Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Pilots Survive "SURVIVOR" ❯ New Arrival ( Chapter 5 )

Out of nowhere a plane appears on the beach. All head towards it to see who will be taking over. The door opens......

Rei: "I'm a survivor! Not gonna give up! Not gonna-

Duo: Hey you! That's MY song!

Rei: Shut up you assho--....wait a sec! I have to be host for the Gundam Pilots??! This isn't in my contract!

Relena: Oh is it now? Must've slipped my mind. Oh well! *shoves Rei off the plane and tosses her microphone before boarding the plane herself* I'll make sure that's taken care off. Bye!

Rei: RELENA!!! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!! Dammit! *looks at microphone in hand* Now what am I supposed to do?

Duo: Hey...Rei aren't you supposed to be writing this fan-fic?

Rei: Yea.

Duo: Then what are you doing here?

Rei: What? I can't put myself in my own story?

Duo: Nope.

Rei: *growl* I can too! I'm in control of this story and what I say goes!

Zechs: So that's why Relena called you a professional. Anyway, enough with the chit-chat. We've got a show to do.

Rei: *sighs* Very well. Welcome back from your commercial break. I am your new host, Rei Hino. Why am I here? To put it simply Relena caught a huge PMS and nearly blew up.

Heero: Well put.

The clouds started to gather in the sky and the distant roll of thunder could be heard in the distance. Before long, small droplets of rain began to fall, which soon turned into a downpour. Without a word Wufei goes inside Nataku.

Rei: Dammit! I just had my hair done. This is all your fault Relena, I swear I'll kill you!

Heero: Too late, I already get first dibs on anihilating her.

Rei: *shrugs* Whatever. You sure are taking your sweet time in killing her.

Heero: *grunt*

Duo: Oh man! The fire's goin' out!

The others were huddled inside the cave-like shelter

Quatre: What'll we do about it?

Trowa: Rei could help.

Rei: Me? Like what am I supposed to do?

Duo: Duh! Make fire appear!

Rei: No way.

Duo: Why not?

Rei: Cuz this is your problem that you have to deal with on this show all right? You signed up for it so you deal with the consequences.

Duo: Oh c'mon! You might be able to get your hair dry in the process.

Rei: That's an idea....

Duo: *puppy dog eyes* Please???

Rei: No.

Duo: *sigh* Quatre, you give her the look.

Quatre: Why me?

Duo: Cuz you look cuter, and it's irrisistable.

Quatre: *raises brow* Says who?

Duo: All the chicks of course! Go ahead and do it and you'll see.

Quatre: *puppy dog eyes* Please Rei? Make us a fire?

Rei: No! Not the look!

Quatre: *the look*

Rei: Oh...

Quatre: *puppy eyes*

Rei: Oh all right.

Duo: Yea! Works every time! *winks and thumbs up at the camera*

Rei: Mars Crystal Power...Make up!

Rei succeeds in making a fire and next attempts to dry her hair. Not a good result. Her hair looked like she stuck her finger in an electric socket.

Duo: *points* HA HAAH AAHAA!!!! Nice hair!!!

Rei: *clenches fists* Shut up..

Quatre: Maybe we can just pat it down...*trys to smooth out the fluff*....maybe not.

Trowa: We could gel it. I've got enough.

Rei: No way! I don't know what kind of gel you use to make it look like that!

Heero: We could cut it off.

Trowa: I concur.

Rei: You're pushin it Mr. Spandex.

Duo: I've got an idea! Come ova and sit down.

Rei: I don't trust you.

Duo: What? It's better than what Heero suggested.

Rei: True.

Not having much of a choice, Rei sat in front of Duo with her back towards him. She figured at least this way, she'd be able to stay out of the rain. As Duo did who knows what to her hair, she watched the expressions on the others. Zechs zoomed the camera in on her, Heero raised a brow, Trowa shook his head, and Quatre tried not to giggle.

Duo: All done!

Rei: What did you do, or do I even want to know?

Duo: Oh ye with little faith! *gets mirror from "Giant Pocket"* Here.

Rei: WHAT??? You put my hair in a braid??!

Duo: Now we look related! Hey, at least your hair's outta your face.

Rei: *sighs* The senshi will make fun of me about this for the rest of my life.

Duo: Your new name is Lady Duo! And our name finally makes sense cuz now there's two of us!

Zechs: Our new host: Lady Duo

Rei: I'm about two seconds away from killing the both of you.

Duo: Calm down sis. *rests arm on her shoulder*

Rei: *sweatdrop* Sis??

Duo: Yep! Muh new sister! I've always wanted a one! I've envied Trowa for so long! Even Quatre! Why, he's got 29 of them, and he would share! *pout*

Trowa: *raises brow*

Quatre: *blinks*

Rei: *sighs* I give up.

Zechs: Ummm...hello? Can I come in there?

Duo: Why?

Zechs: Because it's wet out here.

Duo: Duh! It's rainin'! I'ts supposed to be wet. Heh, not too bright is he?

Rei: Knock it off Duo. Besides, Zechs, it's kinda cool since the rain gives a nice effect while you're filming outside.

Zechs: *glare* You just don't like me.

Rei: That's a possibility.

Zechs: I'll tell Noin on you.

Rei: Ooo I quiver with fear.

Zechs: All right, I'll tell Relena on you. She's a princess so she has more authority.

Duo: Then wouldn't that make you a prince?

Rei: Don't give him any ideas! Besides, what kind of man is he that he has to hide behind his little sister?

Heero: Yea, that's pathetic.

Zechs: You little....

Rei: *laughing* Come off it Darth Vader, you can come in.

Trowa: Darth Vader?

Rei: What? You're all from space so you pilots should know who Darth Vader is. Big guy with a mask and a DEEP spooky voice...kinda like him. *points at Zechs*

Duo: *immitating Darth Vader* Heero....I am your father.

Heero: Don't go there.

Zechs: ....

Rei+Duo: *laughing*

Zechs: I don't have a spooky voice.

Rei: Then why do I have the chills?

Zechs: Because it's raining outside and it's chilly when it rains!

Quatre: Chilli's....restauraunt....food...

Trowa: We got the c-nuts so let's eat them. *takes one and looks at it determining how to get it open*

Duo: Just starring at it won't get it open.

Trowa: *glare*

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Chapter five completed. Will Trowa find a way to get the c-nuts open? Or will they all starve to death?

Rei: Neh, Duo will drive us to commit suicide WAY before that happens.

Heero: Damn, and me without Wing Zero. Oh look....Shenlong...

Wufei: Kisama! Where do you think you're going!

Heero: There's no stopping me!

Quatre: C'mon you guys! Let's work together!

*heero and wufei in fighting in dustcloud*

Quatre: *goes insane and decides to destroy everything*

Rei: Hey!!! NOT THE CAMERAS!!!!

Author: Ok, short commercial break while we....reconstruct the set...and prevent the cast from killing themselves and hey!! Duo! Stop playing with the jellyfish! Heero leave Shenlong alone!! *shoots gun in the air and all stop what they're doing* That's better. Ok....audience,,....REVIEW!!!

~*~Lady Pheonix~*~