Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ What ifs ❯ 3 ( Chapter 3 )

Fluffy: Thank you for all of your reviews. It made me really happy. [Cry, Cry, Cry]

Gojyo: [Sweating] Stop crying! I'll promise not to make you drunk again.

Fluffy: Honto Ni? Wah!!! That means I can play with you however I want and you won't get back at me?! Wah!!! Gojyo is such a gentleman!!!

Gojyo: [sweat drop] I didn't say that. [Sigh] I can never win against women.

Fluffy: [Rolls up her sleeves.] Yosh! Let's began the torturing!

Gojyo: Oi! Don't get carried away. [Have mercy on me, onegai! Huh?!]

Fluffy: [Looking puzzled.] I don't know what are you talking about. [Being carried away by Goku.]

Sanzo-ikkou is on the jipu continuing their journey. It was a few days after the spell were cast. By some miracle, Sanzo didn't fire his gun since the last chapter's incident.

As usual, those two argue to pass their time. The Sanzo-ikkou are driving through a forest.
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Goku: Why did Kazuya coloured your hair red? Why not green, like the weed you should be eating! You, ero kappa!

Gojyo: Why didn't she colored your hair yellow, like the bananas you should be eating! You, baka saru!

Goku: Huh?! Are you talking about Sanzo? [Pointing at the blonde in front of them.]

Sanzo: [veins popping like mad.]..[His fingers twitching like mad to pull the trigger.]

Hakkai: Maa.maa, remember the spell, Sanzo.

Sanzo:......

Hakkai: Sanzo? Sanzo?

{Those two who are unaware of the impending danger, are still fighting.}

Sanzo: URUSEIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! [Start to fire like mad.] Bang!! Bang@!!Bang!!

As the last sound of the gunshot fade, everyone held their breath. Is the spell still working or not?

Hakkai: Nothing is happening. Congratulations, Sanzo. Now the spel.

Goku: What is that noise?! It doesn't feel like youkais!

Hakkai: Stampede!!

{After, everything is settled down. Everyone heaved a sigh of relief. Everyone except-}

Gojyo: Help!!!!

Everyone:????? [All kinds of animals are trying to stick close to Gojyo.]

Goku: You should be careful or the animal protectors will come after you for trying to wear animal fur.

Everyone: [Sweat drop.] I think he is missing the point.

Goku: What point?? Ne, Sanzoooo..

Gojyo: Get off, me!!

Harkyuyu: Kyuuuu!!!

Gojyo: Not you too!!!

Gojyo: Ahcoo!! Ahcooo!!!Achhhhhhcoooooooo!!! {Apparently, he is allergic to animal fur. * evil, Grinch-like smile * }

At the castle of Gyomou,

Ni jen: Lirin, have you seen my hunny bunny?

Lirin: Hunny bunny? Is it the brand of a junk food? Like Pom Pom?

Ni jen: Never mind. [Goes back to his room.] Oh, how could you leave me!!!

[Some nostalgic flashback of them together: devising evil plans, building their first mass killing weapon, celebrating the destruction of a city, sleeping together at night.]

Ni jen: Wahhhahhhahhh!!!!!!!!!!! My bunny went over the ocean. ~ My bunny went to the sea. ~Bring back, Bring back, ~ Bring back my bunny to me, to meeeeeeeee!!!~ Wah!!!!!!Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!{Off key singing. Makes you glad you can't hear him.}

{Okay, that was weird. But I actually feel sorry for him. Let's go look for the bunny, then.}

Gojyo: Gettt offfffff!!!!!!!!!!! You guys stop laughing and get these stupid animals offf!!!!! Ahcooo!!!

{At last, they managed somehow to get those amorous animals off him except for the selected, few which are particularly stubborn.}

{Ha!Ha! Ha! It is my pleasure to describe him to you readers. He got a skunk on his head, a nicely pattern python on his neck, a lizard on his chest, a porcupine on his back, and a bunny on his left leg.}

Sanzo: [Smirk] Nice accessories.

Gojyo: Kussso!!!! Ahhhhhhcooooo!!!!

The skunk's tail keep on wagging in his face like a window cleaner making his sneezing fits even more worse, the snake and lizard kept on lick him every time their tongues flickered. The bunny held on so tight that his leg is feeling numb.

{Yup! The bunny is Ni Jen's lost hunny bunny. Hei, Ni Jen!! I found your hunny bunny!!!}

Gojyo: Fluffyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fluffy: Hai! What is it?

Gojyo: You know. [Looking pointingly at me.]

Fluffy: Two ways to break this spell. First way, wait it out.

Gojyo: Until goodness-knows-when! [Sarcastic tone]

Fluffy: Exactly! [Serious tone.]

Gojyo: [Sweat drop.] The second one?

Fluffy: You have to find someone or something they love more than you.

Gojyo: Are you sure?

Fluffy: Sure, look at Harkyuyu. He is back to normal because he loves Hakkai more than you.

Hakkai: Souka. [Very happy.] @-^

Gojyo: How are we going to find whatever it is-

Sanzo: We? [Raise an eyebrow] Since when there is a we?

Hakkai: Now. Now. Sanzo, don't say such things.

Sanzo: Che! [Turns away.]

Gojyo: I need a cigarette. [Started to smoke.]

At the smell of smoke, all the animals left him.

Gojyo: Apparently they love their life more than me. Huh? [Saw the bunny.]

{Since, Ni Jen is a smoker too. It doesn't mind the smoke. It cuddled into his arms.}

Goku: Kawaii!!!!!

Ni Jen: Sha Gojyo!!! Let go of my hunny bunny and no one is gonna get hurt!

Gojyo: Hunny bunny?! Oh you mean this. [Hold up the bunny.]

Ni Jen: Ahh! My hunny! Don't you remember me? I missed you sooooooooooooooooooo muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Gojyo: Right, you can stop now. We get the picture. [Roll his eyes.]

Goku: Picture? What picture? Where? Ne Sanzooo...

Sanzo: Urusei!!! Bang!!

Everyone: @@.... [Praying mode] Not me..Not me..Please not me.

Fluffy: Hei! Guys good news, I have calculated that the spell should end by now.

Everyone: Hontto ne??! [Hopeful eyes.]

Fluffy: ^ ^ Hai! [Saw them] Ahhhh!!

Everyone: What is it?

Fluffy: Did he fire his gun a few seconds ago?

Everyone: [Nod their heads.]

Fluffy: Well. When I said the spell is suppose to end by now, well it has ended but unfortunately, Sanzo fired the gun just a few seconds before the spell is suppose to end. So now, you all look like this. [Brings out a big mirror.]

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fluffy: [Turns to the readers.] I'm sure all of you are curious how they look like now. They look like- [Being grabbed by them.]

Everyone: Don't you dare tell!!!

Fluffy:MMMMMhwphh!!! HHmmppp!!

Translation: I am a girl you can't beat me up!

Everyone: We don't care!!!!

~Owari~
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In the hospital,

Fluffy: [Bandaged like a mummy.]...* - *

Everyone: [Looking like their normal selves.]

Hakkai: Since, Fluffy is out of service now-

Fluffy: MMMnpmhhsmpp!!!!!

Translation: Don't talk as if I am a vending machine!!! ~ <

Gojyo: We will take over. Ha! Hahahhahhah!!!!!!

Hakkai: Reviews much appreciated, everyone.

Gojyo: Now, I can write about me, me, me and the babes. Me, me, me.

Everyone: [Sweat drop.]

Fluffy: Someone shut him up.