isn't a long-haired Emperor by the name of Saihitei..

.. oh, look. It's Miaka. *maniacal laughter*

Tamahome - STOP TOUCHING MY ASS
Entry # WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

THE TREE WANTS MY ASS! WHY DOES IT WANT MY ASS!? WHY DO ALL MALE THINGS FEEL THE NEED TO TOUCH MY ASS!? MY ASS IS STRAIGHT! STAAAAAIIIIIIIGHT!

.. I swear I saw Hotohori on the balcony.. watching me.. he wants my ass.. and my manly chest..

Straight, I tell you! STRAIGHT!

Hotohori - The time has come!
Entry # 451

Went outside to ask Tamahome if he'd like to come in. He clung to my leg and told me to save him from 'Tree'.

Think Tamahome is in sexual denial.

What a shame - I might have to show him how he really, truly, deep down inside of him.. needs it.. *smirk* What a shame indeed.

Took Tamahome inside. Nuriko kept throwing things at him - poor baby. I'll have to clean his wounds. He didn't seem to notice much. Just kept clinging to his journal and muttering perverted nonsense.

How sweet! He knows what to expect.

.. did I just hear 'kill Hotohori'..?

.. Kinky!

Tamahome - I WAS RIGHT!
Entry # WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 2

Hotohori DOES want my ass. Who knew he wanted it for those leather contraptions, though? Man, pervert or not, he's hot. Especially in the little bondage leather getup.

Nuriko was watching from the window. HE'S the real pervert.. he's in league with Tree. They're both out to steal my innocence.

.. or is that Hotohori?

Nuriko - AUUUUUUUUUGH.
Entry # 89

WHY. DO. I. BOTHER?

Maybe I should just act like an insane idiot, then maybe Hotohori would notice my STUNNING SEX APPEAL. Or maybe, I should have Ogre and Demon tattood on me. That would make up for not being born under Tamahome's constellation. BUT THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE I'M INSANE.

.. and Chichiri won't switch mine and Miaka's bodies. *sniff* Don't really think it would work anyway, as Hotohori is ignoring her completely, and I'm almost POSITIVE Miaka and Chiriko are doing it.

That's all I need it that little weed-wacker chasing me around.

.. he's about the right height though..

AUGH. BAD Nuriko! BAD!

Hee hee. Weed-wacker.