Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ What ifs ❯ 10 ( Chapter 10 )

What if Sadako from the Ring pay the Saiyuki boys a little visit?

At a hotel,

Knock, knock!

Hakkai: Who's there?

Postman: The postman.

Hakkai: The postman who?

Postman: Postman I have a package for a Mr. Genjo Sanzo. It's from a Miss Fluffy.

Hakkai: [Opens the door] @-^ Ah, thank you. Sanzo, this is for you. [Hands him the package.]

Gojyo: [Sweat drop] Hakkai, you have to STOP doing that!!!

Hakkai: Why? It's fun.

Goku: Sososo, it's fun! What is it? Is it food?

Sanzo: [Opens the package.]

Gojyo: It's a videotape. [Gets excited] Maybe it's a porno film.

Hakkai: There's a note from her too. It says `I hope you all will enjoy this. P.s. : It's not a porno film, Gojyo.'

Gojyo: You just made that up. Give me that. [Snatch the note and reads it.] [Sweat drop]

Hakkai: Anyway, let's watch it. [Puts it into the VCR player.]

Gojyo: I can't see a thing.

Hakkai: You know this seem really familiar.

Gojyo: [Looks at Hakkai disbelievingly.] Of course, it is. It's a blank screen!

Goku: Look!

The screen suddenly brightens a little to show a field surrounded by trees and at the far end of the screen is a well.

Goku: Uhwahhh!!! This is scary!!

Gojyo: Baka saru! The ghost hasn't even come out yet.

Sanzo: Then you can let go of my sleeve NOW!

A white hand appeared on the side of the well, followed by another. Then the head appeared.

Gojyo & Goku: SADAKO!!!!!!!!! [Grab Sanzo and hide behind him.]

Sanzo: Let me go!! Why are you always clinging to me every time a ghost appears?!!

Gojyo: Well, you are a monk.

Goku: And ghosts are afraid of monks.

The white figure menacingly advance to the TV screen, one footstep at a time.

Gojyo: Hey, I thought ghosts don't have feet.

Goku: Yeah, they can fly too!

Hakkai: Actually they float not…

Goku: Hai!! Hai!! I rather you don't say anything right now!

Gojyo: Hahahahahah!!!! I `m not afraid of this fake ghost!

Sanzo: If you are not afraid then get off me!!! [Shoving him off his lap]

Goku: Hakkai what are you doing in a time like this? 0 0

Hakkai: I thought that Sadako-san would appreciate a cup of hot tea. It's must be pretty cold living in the well, that's why she walks so slowly.

Gojyo: Oi, are you for real? [Sweat drop]

Goku: Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!! She's getting nearer. Shut it off!!! Gojyo! [Shoves Gojyo towards the TV.]

Gojyo: No! You go! [Shoves him back.]

Goku: No! You! [Shoves him back.]

Gojyo: No! You! [Shoves him back.]

Goku: No! You! [Shoves him back.]

Gojyo: No! You! [Shoves him back.]

Sanzo: Both of you go!! [Shoves them.]

Gojyo: Use the remote!!

Goku: It's not working!!

Gojyo: [Ran to the TV and reach out a hand to push the off button.] {But Sadako grabbed his hand!} AhHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sanzo: [Shoot her] Bang!! Bang!! Bang!!!

But the bullets didn't seem to have any effect on her except green fluid started to flow from the bullet wounds.

Sanzo: [Starts to chant, his sutra unravel and…. Bounces off the TV screen.] Shit! Now I have to roll them up again! [Concentrating on sorting his sutra out.]

Gojyo: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [All the while screaming like a girl. Snatches his hand back.] Run!!!!! [And he did just that, carrying off Goku too because he was blocking his way.]

He ran

Sanzo, Hakkai and Sadako are drinking tea in the hotel.

Hakkai: Sanzo, when do you think they will be back? [Pouring tea for Sanzo.]

Sanzo: Che, how would I know. Don't care either! [Drink his tea]

and ran

Hakkai: Ah, you are really lucky, Sadako-san. You win again.

Sanzo: Che, she cheats. How do you expect us to win when we can't even see her face?

until he couldn't.

Gojyo: @ @ ……….[ Fainted]

Goku: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hakkai: You can stop pretending now.

Fluffy: How do you know it was me?

Sanzo: The package is from you. So of course, it's you!

Fluffy: Why didn't you tell them then?

Sanzo: And be a partypooper?

Hakkai: Hahahahah! They never look so lively since the last bedtime story I told them.

Sanzo: The first and also the last. [Smoking his cigarette.]

Hakkai: Hai. @-^

{They begged him not to tell them any story ever again.}

Fluffy: You know, Hakkai you are getting mean. Must be Sanzo's influence.

Sanzo: Don't blame it on me. He is like that naturally.