Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Pilots Survive "SURVIVOR" ❯ Chapter 1

Hello minna-sans! Well, I guess I'll start off by saying the same thing all other authors say. *ahem*

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS! THEY GO TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS! ALSO, I TAKE NO CREDIT FOR THE WHOLE SURVIVOR SERIES SO I DON'T WANT THE CO. OR ANYONE ELSE TO SUE ME AND EVEN IF THEY DID, I'M BROKE. I OWN ONLY THE IDEAS OF THE UNFOLDING EVENTS.

Ok now that that's done and over with. I've never really watched survivor just bits and pieces so don't go and critisize me all right?!! I'm just making it up as i go and frankly i think it's funnier this way. OK so on with the story, hope you all enjoy it!!! ^_^ ^^v

~*~Lady Pheonix~*~

-------------THE GUNDAM PILOTS SURVIVE "SURVIVOR!!!!--------------------

Quatre:Oh no! This can't be!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

The Arabic prince looked about the table that was covered with important documents and such. The other four boys walked into the kitchen to find out why Quatre was yelling like it was the end of the world.

Duo: Yo, Q-man, what's goin' on?

Quatre: Oh it's horrible! I've gone....BANKRUPT!!!!

Wufei: *spits out java* What? What do you mean?

Quatre: I mean I'm broke! Poor! Taken to the cleaners! I don't want to be a peasent! I'm a prince!

Heero: How'd THAT happen?

Quatre: What? Me being a prince?

Heero: No, How'd you get Bankrupt?

Quatre: I don't know, but maybe these credit card bills will explain it.

Duo: WHAT I DIDN'T DO IT!!!.....oh, reflex.

Wufei: Is this YOUR doing Maxwell?

Duo: Uh,...that could be..*sheepish grin*

Wufei:Where's the justice in that Maxwell? Stealing from the weak to satisfy your own selfish greed!

Quatre: Hey who are you calling weak?

Duo: And who are you callin' selfish?

Wufei: That would be you.

Trowa: *looking at bills* Speak for yourself Wufei.

Wufei: What's that supposed to mean?

Trowa: Some of these items fit the characteristics in order to repair your Gundam.

Wufei:*scowling* You have no proof.

Trowa:You needed a new part for the Dragon Claw. The part is listed here.

Duo:Ah-HA! Now lookies whose been stealing from the so-called weak!

Quatre:I'M NOT WEAK!!!

Duo:Wu-man, you've been caught red-handed.

Wufei: Don't call me that.

Duo:Chill out Woofy.

Wufei:Kisama! *pulls out katana* And now your death...

Duo:*screams and hides behind Trowa*

Trowa:And what do you think you're doing?

Duo:Hiding.

Trowa:Why.

Duo:Cuz you're the tallest.

Trowa: I'm NOT a human wall.

Duo:Well you are now.

Trowa glares at him then flips backward so he ends up behind Duo. Duo's surprised look became frightened almost instantly once he saw Wufei advancing towards him, katana ready to slice him in two.

Duo:Come on! Cut me some slack!

Wufei: I'll cut you something. I'll cut you up in so many pieces, even the vultures won't find them! *evil glare*

Duo:*gulps* Ouch. *runs to Quatre* Mercy! I'll do anything! Anything! Just keep Wufei away from me!!! *tears*

Quatre: Well, *thinking*...Figure out a way to get me rich again, and you're off the hook.

Duo: Hey, Wufei's gotta help out too. He's also the reason why you're bankrupt.

Wufei: LEAVE ME OUTTA THIS MAXWELL!!!

Heero: This is YOUR mess to clean up Duo. You bought a hell of a lot more junk then Wufei did.

Duo: Oh all right. Now lemmie think.

Duo scratches is head in thought (a/n hey, duo's actually in "thought" lol) while pacing around the room. He then eyes the TV which had a SURVIVOR commercial.

Duo: Bingo! I've got it! We'll enter into this contest thingy and come home with a million smackeroonies!!!

Trowa: A million dollars?

Heero: What do you mean "we"?

Duo: Simple, WE enter into this contest in which us five hafta live on a deserted island and if we all enter we've got a better chance of winning!

Quatre: I don't know. There's gotta be a catch.

Duo:eheheh...The thing is you're only allowed to bring one thing with you.

Heero: ONLY ONE THING???

Duo: *sweatdrop* uh-huh. *gulp* Got any better ideas?

Heero: *eyes narrowing* ...no...

Duo: Then shut up.

Heero: *growl* Come again?

Duo:Uh...nuuuuuuthin' *innocent smile that never works*

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a/n ok sorry to end it here i promise my other chaps will be longer! OK GUYS THIS IS THE PART WHERE I TELL YOU TO R&R!! Next chap will be up soon! Domo arigato!

~*~Lady Pheonix~*~