Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ What ifs ❯ 2 ( Chapter 2 )

On with the fic!! Will make Gojyo pay for this pounding headache.

In the heavens above,

Jiroushin: Kanzeon Botsatsu! What are you doing? [Looking horrified.]

Kanzeon: Errrrr.watering my plants? [Looking slightly guilty.]

Jiroushin: I think they don't need any more water. [Looking pointingly at the pond filled with water lilies.]

Kanzeon: Oh, well. [Shrugs] Actually I am planning to drop water bombs on them. They are in the desert, after all. Since I am the most beautiful, most kind hearted, most popular goddess of mercy, I am just being merciful by cooling them off. Ho! Ho! Ho!Ho! Ho!

Jiroushin: By dropping water bombs on them. [Trying to talk her out of it. Hint. Hint.]

Kanzeon: Yes. I am the goddess of mercy after all. I'm blessing them with my precious holy water. [Oblivious.] Ho!Ho!Ho!Ho!Ho!

Meanwhile, in the desert.

Gojyo: Baka saru!!!

Goku: Erro kappa!!!

Gojyo:Baka Saru!!!!

Goku: Erro Kappa!!!

Hakkai: You know, if people didn't know better. They would have thought that you two are calling each other's nickname like lovers saying endearments to one another. [@-^]

Gojyo &Goku: AhRRRgggggHHh!!!!!! [Looking freaked out.]

Gojyo: Oi! Hakkai, don't say such disgusting things!!! Blaghhh!!!! [Looking green.]

Goku: Yeah, he is worst than any *Chou tofu* any one can ever fry!!!

Sanzo: Urusei!! [Fires the gun up into the sky.]

{The bullet went high up to Tenkai and burst the water bomb Kanzeon Botsatsu was preparing to drop.}

Splash!!!

[The water poured on Sanzo.]

Sanzo: KUUUUUUUSSSSOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Fluffy: Yeah!!! I have already found the spell I had cast on your gun. It's the goodness-knows-what spell! [Striking a triumphant pose.]

Sanzo: What?!

Fluffy: The goodness-knows-what spell!

Sanzo: What?!

Fluffy: The goodness-knows-what spell! Geezee are you deaf or something?

Sanzo: I want to know what does it do!! You baka!!

Fluffy: Exactly what its name says; goodness- knows-what!!

Sanzo:...[Veins popping out, looking like an exploding volcano.]

Hakkai: Anou..Does that mean we don't know what is going to happen whenever Sanzo fires the gun?

Fluffy: Exactly, that's what I was telling him. The baka. [Roll eyes.]

Sanzo: Nani?! [Fires gun.]

{The bullet turns into a clown and sprayed a fire extinguisher at Sanzo. Now he looks like a pissed off, thin, orient Santa Claus with a long white beard.}

Everyone: Ha! Haaahaahaaahaaaaa!

Sanzo:Urusei!!!![Pissed off, fires a few more shots.]

{Sweets, candies, balloons, colorful confetti's and fluffy white rabbits jumped out of his gun.}

Everyone: Wah! A party!!!

Sanzo: Undo the spell. NOW!

Fluffy: Two ways to do it. [Holds up one finger] First one is you have to undo it the first five minutes after it was cast. Since it was cast last night, it won't work. [Holds up another finger.] Second, you have to wait it out.

Sanzo: How long?

Fluffy: Since it's a goodness-knows-what spell, you can't tell. Well, enjoy! [Poof!]

Hakkai: What a peaceful day. [@-^]
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