Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ Fushigi Yuugi Birthday Party Terrorist ❯ Prologue
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: nuriko 
The beginning.. um.. I'm really bad at summaries... ._.;;
Anime/Manga: Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.06.2001 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 674 | Status: Completed
The beginning.. um.. I'm really bad at summaries... ._.;;
Anime/Manga: Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.06.2001 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 674 | Status: Completed
F.Y. Birthday Party Part 1
::This is a short humerous story about Miaka's birthday party. She decides to be nice and invite all the Seiryuu seishi as well as the Suzaku seishi. And also, Yui, Keiske, and Tetsuya are invited. BUUUUT!!!! Someone's NOT invited... And they decide to ruin the party. Who could it be...?::
"Tamahoooome, did you get all the soda yet from the basement?" Tasuki said in his most whiny and obnoxious voice.
"NO FOR THE THIRD TIME, I'M PICKING PLACES TO BUY THE CAKE!" Tamahome replied. Tasuki sneered and continued clipping his nails with a new device Miaka had shown them when they came to her home called....dun dun dun... a nail clipper.
Chichiri came back inside from playing frisbee with Chiriko and ran inside the kitchen where Tamahome was. Tamahome was reading a magazine, when suddenly Chichiri ripped up the magazine from Tamahome's view and placed it arched over his head.
"Tama-chan! You gotta save me! Chiriko's threatening me with that new toy Miaka showed us called the frizbi..." Chichiri's voice trembled and Tamahome grabbed the magazine.
"What did I tell you about calling me Tama-chan!?" he snapped. Chichiri shrugged. Suddenly the door bashed open and Chiriko laughed insanely as he entered the house. Tamahome payed no attention while Chichiri was tugging and pulling on his shirt.
"Stop it Chi, you'll wrinkle my shirt!" Tamahome said pushing him away.
"Tama-chan!!!" Tamahome ignored him. "Tama-chan!!!!" Tamahome ignored him. "TAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOME!" Tamahome's face turned dark red.
"NANI!?" he finally shouted out looking away from the magazine.
Chiriko was just about to whack Chichiri over the head, when Tamahome grabbed the frizbi and threw it through an open window. "Thanks Tama-chan-"
Tamahome glared at Chichiri, "I mean Tamahome!" he corrected himself.
"Yeah thanks Tamahome, I needed some way to get rid of that frizbi without anyone suspecting I didn't like it.. Wouldn't want to hurt Miaka's feelings on her birthday."
"Speaking of Miaka," started Tasuki who had been sitting at the kitchen table the whole time, "Where is she?"
"Off buying something with Hotahori from some store called Macy's. They should be back soon," Tamahome replied.
"Ahh... But what if they decide suddenly to fall in love, leave Tokyo, go to Hong Kong, and leave you aaallll alooone, Tamahoooome," Tasuki sneered quickly.
Tamahome rolled his eyes, "Go roll down a rocky mountain side."
"Hey, speaking of missing people, where's Mitsukake?" Chiriko asked curiously.
"Last time I saw him, he was watching football in the livingroom," Chichiri answered taking an apple from the fruit basket.
"Okay," Chiriko said walking away from the kitchen. He went into the livingroom to check up on Mitsukake and opened his eyes wide in horror at what he saw. Mitsukake was squatting up and down while looking at the television. It appeared that he was following the lead of a man about 50 with a light brown afro on the television screen.
"MITSUKAKE, ITTAI ARE YOU DOING?!!?!?!?" Chiriko demanded with confusion. Mitsukake looked over at Chiriko and stopped. He blinked.
"I'm doing exercises, Chiriko, what does it look like I'm doing?"
"I'm not sure... Practicing for Tsumi wrestling?"
"Not funny..." Mitsukake said starting the exercises again. Chiriko shrugged and went back to the kitchen.
"I've got it!!!" Tamahome said.
"What, the perfect way to get a life?" Tasuki snickered. Tamahome, Chichiri, and Chiriko raised an eyebrow and Tasuki sighed.
"Hmph, I know my jokes are sort of corney! I'm workin' on it!"
Tamahome shook his head and said, "Aaaaanyway, I found a good place to get a cake. So let me go order it over the phone." Tamahome walked to the yellow kitchen phone and picked it up. Tasuki, Chichiri, and Chiriko surrounded him by the phone to listen in on the conversation.
"Moshi moshi? This is Birthday Cakes Made Just For You and I'm Ernie, how may I help you?" a man picked up the phone.
