Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Pilots Survive "SURVIVOR" ❯ TRYING To Settle In ( Chapter 3 )

DISCLAIMOR: I DON'T OWN THE CHARACTERS YADDA YADDA YADDA OR THE SHOW SURVIVOR BLAH BLAH BLAH.

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The five boys stop their talking and slowly turn their heads towards the camera man. Five pairs of eyes glared at him (a/n with the exception of Quatre who just looks so damn kawaii), but the camera mand didn't shrink back or even flinch. Instead, a smile graced his lips as he just zoomed in on the boys.

Duo: *raises a brow* Wanna jump him?

Trowa: Sure.

Relena: Now guys, you can't hurt my brother.

Pilots: BROTHER?

Duo: You've got two brothers?

Relena: *sweatdrop* No.

Zechs: *lowers the camera* You're clueless.

Duo: Funny, a lot of people tell me that.

Heero: What are YOU doing here?

Zechs: What does it look like I'm doing?

Heero: It looks like you didn't listen to what people told you and so you quit your day job and came here so you can end your pathetic life at my hands.

Zechs: *glare* Look who's talking.

Relena: *breaks them up* That's enough, the both of you. We've got a show to do so fight afterwards. Oh and Brother when you do fight Heero, knock him dead.

Everyone gasped.

Everyone: *gasps*

(a/n fine, go on and suck out all the air)

Zechs: Really?

Relana: Uh-huh.

Zechs: Why?

Relena: He's not my boyfriend anymore! He dumped me!

Heero: I WAS NEVER YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!

Relena: *whine* See what I mean?

Heero: Omae o korosu.

Relena: Yea, whatever

Heero: I WILL kill you.

Relena: That's what you said last time.

Heero: Yea, but this time I mean it.

Relena: That's what you said last time too, and see? I'm still here annoying the crap outta you.

Heero: Wufei, get Nataku and squish her like the annoying little bug she is.

Duo: I thought I was the annoying little bug!

Heero: You can die with her if you want.

Duo: Nah, I'll pass.

Relena: Hello? Talk as if I'm not here!

Pilots: *stare* Okay.

Relena: *groan* You're so mean!

Quatre: Wufei! Where are you going?

Wufei: To Nataku. Bringing my Gundam on this trip will come in handy. I'm surprised you guys didn't think of it. Then again *glances at Duo*

Duo: Hey! What's that supposed to mean.

Wufei: You'll find out soon enough.

And off went Wufei and headed towards Nataku which whose silhouette on the shorline was actually quite soothing against the radient sun. The surf sent a refreshing salty spray in Wufei's face, that made him take a deep breath. Of course, this calm didn't last once Wufei saw all the seagulls perched on top of his beloved Nataku.

Wufei: Get off Nataku! Go on, beat it! You bunch of buzzards, get lost!(a/n talk about your mood swings ~_~' )

Quatre: Oh Wufei, they're harmless!

Wufei: NOW they are, but wait until they start bombing my MS!

Duo: Seagulls carry bombs? That's it! They must work for OZ and Romafeller!

Heero: Not those bombs you air-head.

Duo: Then what?

Trowa: Let's just say Wufei doesn't like guacamolli on Nataku.

Duo: Well of course ya wouldn't put guacamolli on a MS *obviously not getting it* I'd prefer it on a taco or somethin'.

Everyone else: Ewwww..

Duo: What? You guys have had that before.

Zechs: Anata wa baka.

Duo: *blink blink*

Relena: Duo, this is what they meant....*whispers it too him*

Duo: ....THE HELL?

Wufei: Maxwell,....nevermind.

Heero: Forget what you were going to say?

Duo: WHAT? Wu-man has OLD-TIMERS DISEASE!

Wufei: It's alsimers baka (a/n spelling?) and no I don't have it. I just didn't feel like wasting my breath on you.

Duo: Oh. But what were you gonna say?

