GetBackers Fan Fiction ❯ The Merry Month of Fuyuki Fanfic! ❯ Day 6: Clothes ( Chapter 6 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

6.
Title: Clothes
Author: Christina/AquaianGoddess
Rating: No actual smut, but there's cursing and talk about it.
Pairing: Shido/Hevn
Summery: Shido and Hevn have a moment.
Warnings: OMGHET! OMG NOT PORN! OMGOMGOMG. …I'm done now.
Disclaimer: GetBackers isn't mine, I just like to borrow them and torture them for a bit.
 
“So…basically I have to go on a job that could potentially get me killed, maimed, eaten by cannibals, and skinned, not necessarily in that order?”
 
Hevn gave Shido her brightest smile. “I know you can handle it.”
 
“Why aren't Snake Bastard and Ginji getting this job, again?”
 
“Because they're currently on a different job, and the client asked for you specifically. She seems to like your work.”
 
Shido rolled his eyes. “You know, if Snake Bastard really knew about the kinds of jobs you gave me, he'd stop bitching about how I'm banging you to get all the `good' jobs.”
 
“He thinks we're having sex so you can get jobs from me?”
 
“Using my `horse' imitation. I don't even have a horse imitation.” Shido grumbled, poking at his lunch with his chopsticks.
 
“Really? So you're just hung that way naturally?”
 
Shido choked on his tea. “Damn it, Hevn! Say it a little louder, I don't think the other people around heard you!”
 
Hevn laughed. “Relax, they're not paying any attention to our conversation.”
 
“No, just your tits. How the hell is that thing staying on, anyway? Don't you own any normal clothes?!”
            ; Hevn looked down at her - what a generous soul would call - shirt. "What's wrong with it?"
“You'd be more covered by a strip of duck tape,” Shido grumbled, “You're plenty attractive without having to dress like that.”
 
Hevn arched an eyebrow. “What the hell are you talking about? I dress like this `cause I want to.”
 
“Of course it's not for attention or to drive men crazy. Hevn, I have a lot of respect for you, you're a smart lady. If guys will only notice you because you dress like that, they're not worth your time in the first place.”
 
“Aww, Shido, do you have a crush on me~?”
 
Shido scowled, “Damn it, woman, are you listening to a single thing I'm saying?!”
 
“Yes, you think I should dress more conservatively. What's the matter? Scared of a little flesh?”
 
“No. I just think it's sexier when a woman has a few secrets. To see you bare your all like this…it's like you're cheapening yourself.”
 
Hevn tilted her head, then reached over to pat Shido's cheek. “You're a real sweetheart, you know that, Shido?”
 
“Shhh, don't tell. I have a rep to keep.”
 
“You really are sweet on me, huh?”
 
“Am I blind? No.”
 
Hevn smiled. “Tell you what, after this job, you can take me out to dinner. I'll dress in this `respectful' manner you seem to be talking about, and we'll see where it goes from there, hm?”
 
Shido gave Hevn an amused look. “You want to prove Snake Bastard right?”
"No. I don't give jobs to the people I sleep with because I'm sleeping with them. It's called a professional relationship."
            ; Shido just laughed. "Of course. I'll see you tonight after the job, Hevn." He paid for their lunch and left.
Hevn crossed her legs and smirked to herself. Oh, this was going to be interesting.