Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Pilots Survive "SURVIVOR" ❯ Sabotage ( Chapter 6 )

Trowa took a moment to glare at Duo while Quatre took another c-nut and banged it on a nearby rock, and Heero started shooting several rounds at the c-nut pile.

Quatre: *bewildered* Wow...not even a dent.

Heero: Maybe we should get Wufei to have his Gundam to step on it.

Duo: Then there'd be nothing left, and what are YOU doing thinking up insane ideas?! That's MY job!

Heero: *grunt*

Duo: *notices Trowa still starring at the c-nut* Like I said before, starrin' at it won't get it open.

Trowa drew back his arm and launched the c-nut at Duo's head. Duo fell unconcious on top of Rei who fell on Zechs who fell on the pile of c-nuts.

Trowa: No, but thinking about getting you to shut the hell up and at the same time get food will accomplish something.

Rei: *sweatdrop* And I suppose that flattening me was part of the plan?

Trowa: No, a minor error.

Rei: Well next time think a little more on your plans!!!

Zechs: Rei?

Rei: WHAT!

Zechs: Could you please get off me?

Rei: *blinks and blushes* Oh! *shoves Duo off and gets up* Sorry. *bows*

Duo: *in a daze and behind Rei* When you bend over your mini-skirt goes up some...nice ass.

Rei: *blushes and stands straight trying to pull skirt down* You pervert! *throws c-nut at him*

Duo: *faints*

Heero: Hey, the nut cracked open.

Rei: That didn't sound right.

Quatre: eeeshh.

Heero:...I meant the c-nut...

Quatre: So when you bang it on Duo's head it breaks? *bangs one on Duo's head and it breaks* Wooowwww.

Everyone else: Ooooooo.

They all started hitting Duo over the head and had a nice meal from all the c-nuts. Rei looked down at the unconcious Duo.

Rei: Is he dead?

Trowa: Not likely. He'll be back to normal in the morning.

Zechs: But he isn't normal at all.

Trowa:...good point...

As the pilots eat the c-nuts and the canned tuna Wufei had "donated" Rei leaned against the stone wall and sighed.

Zechs: What's wrong?

Rei: It's too quiet, that's what's wrong.

Zechs: The rain makes noise.

Rei: Yea, but that just puts me to sleep. I need to stay awake so we can broadcast this show.

Zechs: Got a radio?

Rei: No, but...Duo might. He's got those Giant Pockets of his that hold just about anything.

Heero: You're really gonna go inside Duo's pants to find a radio?

Rei: *sweatdrop* Sure if you make is sound THAT way! hmmf...

Taking a deep breath Rei stuck her hand inside on the ankle and imediately pulled out the big o'l bottle of whiskey Duo had brought for the trip. She set that aside and tried her luck again. Before she could get past his calf Duo woke up.

Duo: Rei?

Rei: Duo?

Rei&Duo: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: The hell are you doin'!

Rei: Looking for a raido? *blush*

...S...I...L...E...N...C...E...

Duo: Hey! *takes whiskey* I was lookin for that! *gulps* Ah..*hic* here's a radio Rei. *hic*

Rei: Thanks. *turns on radio* Hey my favorite song is on!

On the radio played "Survivor" and Duo jumped up, whiskey bottle in hand and started singing and dancing.

Duo: I'm a survivor! YA! Not gonna give up! I'm gonna make it! *hic* uh-huh! yeah! Gonna keep *hic* on survivin'!

Heero: This song is annoying...*gets gun and shoots radio*

Duo: *falls asleep from being drunk*

Rei: Why'd you do that for?!

Quatre: I'll have to side with Heero. It's getting annoying.

Rei: But this song is so appropriate for the show! Actually no it's not, but at least the chorus is!

Trowa: It's now the time for silence.

Rei: Silence is too loud!!!

Heero: YOU'RE too loud.

Rei:...shut up...

Eventually all manage to fall asleep in the cramped space. The following morning, after breakfast, the pilots were on the beach while Rei and Zechs were having a bit of a dilema.

