Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ Learn ❯ Greetings ( One-Shot )

Sanzou: The next time you talk like that to me, you're REAL DEAD MEAT. (walks away)

With enormous bumps on his head, Gokuu went to see Hakkai.

Hakkai: Oh my, Gokuu, what happened? Here, I'll put some medicine on those bumps.

Gokuu: (seething) This is all your fault.

Hakkai: (smiles nervously) Ne? My fault? Why me? I didn't hit you.

Gokuu: You told me to say -anything- after greeting someone.

Hakkai: Yes, that's right.

Gokuu: Well, I met Sanzou just now. And I greeted him.

Hakkai: And? *Oh oh…* What did you say after that?

Gokuu: I said… things.

Hakkai: Like?

Gokuu: (whispers in Hakkai's ear) I said `yarou', `shimatta' and a couple of other things.

Hakkai: (sweatdrops, at the same time tries to stifle a laugh) *No wonder `bout the bumps…*

Gokuu: See? It's -your- fault.

Hakkai: No wonder Sanzou's mad at you. Let me teach you again. First, greet. Right?

Gokuu: Right.

Hakkai: When you greet someone, bow until your head is level with the top of your chest. Okay?

Gokuu: Okay.

Hakkai: Then, you ask about his health or other things. Don't use the `Sanzou's words'. (smiles) Okay?

Gokuu: (cheers up) Okay. (runs off)

Hakkai: *Hope I taught him the right way now… sigh*

Gokuu saw Gojou and ran to greet him.

Gokuu: Good morning, Gojou! (bows)

Gojou: …Good morning, Gokuu. *Is the dumbass monkey outta his mind or what?*

Gokuu: (still bowing) How do you do, Gojou? Are you happy? You -seem- happy! Blah…blah…blah…blah…

5 minutes went by…

Gokuu: (still bowing)Wheredidyougo? Didyoumeetanyone? Umm…what's next? Ah, yes! Hadagoodbath? Getenoughsleep? Blah…blah…blah…blah…

Gojou: *The monkey's -really- outta his fucking gray matter…* (walks away)

10 minutes…

Gokuu: (STILL bowing)Didyoumeetanygirls? Aretheybeautiful? Blah…blah…blah…blah…blah… Eh! Where's Gojou!!??

Gokuu went back to Hakkai crying.

Hakkai: (smiling) Why are you crying Gokuu? (walks towards him)

Gokuu: DON'T COME NEAR ME, HAKKAI!!! (backs away from Hakkai)

Hakkai: (confused, but smiling) … (sweatdrops)

Half a mile away…

Gojou: Hey, bouzu, did you hear that? Sounds like saru pushing Hakkai away.

Sanzou: Don't know, don't care.

Hakkai: Is this my fault again?

Gokuu: YES! It's ALL your fault!! (sobs violently)

Hakkai: And why?

Gokuu: You told me that when *sob* greeting *sob* someone, you must *sob* ask about their *sob* health and things… *sob*

Hakkai: Yes… so?

Gokuu: I *sob* greeted Gojou and *sob sob* asked him *sob* about (he lists all the things he asked Gojou about)

Hakkai: (after a long time listening to Gokuu's list) And you stayed bowed -all the time-?

Gokuu: *sob sob* Yes!

Hakkai: (nearly laughed out loud) My my, you should have straightened up again after greeting Gojou. And you shouldn't have asked him the list of questions. That'll send anybody away.

Gokuu: Anyway, it's so *sob* stupid. I'll ne-*sob*-ver greet *sob* people again.

Hakkai: *Looks like you'll never learn…* (sighs audibly)

-owari part three-

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Author's note:

Yay!! Part 3 finished!! I think that's too much… (Aria: Showoff!) But when I saw that Aria's finished 4 parts (Aria: Only four shorties), I begin to feel it ain't too much. *sigh*

Aria: And believe me, it feels weird typing this for her.