Wufei: @%$^*#%^#$@&*#%!!!!!!

Duo: ...oh...

Quatre: *blink blink*

Trowa: Really, Wufei I'd expect that kind of talk from Duo, not you.

Heero: There's a first time for everything.

Wufei: *glare* Oh yea? Then how come you haven't made out with Relena?

Heero: *growl*

Relena: *tee hee* Yea Heero, why haven't you?

Heero: @!#$@!@!#^!!

Wufei: !@#!@#%&$#!!

Quatre: QUIET!!! No more profanity dammit!...oops..

Trowa: *scolding tone* Really, Quatre.

Quatre: *sigh* I need some tea.

Trowa: Good idea.

Wufei got inside his Gundam after getting rid of the Bird Bombers. Meanwhile, Duo starred up a tree.

Heero: What are you doing now?

Duo: What does it look like I'm doing?

Heero: Determining how to self-detonate by using a tree?

Duo: Only you would know how to pull off somethin' that crazy.

Heero: True.

Duo: Actually, I'm thinkin' about gettin' something to eat/drink.

Heero: With a tree?

Duo: Now look who's the baka.

Heero: *stare*

Duo: Look up.

Heero: Cocconuts?

Duo: Yep. Eat the insides, drink the water, and vua-la! Dinner.

Heero: I want meat.

Duo: You brought yer gun. Go hunting or somethin'

Heero: Makes sense. *pulls out machine gun*

Trowa: Hey, where are you going?

Heero: *hill-billy voice* Goin' huntin'.

Heero headed out in the woods, machine gun slung over his shoulder. Trowa scratched his head still thinking about Heero's hill-billy impression. It wasn't a very good one either. Trowa shrugged and headed towards Duo, who was still starring at the coccoanuts. Not having anything else to do, he joined Duo starring upwards. Not long after, Quatre came along, after drinking tea, and joined them.

Relena: This isn't gonna be a good series if all they're gonna do is stare up a tree.

Zechs: Maybe I should go film Heero trying to hunt.

Relena: Neh, he might shoot the camera. You know how jumpy he gets. Just keep filming those three, somethin will happen sooner or later.

Back to the three pilots starring up a tree....

Quatre: Uh...guys? What are we doing?

Trowa: Starring up a tree.

Quatre: Why?

Trowa: Dunno. I guess Duo thinks it's the only logical thing to do.

Author: And since when do you think that doing what Duo thinks is the right thing to do LET ALONE LOGICAL????!!!!

Trowa+Quatre: What was that?!

*birds chirping.....waves crashing against beach....Duo going insane....*

Duo: I've got it! *shakes trunk of the tree* Comon! Comon! It worked in da movies! Stupid c-nuts, fall already!

Trowa: Duo, you're getting no where...and fast.

Duo: Really? Thanx.

Trowa: Step aside and watch the master.

Duo: Sure *shrugs* whatever you say T-man.

Trowa got a running start and after doing a combination of climbing and flipping, was at the top of the tree.

Quatre: *claps*

Duo: *english accent* Well, I do say, bravo o'l chap.

Trowa: Heads up! *drops some c-nutz*

Duo, not paying attention got hit in the head several times before collapsing in the sand. Quatre looked down at Duo, then up at Trowa.

Quatre: Trowa, why'd you do that?

Trowa: *jumps down* I said, "heads up".

Quatre: Well, we better carry these cocconuts back to camp.

Trowa: We don't have a camp.

Quatre: Well we're gonna need one.

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Heero: *points gun* Do as she says or else.

Author: I don't need your help. Your methods of pursuasion don't suit me.

Heero: It worked for OZ.

Author: Oh go in your Gundam and self-detonate or something.

Heero: Ok.

Author: Hey wait! I still need you for this story! Ughhhh!! I'll be back I have to go stop a suicidal maniac from giving himself more psychological damage than he deserves. While I'm doing so....GO REVIEW!!!

~*~Lady Pheonix~*~