Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ "Damn Hetero" Series ❯ Tease ( Chapter 1 )

This is just a collection of random thoughts that I finally decided to write down and turn into a little ficlet-ish series. Inspired by the Yaoi manga “Yellow”. Enjoy!

 

#1 in the “Damn Hetero” Series.

Rating: R, maybe NC-17, not sure yet as time goes on

Warnings: 2+1, Yaoi humor, sexual innuendo (duh), kinky/smutty fun

Summary: Duo and Heero work together and live under the same roof. But, Duo is gay and Heero is *decidedly* hetero…and Duo likes to poke fun.

Disclaimer: I don't own the GW boys or anything related to them…damn.

 

Chapter 01: Tease

 

“Heeeero-kun!” Heero heard Duo draw out as he poked his head around the corner into the room where he was currently working on the computer. Heero pretended not to hear then smirked at the glare Duo was trying to pull off without cracking a smile.

 

They had been living together for a while now and though they were as opposite as two people could be, they got along almost effortlessly. But, there was one factor in their relationship Duo loved to exploit and almost constantly: Duo was gay, he wasn't.

 

“`Ro, don't ignore me dammit.” Duo walked into the room and leaned against the desk.

 

Heero sighed and took a sip from his Ramune[1] that he had been happy to find earlier at the grocery store. “What?”

 

Duo smirked in a decidedly mischievous manner. “Wanna go out tonight?”

 

“I'm not going to a gay bar, Maxwell.” Heero growled.

 

Duo leaned down and rested his elbow on the desk to prop up his chin. “But you were so popular last time.”

 

“I didn't want to be.” Heero didn't even bother to look at the man.

 

“Coulda fooled me.”

 

That made Heero look away from the computer screen and into smiling violet eyes. “What is that supposed to mean?”

 

“Well, with the way you dressed and all…”

 

“You didn't tell me what type of club we were going to, and the clothing was a simple clubbing outfit designed to--”

 

“Yeah yeah, `maximize you movement capabilities and comfort while still blending in to the crowd', I know.”

 

Heero just grunted.

 

“My ass,” Duo mumbled under his breath. “You like messing with me.”

 

“I do not.”

 

“Uh-huh, just like how you accidentally walk out in just a towel after a shower right in front of me?”

 

“It is my apartment too, Duo.”

 

“Or how you fall asleep on my bed all the time.”

 

“I did that once, Maxwell.”

 

“Face it Yuy, you're…you're a…”

 

“I'm what?” Heero threw out before taking another drink.

 

“A cock-tease.” Duo said deadpan.

 

Heero nearly choked on his soda. “A-a what?”

 

“You are.”

 

Heero glared at the man. “I am not a cock-tease.”

 

Heero brought the Ramune to his mouth once again and took a swig, rolling his tongue under the lip to catch the droplet that tried to escape. He then noticed the look Duo was giving him and kept the sweet liquid in his mouth in confusion. The braided man was smirking incredulously. Heero rose an eyebrow at Duo then discovered why he was smirking. Pulling away from his drink, Heero noticed the all too familiar shape of the bottle, and placed back down on the desk, his cheeks still filled with the bottles contents.

 

“So, tell me, Yuy.”

 

Heero looked up at the smiling man.

 

“Do you spit or swallow?”

 

 

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So, am I any good at these? *sweatdrop*

[1] If you don't know what a Ramune bottle looks like, this joke will make no sense, so go to: http://www.gaijingeisha.com/images2/blog/ramune.jpg and check out the opened one.