"Yes hi, I'm looking for a birthday cake for my girlfriend. She's turning 16 and her name's Miaka."
"Okay, what kind of cake would you like?"
"Um...Regular cake with-"
"NO CHOCOLATE!" Tasuki interrupted Tamahome. Tamahome told the man to wait a second and glared at Tasuki.
"What are you talking about!? We're going to have a regular, not chocolate!"
"Yes chocolate!" Chiriko agreed siding with Tasuki. Chichiri shook his head.
"Regular!" he and Tamahome said. So they fought on and on for about and hour and Tamahome finally told the guy to use chocolate.
"With chocolate frosting-"
"Vanilla!" Tasuki protested. Tamahome turned dark red and towered over Tasuki with a posessed look.
"Okay okay! Chocolate, eesh!" Tasuki let out his lower lip and pouted.
"With Chocolate frosting and red icing that says: Happy Birthday Miaka aka Suzaku no Miko," Tamahome continued.
"Anything else? Like side decorations?"
"Um.. Use some more frosting icing stuff to make the shape of a phoenix feather that's red next to Miaka's name," Chichiri said grabbing the phone and talking in.
"Hai, alright. Is that all?"
"Yes," they finally all agreed. Tamahome hung up the phone and snickered.
Tamahome sat down at the kitchen table along with Chichiri, Chiriko, and Tasuki.
"So guys...What did you all get Miaka for her birthday?" Tasuki asked with a smirk.
"I bought her a gold rose thing neckalace from the dollar store," Chiriko said plainly. They other three sweatdropped.
"Eh? What?" Chiriko asked with an innocent look.
"Guess it's the thought that counts and not the cheapness," said Chichiri. Tamahome and Tasuki nodded.
"So Chi, what did YOU get her?" Tamahome asked.
"I got her shoes. They're black... with square heels.. and...um.." Chichiri trailed off.
"Figures," Tasuki and Tamahome said laughing. Chichiri bopped them both with his staff (um..the wooden one....er...0_o;;)
Suddenly Miaka and Hotahori entered the kitchen. "We're back," Miaka said smiling.
"Welcome back," the other 4 said.
"Thanks," Hotahori said.
"We were talking to...Miaka..." Tasuki said sweatdropping.
"O..."
"Hey everyone, where's Nuriko?" Miaka asked.
"He's the one who was brave enough to ask the Seiryuu seishi if they wanted to come to your birthday party, Miaka." Chiriko said bluntly.
"EH?! BRAVE ENOUGH!? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?" Tasuki, Hotahori, and Tamahome gave him threatening looks and he backed away towards Miaka with a shrug. Suddenly Mitsukake walked in the room without a shirt and everyone screamed. They were still screaming as he walked over to the fridge and pulled out a milk. He drank right from the carton. >.<
Everyone said, "Ewwwww." And they started screaming again. Mitsukake looked at them all with a dumb expression. He put the milk back and closed the fridge door.
Mitsukake blinked as the other 5 were still screaming. Finally he shook his head and said, "QUIT IT!!!!!!" They all shut up and stared at him.
"Where's your shirt, Mits?" Chichiri asked nervously. Mitsukake chuckled and held up his arms flexing his muscles.
"I don't need one. I want to show the world how…muscley I am."
"You mean muscular, and you're all blubber, man!" Tasuki snapped. Chiriko wacked him over the head with a fan and he whined and rubbed his head. Mitsukake glared at Tasuki for his remark.
"Well I wouldn't be all snotty to you guys if any of YOU took YOUR shirts off." Everyone looked at Miaka and she sweatdropped.
"But uh.. I might be a bit disturbed if Miaka did…" he finished. Tamahome couldn't help but laugh and Miaka wacked his arm.
"Alright everyone, back to the birthday party setup," Hotahori said, "Wonder if Nuriko got the Seiryuu seishi to come yet."
Meaaaanwhiiiiile…
"AAAAGGGGHHHHH, DON'T HURT ME!!!!!" Tomo shrieked as Nuriko chased him around with a boulder.
"GO TO MIAKA'S BIRTHDAY YOU! AND BRING ALL THE OTHER SEISHI AND LADY YUI TOO! AND IF YOU DON'T, THIS BOULDER'LL BE SMASHED ON TOP OF YOU THE NEXT TIME YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING!" Nuriko yelled as he stopped running and dropped the boulder. Tomo nodded and ran away as fast as he could to tell the other Seiryuu seishi.
