Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Pilots Survive "SURVIVOR" ❯ And She Quits ( Chapter 4 )

I have returned!!! Thank you for you patience and now enjoy CHAPTER 4!!!

DISCLAIMOR: DON'T OWN...BLAH...ONLY IDEAS....BLAH!!!

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They carried the c-nutz, including the BIG NUT (duo) back to "camp" which didn't exist yet. After a while Duo came back from La-La-Land and woke up.

Duo: Ooooo lookie at all the fairies circling my head. AHHH!! One of them is Relena! AHHHHH The horror!!!

Relena: What a mean thing to say!

Duo: Thanx.

Relena: *pouts and whines* Brother! The Braidy Boy with the BIG MOUTH is insulting me!

Zechs: And you want me to do what about it?

Relena: Hit him with the camera or something! No, then it would break because of his thick skull.

Duo: Shame on you!

Relena: Huh?

Duo: You call yourself a pacifist? Pacifists don't go around seeking doom on others! Shame on you!

Relena: Grrrr...

Duo: BAD PACIFIST!!!!!

Relena: *whine* Brother! He did it again!

Zechs: *stare*

Duo: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!

Trowa+Quatre: *blink blink*

Duo:-ha-ha-ha-eh? Heero? What happened to you?

Heero had come back from his hunting expedition, but he didn't catch a thing. You could say the animals got the best of him, for he was covered with cuts, scrapes, moss, mud, and other stuff like that. AND-

Quatre: Uh, Heero...you DO know that you have a rip in your...umm...spandex..

Heero: DAMN IT ALL!!! I JUST BOUGHT THESE!!!!

Trowa: I'm gonna find a place for camp.

Quatre: I'll go with you, I don't like Heero's yelling.

They left!

Duo: So, I take it hunting didn't go as planned eh?

Heero: Ya think?!

Duo: No, I KNOW it didn't.

Wufei:*coming out of Nataku and walking up to them* Yuy doesn't know the first thing about hunting.

Heero: And like YOU know.

Wufei: You want meat an easier way, go fishing. We're next to an ocean so we've got plenty of food.

Heero: And how am I supposed to catch them?

Duo: Why not shoot them outta the water? Or if you're REALLY hungry, go catch a whale!!!

Wufei: *slaps Duo upside the head* No you fool. I've got some fishing nets in Nataku. They'll bring up some fish and probably some crab and lobster.

Duo: Damn that sounds good! Well, go on and fish!

Wufei went in Nataku to get the nets. When he came back, Trowa and Quatre had also returned.

Trowa: Now where are you going?

Heero: *hill-billy voice* Goin' fishin'. *leaves with Wufei*

Duo: He does NOT make a good hill-billy impression.

Trowa: The same way you don't do good with an English accent.

Duo:What-e-va! So, did you find a camp?

Quatre: Yep. Follow us.

They led him not far from the beach, down the shoreline, where there was a bunch of rocks. On the other side of it was an opening so it made a convenient shelter.

Duo: So, we're living in a cave?

Quatre: Yea.

Trowa: We should start a fire so we can cook that fish Heero and Wufei are catching.

With that, he made a circle with stones and put a pile of sticks in the middle.

Duo: I've got just the thing to get this baby flarin'! *pulls out matches*

Quatre: That's cheating! You've brought two things!

Duo: It's not cheating! These just happened to be in my pocket...along with a few other things that may come in handy. *lights match and startes fire* We'd better keep this fire goin' or else we'll be quite a meal to bugs and whatever the hell is out there.

Quatre: I'll get wood.

Duo: Don't get eaten!

Quatre: Shut up.

When Quatre returned, so did Heero and Wufei from fishing. Heero looked worse than be fore, because now he was dripping wet and had bits of seaweed hanging on him.

Duo: NOW what happened, Heero?

Wufei: You could say the fish got the better of him. It wasn't a pretty sight.

Trowa: So we see.

Duo: So, what did ya catch?

Heero: Nada...

Duo: The hell's wrong with you Yuy! *gasp* OH no! I've been around Wufei too much!

Wufei: ....

Quatre And I collected all this firewood for dinner, and when I come back, there's no dinner! All that work for nothing! Look at me! I'm living on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere! I'm a prince, god dammit, I'm not supposed to be living like this!

Duo: Livin la vida loca!

Quatre: Shut the fuck up Duo!

Duo: *gasp*

Quatre: This is all your fault! When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is cut off your braid!!!!

Duo: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heero: Why not have Wufei get Nataku and squish him?

Quatre: ....that'll work...Ok! I'm off to get Nataku!

Wufei: Hey! ONLY I can call Nataku 'Nataku'!

Quatre: Shut up or I'll squish you too!

Relena: Are you getting all this brother? *all excited*

Zechs: Yea, I see a Golden Globe or and Acadamy Award for this footage.

Trowa: Quatre, shame on you. If you truly are a prince, your behavior wouldn't be so savage.

Quatre: If I am a prince I should be in my mansion!!!

Trowa:Quatre Reberba Winner!

Quatre: *cringes* Oh, I need some tea.

Trowa: And with a fire going you'll have some nice hot tea instead of cold tea.

Relena: Oh man! Just when it was getting good the CLOWN had to spoil our fun.

Zechs: *chuckles*

Wufei: For crying out loud, I'll go get some tuna. *leaves*

Relena: *walks up to Wufei* So, how is this going so far for you Wufei?

Wufei: *glares* The first tribal meeting we have, Maxwell is getting his ass kicked off this island. Either that, or I can kill him right now...and you'll be joining him onna if you don't leave me alone.

Relena: Ok *runs away* I don't know how I got myself into this mess.

Zechs: Well, you wanted to see Heero.

Relena: Curse him! He's the cause of my suffering!

Zechs: Don't be such a drama queen.

Relena: *glare* Stop that. I already five guys giving me a hard time and I don't need YOU to make it worse.

Wufei came back.

Wufei: Here's the tuna.

Duo: Canned tuna?

Wufei: What? It's tune=food=dinner. Oh and here are some pots and pans.

Relena: Cheater! Only ONE thing you're supposed to bring!

Wufei: yes, onna, I brought Nataku. I can't help it if there are a couple of more things in my Gundam.

Relena didn't argue for she was giving up and about ready to quit and leave. In fact....

Relena: THAT'S IT!!! I QUIT!!!!

Zechs: No!

Pilots: Hurray! Hurray! Hurrah! Hurrah!

Zechs: You can't leave me alone with them!

Relena:*gets cell phone* I'm not gonna.

Zechs: *dissapointed* Damn you.

Relena: *ignores comment* I'm calling a professional.

Quatre: I wonder who she's calling.

Heero: Who cares, as long as it's NOT Relena.

Out of nowhere a plane appears on the beach. All head towards it to see who will be taking over. The door opens......

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Hnnnnn I wonder who the new host will be don't you? Well if you wanna know you gotta R&R!!!!

And Sky87, how can you say that to me! Remember I know where you live so...need I say more? j/k.. ^_^

Liza, Sailor Moon characters will be coming in gradually. It won't be long!

Infernale, thanks for the spelling ^^v

~*~Lady Pheonix~*~