Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ Too Much ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

This story came about after reading too many Saiyuki fanfics and because my dad taught me how to play…a certain game recently. (Not saying the name because I could ruin the story for you =^-^=) I might do another one like this later. Or I might not- It depends on how I feel. Well anyway: Enjoy!

(P.S: Sorry if it sucks-This is my first Saiyuki fanfic)

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"How's this Gojyo?" Goku asked innocently. "You stupid monkey… You're holding it wrong…" Sanzo stopped trying to make his stubborn lighter to work so he could get his nicotine fix and raised an eyebrow. He shook his head in an attempt to clear it. He shouldn't have drunk so much; he was hearing things.

"Don't call me that!" the younger boy whined. "Don't be such a baby! Now here; hold it like this…" "OH!" Goku gasped. "So that's it!" Gojyo groaned. The monk blinked then stood up shakily; he really shouldn't have drunk so much… He hobbled into the other room where the voices were coming from and poked his head in.

A topless Goku was bent over a table with an equally topless Gojyo over top of him, both panting slightly. Fortunately, (And unfortunately because he was curious as hell) Sanzo couldn't see their lower halves due to a counter that blocked his view. He blinked a few times slowly and took his unlit cigarette out of his mouth. So now he was hallucinating. He hadn't thought he had drunk that much…

"You're holding it wrong again!" Gojyo reached over and moved Goku's hand "I said you hold it like this!" "Why does it matter how I hold it!?" Goku looked back at Gojyo and glared. "The same thing will happen no matter how I hold it!" The man behind him shook his head. "Trust me, I have years of experience doing this and it makes a big difference how you hold it. So hold it like I told you!" Goku pouted "Oh all right…" The boy looked down at his hand (Which Sanzo couldn't see) and apparently moved to how Gojyo wanted, because said man grinned happily. "Now you have to move like this…" The older man moved Goku's arm up and down and Sanzo watched shocked. Why the hell was he hallucinating this?

Goku's brows knitted together in thought "Hey Gojyo?" he sighed "What now?" "Should I be moving faster? Like this?" the boy moved his arm quicker. "No! Not faster!" Gojyo slowed his hand back to their original pace. "You have to do it exactly how I'm doing it or it won't work right! Now move here." The kappa stopped their arms' movements and pushed the boy closer down to the table making him yelp. "Ow! Why did you do that?!" Gojyo sighed heavily. "Do you want to do this monkey boy?" Goku glared "Of course I do! And stop calling me that!"

"Well Goku, if you want to do this shut up and listen to me!" "Fine!" Gojyo chuckled and patted his back comfortingly "Don't worry; you're not doing as bad as I thought you would for your first time." Goku blinked a few times then muttered "Thanks…So what am I supposed to do now?" At that moment Sanzo decided he should alert them of presence. He'd been watching the sickening scene for far too long. He really didn't want to watch as Goku lost his virginity, especially since his partner was Gojyo.

Sanzo stepped fully into the room and cleared his throat loudly causing the two men to look up at the monk. Goku smiled widely. "Hey Sanzo! You wanna join in?" Sanzo's mouth gaped like a fish at the boy's innocent question. He wasn't drunk enough for that. Gojyo shook his head "That wouldn't work Goku. We'd need Hakkai too if Sanzo wanted to play." "Why's that?" Gojyo frowned "Because you either need two or four people to play" Goku blinked "Oh…Well that's stupid. Sanzo, come here and watch me!" Sanzo hesitated but finally gave in to his curiosity and walked slowly toward the two.

Gojyo stood up and moved away from Goku. "Now do it like I showed you…" Goku nodded, adjusted his hands, and the moved his arm like he had been before. He then moved his arm forward hard and hit the cue ball dead on. He cheered as a ball went into the corner pocket. "I did it! I finally got the ball in!" He smiled happily at Gojyo "Thanks a lot for teaching me how to play. I never would have figured I had to hold the cue stick like that. Where did you learn how to play so good?" Gojyo grinned "I told you I've been playing for years." The kappa fanned "Damn it's hot as hell…I'm glad I took my shirt off." The monkey nodded his agreement then turned his attention to the monk and smiled. "So how do you think I did for my first time shooting pool?" Sanzo stared at the two of them in silence then pulled out his gun "I think…I think I'm going to kill you both." "WHAT?!"

Hakkai sighed as he heard the gunshots and screams of his friends. Sanzo really shouldn't drink so much…

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The story is 805 words. w00t! I think it's ok…I don't mind if you all think it sucked, but at least tell me it does.

Finished at 2:30 am on a school night. I don't need anyways…

R&R please!