"Ah…I can finally go home…" Nuriko sighed. Suddenly he heard a siren. He had accidentily dropped the boulder on someone's car.
"Oops…" 0.0 Nuriko whistled innocently and pretended nothing happened as a crowd of people walked by gawking at him. Then he started running as soon as they were out of his view.
Aaaaanyway…
Hotahori shrugged and said, "Oh here Miaka. The thing you bought at Marcy's."
Miaka giggled and took the bag from Hotahori's hand, "It's MACY'S, Hotahori." He laughed shyly.
"O…"
The doorbell rang and Miaka answered it. It was Tetsuya and Keiske. "Hey guys!" Miaka hugged each of them.
"Back from buying you birthday presents Miaka," Keiske said handing her two wrapped gifts. The wrapping paper was pale blue with silver stars all over it. (Not that you need to know...)
Miaka placed the gifts on the kitchen counter and thanked them. Tetsuya walked out into the living room, but soon ran back after seeing Mitsukake doing yoga. "W-w-what is your seishi, Mitsukake doing!?" he asked with a disturbed look on his face. Miaka shrugged.
"Exercises," Chiriko said appearing next to Tetsuya who screamed in surprise. Chiriko sweatdropped.
"Think Nuriko is having any luck?" Miaka asked Tamahome.
Tamahome imagined Nuriko threatening the Seiryuu seishi if they didn't come and he nodded slowly, "Most likely." Tasuki and Chichiri were playing video games upstairs and Chichiri was winning. Everyone could hear Tasuki cursing loudly from upstairs and they all rolled their eyes.
Again, the doorbell rang and everyone froze. "It's got to be Nuriko and them," Tamahome finally said. So Miaka slowly went to the door with Tamahome and opened it slightly. Tamahome screamed when he saw two big violet eyes staring back at them and jolted back. Miaka giggled and opened the door. Nuriko hugged Miaka and said, "I got 'em all." Hotahori, Tetsuya, Keiske, Tamahome, and Miaka looked behind Nuriko and saw a big net filled with the Seiryuu seishi. They sweatdropped. Yui was standing next to Nuriko and Nuriko continued, "I had no problem bringing Yui." Yui held out a present to Miaka and Miaka took it and thanked her.
So everyone got settled in the house and the party would soon begin.
::More to come…::
::This is a short humerous story about Miaka's birthday party. She decides to be nice and invite all the Seiryuu seishi as well as the Suzaku seishi. And also, Yui, Keiske, and Tetsuya are invited. BUUUUT!!!! Someone's NOT invited... And they decide to ruin the party. Who could it be...?::
"Tamahoooome, did you get all the soda yet from the basement?" Tasuki said in his most whiny and obnoxious voice.
"NO FOR THE THIRD TIME, I'M PICKING PLACES TO BUY THE CAKE!" Tamahome replied. Tasuki sneered and continued clipping his nails with a new device Miaka had shown them when they came to her home called....dun dun dun... a nail clipper.
Chichiri came back inside from playing frisbee with Chiriko and ran inside the kitchen where Tamahome was. Tamahome was reading a magazine, when suddenly Chichiri ripped up the magazine from Tamahome's view and placed it arched over his head.
"Tama-chan! You gotta save me! Chiriko's threatening me with that new toy Miaka showed us called the frizbi..." Chichiri's voice trembled and Tamahome grabbed the magazine.
"What did I tell you about calling me Tama-chan!?" he snapped. Chichiri shrugged. Suddenly the door bashed open and Chiriko laughed insanely as he entered the house. Tamahome payed no attention while Chichiri was tugging and pulling on his shirt.
"Stop it Chi, you'll wrinkle my shirt!" Tamahome said pushing him away.
"Tama-chan!!!" Tamahome ignored him. "Tama-chan!!!!" Tamahome ignored him. "TAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOME!" Tamahome's face turned dark red.
"NANI!?" he finally shouted out looking away from the magazine.
Chiriko was just about to whack Chichiri over the head, when Tamahome grabbed the frizbi and threw it through an open window. "Thanks Tama-chan-"
Tamahome glared at Chichiri, "I mean Tamahome!" he corrected himself.
"Yeah thanks Tamahome, I needed some way to get rid of that frizbi without anyone suspecting I didn't like it.. Wouldn't want to hurt Miaka's feelings on her birthday."