Rei: *on cell phone* What? What are you talking about?....How'd the fuck did that happen!...Wait....no...but....what about....AHH!!! *hangs up phone*

Zechs: What is it?

Rei: C'mon, we got to tell the GW boys.

Zechs: Tell them what?

Rei: If you wanna know, come on! Hey pilots!

Pilots: What?

Rei: Bad news.

Duo: I dun wanna hear it! *turns away*

Rei: The show has to be shortened.

Duo: *turns around with a smile* Ooo! I wanna know! *ahem* Please continue my dear sister.

Rei: *sweatdrops but ignores* For some reason we ran out of money and we only have enough to finish one more show. So today is your last day on this island.

Zechs: Ran out of money?! But how? Wait...do you think Relena has something to do with this?

Rei: I never thought of that...but it could be...since she just left me here without warning...she could want the show to end...

Zechs: So she can get Heero again.

Heero: *gasp* No way! I thought she gave up on me!

Rei: *arched brow* And you ACTUALLY believed her?

Heero: *adgitated sigh*

Duo&Quatre: Yea!! We're going home! *start dancing, jumping, and more rejoicing*

Rei: Uh right...you're last day. Later we'll take you back one by one so you can tell us who you want to be kicked off....no wait that won't work...I gotta figure out some new rules.

Duo&Quatre: Last day! Last day!

Rei&Zechs: Ugh *sweatdrop*

Quatre: I'm going to be back at my mansion! I'm soo happy! *tears*

Wufei: Remember you still have no money...thanks to Maxwell.

Duo: Quiet man! Why'd you have to remind him?

Quatre: Home! Home! Home!

Duo: Phew! I'm glad he didn't hear you.

Wufei: Hey Winner!

Duo: Shut up!

Wufei smirked knowing he had Duo in blackmail. A few minutes later a scream was heard.

Trowa: AHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!1

Heero: What?! Is Relena here? *panic*

Trowa: No worse!

Duo: What could be worse than Relena?

Trowa: My hair gell is gone!

Quatre: What? That barrel you brought was huge!

Duo: Geez man, how much did you use?

Trowa: I didn't use it all! I brought enough to last a very long time.

Heero: Who'd steal all that gel?

Trowa: Wufei! *point*

Wufei: *freezes as he was trying to walk away* What?

Trowa: *walks over and touches Wufei's slick hair* Ah-HA! I knew it! You did it!

Wufei: Yea so?

Duo: Geez, I didn't think that anyone could use more gell than Trowa does...boy was I wrong.

As they spoke Trowa's hair started to lean down. Farther down it went until it finally fell on his face with a 'flop'.

Duo: AHH!! It's cousin IT!

Trowa: Shut up. Could I have some assistance?

Rei: I'll help you!

Trowa: Just don't give me a braid.

Rei: Ha ha very funny, Mr. Clown. ummmm could you like sit down. *jumps* You're too tall.

Trowa sits on a rock while Rei stood behind him and pulled back his hair away from his face. After a few seconds she finished.

Rei: Vua-la! All done! Duo! Toss me a mirror!

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Hnnnnn....I wonder what sort of hairstyle Rei gave him.

Duo: Braid!

Author: I don't think so.

Duo: Cornrolls!

Author: Wha?

Duo: Weave!

Author: Ok now that's just plain freaky.

Duo: Afro!

Author: *throws c-nut at Duo's head* Ok enough of that. I didn't think this story would have so many hits! It's my most popular stories so far followed by "Fallen Samurai"....no one seems to be liking the "Memory of a Lost Soldier"....i don't have that many hits. only one review on that one. If you haven't read my other fanfics please do! And while you're at it review them too! And while you're here review this one! ok, that should do it ^_^ Ja ne minna-san! *walks away drinking c-nut water leaving a drueling Duo on the floor* Can we get someone to clean that up plz? ^^v

~*~Lady Pheonix~*~