Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The B.S. Story ❯ Chapter 5 ( Chapter 5 )

By: TyniDarkAngel and Savvy_Rae

 

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 //thoughts//

 

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The B.S. Story

 

Last time:

 

By now Tyni was fuming, SHE DID NOT LIKE BEING IGNORED! OR LEFT OUT!

 

“I SAID I AM GONNA CRY!!!!” yelled Tyni.

 

Everyone backed away. Faraway. All except Duo, because he was still being held by Tyni.

 

“Now, Duo, you are going to kiss me or I will go FUCKIN CRAZY ON YO ASS!!”

 

“…gulp… okay, just a quick peck? Right?” asked a very nervous Duo.

 

“No I want some tongue! And I want it now!!!!” yelled Tyni.

 

Chapter 5

 

 

“Okay, close your eyes and…..”

 

“OH HELL NALL! MY EYES STAY OPEN! YOU CAN'T TRICK ME AGAIN!”

 

“Okay, okay! I guess it can't be that bad. Here goes!”

 

Duo slowly leaned in….Tyni's brain refused to work. Her heart raced and she began to feel a little warm, when suddenly…..the plane rolled a little to its side and Duo fell on top of Tyni, kissing her.

 

//Man I thought this was going to be bad. It's not bad at all. Why not give her a little tongue, hell I definitely wouldn't mind. Damn! She tastes like…like…hot chocolate! Wait a minute…where did she get hot chocolate from! Damnit I want some. Hey we have been kissing for along time, maybe I should give her some air. Yeah, air. Oh yeah and then I'll kiss her again. Yeah cause this is great. Mmmmmmm she tastes so good. Yum!//

 

Duo finally pulled away and looked directly into Tyni's stunned eyes.

 

“Oh…my….. God………THAT WAS AWESOME!”

 

“Hey where did you get hot chocolate from?”

 

“Ummm…see what had happened was?”

 

“Tell me!”

 

“Kiss me again and I will tell you.”

 

And the rest of the plane ride was like that until they landed. They kissed and laughed and explored each other for the last half of the flight. Finally the plane landed and they were in Kansas.

 

Savvy had taken the collar off of Sessy and they were now holding hands and Tyni had let go of Duo's braid and he had his arm around her waist, possessively.

 

“Well, lets find a barn, I am sure there is one in the woods.” said Kagome.

 

“How come all you white people like to go in the woods and gettin killed? You know anything in there will come after me and kill me first!” cried Tyni.

 

“Don't worry nothing will come near you with me around!” growled Duo.

 

And so they began to walk through the woods and it began to get dark. They began to hear weird sounds and there was no house in sight.

 

“Shit what was that screeching sound!” said Savvy.

 

“It's coming to get me!” cried Tyni.

 

“No it's not I promise!” Duo hugged Tyni closer and tighter.

 

“Hey look the house” barked Inuyasha.

 

“Okay let's go in” said Kagome.

 

They entered the house; there were blood stains and hand prints all over the walls.

 

“Somebody's hands must have been bleeding.” whispered Kagome

 

“HEY WAIT THAT IS TOTALLY PAINT!” yelled Tyni, “AND WHY THE HELL ARE WE WHISPERING!”

 

“Shhhhhhhh!”

 

“Whose there!” said the guys all on high alert.

 

“I am! The……BLAIR WITCH!

 

Just then someone came into view, a very short little cute chick.

“What the hell? Is this some sort of joke?” said Duo.

 

“No! And now I will curse you all!” said the Blair Witch.

 

“Oh you poor troubled soul, well you are lucky I have superpowers, here we go!” said Tyni.

 

“Hey wait, I heard about this super powers shit! Don't do it! Don't!”

 

“Too late!” laughed Tyni.

 

Tyni then began to sing the song “Kung Fu fighting” then *bam* the Blair witch turned into an emo elf. Yes I said it an emo elf. She was so cute.

 

“Okay now that I have turned you into an emo elf, do you still want to curse us?” asked Tyni.

 

“NO, I don't feel up to it.” murmured the little cute emo elf.

 

“So, little cute emo elf, what is your name?” asked Kagome.

 

“Um… I don't have one. If you don't remember just two seconds ago I was the Blair witch. Dumb asses.”

 

“Okay, well you need a name so from now on, we are going to call you Shorty. Got it? Okay anyway does anyone know when the next twister is coming?” asked Savvy.

 

“I do” said a little old lady in the corner.

 

“My name is Aunty Em. And my niece Dorothy should be here shortly with the weather report.”

 

So they all sat down to wait on Dorothy.

 

~*~*~*~*~*~

 

“Lalalalalalalalalalala…..”

 

“Hey did anyone hear that…?” ask Tyni.

 

“Surprised you can hear anything wit all that face sucking you and Duo are doing!” said Sessy.

 

“Hey!”

 

“Hey that was totally unnecessary!” murmured Duo.

 

“Pay back's a real bitch.”

 

“…..That it is……that… it… is……” agreed Tyni. “I'll get yo ass. I will use my super powers and you will never know wat hit you. Mwwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!”

 

“You do know I can hear you.” stated Savvy.

 

“What!?!”

 

“We all can hear you!” said Sessy.

 

Tyni turned to everyone as they nodded their heads.

 

“Hey author lady!”

 

“Yes?”

 

“How come they could hear me?”

 

“Well honestly I just forgot to put your words in //thoughts// style. It was just too much of a hassle. Sorry but you're the nut who decided not to control your mind.”

 

“Oh Hell Nall! Back dis bitch up! You da one started this damn story! And I don't control shit! This is all you! Now you better straighten up and fly right! I don't need this shit! I could walk out!!!!!!”

 

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa……..whoa……..whoa. Now listen……I don't pay you to go crazy in the story!”

 

“Hey you don't need to be talking to Tyni that way! I could come there and kill you for reals!” yelled Duo. “And you don't pay us!” added Tyni.

 

“Well bring it on! Come on BRING IT!”

 

“Okay,okay! This is getting totally out of hand. Let'sall get back to the story and we will discuss pay later.”

 

“We are gonna pay them!!!!”

 

“Grandma! I am home!”

 

“Hello hun!” said Aunty Em.

 

“My, what big ears you have” said the girl in red.

 

“Dorothy! Dorothy! Dorothy!”

 

“Yes?!”

 

“Wrong story, sweetie.”

 

“Sorry I had to pull a double shift in stories, but um…..oh yeah…….A twister I coming!”

 

*ding* *the next twister to Oz will leave in 2 minutes* *ding* said a very creepy intercom.

 

“Okay, well since we are fixin to go, I will say the magic words to turn Inuyasha back. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!” said Tyni casually.

 

“Gah its coming to the house!” yelled Kagome. “Well Shorty, I guess I will leave Inuyasha to you. Just say `Sit!' when he acts up. See ya!”

 

“Did you have to say that?” murmured Inuyasha from the newly made crater in the ground.

 

“Sorry bout that. Forgive me?” asked Kagome sweetly.

 

“No, not on your life!”

 

“SIT BOY!”

 

“Look Aunty Em!! It's a twister! It's a twister Aunty Em, it's a twister!” yelled a very excited Dorothy.

 

“Hold on to your hats boys and girls, coz weeeeeee'rrrrrrrreeeee oooouuuuttttaaaa hhhheeeerrrreeee!!!!” screamed Aunty Em.

 

“But I lost my hat.” said Shorty.

 

 

 

TBC

 

 

A.N.

This Chapter was dedicated to a friend of TyniDarkAngel and me. So here's a shout out to our #1 fan Amanda a.k.a. Shorty!!!!!!

 

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