"Speaking of Miaka," started Tasuki who had been sitting at the kitchen table the whole time, "Where is she?"
"Off buying something with Hotahori from some store called Macy's. They should be back soon," Tamahome replied.
"Ahh... But what if they decide suddenly to fall in love, leave Tokyo, go to Hong Kong, and leave you aaallll alooone, Tamahoooome," Tasuki sneered quickly.
Tamahome rolled his eyes, "Go roll down a rocky mountain side."
"Hey, speaking of missing people, where's Mitsukake?" Chiriko asked curiously.
"Last time I saw him, he was watching football in the livingroom," Chichiri answered taking an apple from the fruit basket.
"Okay," Chiriko said walking away from the kitchen. He went into the livingroom to check up on Mitsukake and opened his eyes wide in horror at what he saw. Mitsukake was squatting up and down while looking at the television. It appeared that he was following the lead of a man about 50 with a light brown afro on the television screen.
"MITSUKAKE, ITTAI ARE YOU DOING?!!?!?!?" Chiriko demanded with confusion. Mitsukake looked over at Chiriko and stopped. He blinked.
"I'm doing exercises, Chiriko, what does it look like I'm doing?"
"I'm not sure... Practicing for Tsumi wrestling?"
"Not funny..." Mitsukake said starting the exercises again. Chiriko shrugged and went back to the kitchen.
"I've got it!!!" Tamahome said.
"What, the perfect way to get a life?" Tasuki snickered. Tamahome, Chichiri, and Chiriko raised an eyebrow and Tasuki sighed.
"Hmph, I know my jokes are sort of corney! I'm workin' on it!"
Tamahome shook his head and said, "Aaaaanyway, I found a good place to get a cake. So let me go order it over the phone." Tamahome walked to the yellow kitchen phone and picked it up. Tasuki, Chichiri, and Chiriko surrounded him by the phone to listen in on the conversation.
"Moshi moshi? This is Birthday Cakes Made Just For You and I'm Ernie, how may I help you?" a man picked up the phone.
"Yes hi, I'm looking for a birthday cake for my girlfriend. She's turning 16 and her name's Miaka."
"Okay, what kind of cake would you like?"
"Um...Regular cake with-"
"NO CHOCOLATE!" Tasuki interrupted Tamahome. Tamahome told the man to wait a second and glared at Tasuki.
"What are you talking about!? We're going to have a regular, not chocolate!"
"Yes chocolate!" Chiriko agreed siding with Tasuki. Chichiri shook his head.
"Regular!" he and Tamahome said. So they fought on and on for about and hour and Tamahome finally told the guy to use chocolate.
"With chocolate frosting-"
"Vanilla!" Tasuki protested. Tamahome turned dark red and towered over Tasuki with a posessed look.
"Okay okay! Chocolate, eesh!" Tasuki let out his lower lip and pouted.
"With Chocolate frosting and red icing that says: Happy Birthday Miaka aka Suzaku no Miko," Tamahome continued.
"Anything else? Like side decorations?"
"Um.. Use some more frosting icing stuff to make the shape of a phoenix feather that's red next to Miaka's name," Chichiri said grabbing the phone and talking in.
"Hai, alright. Is that all?"
"Yes," they finally all agreed. Tamahome hung up the phone and snickered.
Tamahome sat down at the kitchen table along with Chichiri, Chiriko, and Tasuki.
"So guys...What did you all get Miaka for her birthday?" Tasuki asked with a smirk.
"I bought her a gold rose thing neckalace from the dollar store," Chiriko said plainly. They other three sweatdropped.
"Eh? What?" Chiriko asked with an innocent look.
"Guess it's the thought that counts and not the cheapness," said Chichiri. Tamahome and Tasuki nodded.
"So Chi, what did YOU get her?" Tamahome asked.
"I got her shoes. They're black... with square heels.. and...um.." Chichiri trailed off.
"Figures," Tasuki and Tamahome said laughing. Chichiri bopped them both with his staff (um..the wooden one....er...0_o;;)
Suddenly Miaka and Hotahori entered the kitchen. "We're back," Miaka said smiling.
"Welcome back," the other 4 said.
"Thanks," Hotahori said.
"We were talking to...Miaka..." Tasuki said sweatdropping.
"O..."
"Hey everyone, where's Nuriko?" Miaka asked.
"He's the one who was brave enough to ask the Seiryuu seishi if they wanted to come to your birthday party, Miaka." Chiriko said bluntly.
"EH?! BRAVE ENOUGH!? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?" Tasuki, Hotahori, and Tamahome gave him threatening looks and he backed away towards Miaka with a shrug. Suddenly Mitsukake walked in the room without a shirt and everyone screamed. They were still screaming as he walked over to the fridge and pulled out a milk. He drank right from the carton. >.<
Everyone said, "Ewwwww." And they started screaming again. Mitsukake looked at them all with a dumb expression. He put the milk back and closed the fridge door.
Mitsukake blinked as the other 5 were still screaming. Finally he shook his head and said, "QUIT IT!!!!!!" They all shut up and stared at him.
"Where's your shirt, Mits?" Chichiri asked nervously. Mitsukake chuckled and held up his arms flexing his muscles.
"I don't need one. I want to show the world how…muscley I am."
"You mean muscular, and you're all blubber, man!" Tasuki snapped. Chiriko wacked him over the head with a fan and he whined and rubbed his head. Mitsukake glared at Tasuki for his remark.
"Well I wouldn't be all snotty to you guys if any of YOU took YOUR shirts off." Everyone looked at Miaka and she sweatdropped.
"But uh.. I might be a bit disturbed if Miaka did…" he finished. Tamahome couldn't help but laugh and Miaka wacked his arm.
"Alright everyone, back to the birthday party setup," Hotahori said, "Wonder if Nuriko got the Seiryuu seishi to come yet."
Meaaaanwhiiiiile…
"AAAAGGGGHHHHH, DON'T HURT ME!!!!!" Tomo shrieked as Nuriko chased him around with a boulder.
"GO TO MIAKA'S BIRTHDAY YOU! AND BRING ALL THE OTHER SEISHI AND LADY YUI TOO! AND IF YOU DON'T, THIS BOULDER'LL BE SMASHED ON TOP OF YOU THE NEXT TIME YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING!" Nuriko yelled as he stopped running and dropped the boulder. Tomo nodded and ran away as fast as he could to tell the other Seiryuu seishi.
"Ah…I can finally go home…" Nuriko sighed. Suddenly he heard a siren. He had accidentily dropped the boulder on someone's car.
"Oops…" 0.0 Nuriko whistled innocently and pretended nothing happened as a crowd of people walked by gawking at him. Then he started running as soon as they were out of his view.
Aaaaanyway…
Hotahori shrugged and said, "Oh here Miaka. The thing you bought at Marcy's."
Miaka giggled and took the bag from Hotahori's hand, "It's MACY'S, Hotahori." He laughed shyly.
"O…"
The doorbell rang and Miaka answered it. It was Tetsuya and Keiske. "Hey guys!" Miaka hugged each of them.
"Back from buying you birthday presents Miaka," Keiske said handing her two wrapped gifts. The wrapping paper was pale blue with silver stars all over it. (Not that you need to know...)
Miaka placed the gifts on the kitchen counter and thanked them. Tetsuya walked out into the living room, but soon ran back after seeing Mitsukake doing yoga. "W-w-what is your seishi, Mitsukake doing!?" he asked with a disturbed look on his face. Miaka shrugged.
"Exercises," Chiriko said appearing next to Tetsuya who screamed in surprise. Chiriko sweatdropped.
"Think Nuriko is having any luck?" Miaka asked Tamahome.
Tamahome imagined Nuriko threatening the Seiryuu seishi if they didn't come and he nodded slowly, "Most likely." Tasuki and Chichiri were playing video games upstairs and Chichiri was winning. Everyone could hear Tasuki cursing loudly from upstairs and they all rolled their eyes.
Again, the doorbell rang and everyone froze. "It's got to be Nuriko and them," Tamahome finally said. So Miaka slowly went to the door with Tamahome and opened it slightly. Tamahome screamed when he saw two big violet eyes staring back at them and jolted back. Miaka giggled and opened the door. Nuriko hugged Miaka and said, "I got 'em all." Hotahori, Tetsuya, Keiske, Tamahome, and Miaka looked behind Nuriko and saw a big net filled with the Seiryuu seishi. They sweatdropped. Yui was standing next to Nuriko and Nuriko continued, "I had no problem bringing Yui." Yui held out a present to Miaka and Miaka took it and thanked her.
So everyone got settled in the house and the party would soon begin.
::More to come…::