Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ "Damn Hetero" Series ❯ Fish In a Barrell ( Chapter 3 )
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By: ShinigamiGirl 
How many gundam pilots does it take to fix a fishtank?
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai | Type: Yaoi | Uploaded On: 03.15.2009 | Pages: 1 | Words: 738 | Visits: 417 | Status: Work In Progress
How many gundam pilots does it take to fix a fishtank?
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai | Type: Yaoi | Uploaded On: 03.15.2009 | Pages: 1 | Words: 738 | Visits: 417 | Status: Work In Progress
#2 in the “Damn Hetero” Series.
Rating: R, maybe NC-17, not sure yet as time goes on
Warnings: 2+1, Yaoi humor, sexual innuendo (duh), kinky/smutty fun
Summary: Duo and Heero work together and live under the same roof. But, Duo is gay and Heero is *decidedly* hetero…and Duo likes to poke fun.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the GW boys or anything related to them…damn.
Chapter 03: Fish in a Barrel
Duo stood in an awkward position by their fish tank, holding a hose into the tank water as Heero fiddled with the other end of the hose in the kitchen.
“I can’t believe our damn fish tank is leaking!” Heero growled for the twentieth time that day.
“You’re telling me.” Duo adjusted his stance as Heero pulled on the tube. “I had a date tonight. A hot date. Complete with the promise of sex afterwards according to the delicious innuendo he was using on the phone earlier.” Duo smiled at the memory.
“Save me the details.” Heero muttered as he shifted the hose, praying that the last ditch effort he and Duo had thought of to drain their 75 gallon tank. It was earlier in the day that the two had noticed that their precious tank was leaking from the bottom, therefore forcing them to buy a new one to save their fishy friends. They had bought buckets, per the pet store’s advice, but once they had successfully placed their fish in them, they realized a major problem: how were they to drain the tank? The original plan was to use one of the buckets and haul water to and from the bathroom (which now had very pissed off fish in them), other than that…they were lost.
“Do you really think this is going to work?” Duo asked skeptically at the makeshift hose dangling between them.
“It should. It’s the same idea I use to clean the damn thing, suction and all.” Heero checked all the places the many pieces of hose were connected, which drooped between them. “We just have to make sure that the hose in the tank is higher than the endpoint.”
“Yea, okay.” Duo muttered at their creation, shaking his head at its soon-to-be failure.
Heero glared at the braided man, making Duo smirk sarcastically.
“I’m going to start this thing up.”
Duo shrugged. “Let her rip.”
Heero placed his lips around the tube and began to suck hard, ever watchful of the water now running through the hose, should he get a mouthful of fish water. Once it was mere inches from his end, Heero let go and plunged the hose into the kitchen sink.
Duo’s eyebrows lifted as he watched the water rush back to him.
“Dammit!” Heero damn near yelled.
“Told you this wouldn’t work.”
“Yes it will.” Heero declared, as he began to suck on the hose.
Duo sighed as he watched the water rush back through the hose towards his flat-mate, then back to him, curses from Heero accompanying it.
“Give it up Heero. Lets just go buy another bucket.”
“No.” Heero said deadpan, now determined to get his concoction to work.
“Stubborn pain in the ass.”
“I’m just going to have to create more suction, suck it up, and swallow some.”
Duo’s eyebrows shot up and a smirk graced his face. “Oh really, Yuy?”
“Yep.” Heero let out a big breath, then sucked hard on the hose, ignoring the water that invaded his mouth for a while, then let the tube down into the sink.
Duo watched for a while as the water ran through the hose at a constant speed, instead of running back towards him. “Congrats Yuy. It works.”
Heero smiled back. “Yes it does.”
“I might actually get laid tonight, then.” Duo smiled.
“Slut.” Heero said playfully.
“Hey!” Duo smiled maliciously. “I’m not the one sucking and swallowing.”
Owari
And yes…yet again…this was inspired by a true event. So, this time blame my roommate!!!!!!!!!!
Rating: R, maybe NC-17, not sure yet as time goes on
Warnings: 2+1, Yaoi humor, sexual innuendo (duh), kinky/smutty fun
Summary: Duo and Heero work together and live under the same roof. But, Duo is gay and Heero is *decidedly* hetero…and Duo likes to poke fun.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the GW boys or anything related to them…damn.
Chapter 03: Fish in a Barrel
Duo stood in an awkward position by their fish tank, holding a hose into the tank water as Heero fiddled with the other end of the hose in the kitchen.
“I can’t believe our damn fish tank is leaking!” Heero growled for the twentieth time that day.
“You’re telling me.” Duo adjusted his stance as Heero pulled on the tube. “I had a date tonight. A hot date. Complete with the promise of sex afterwards according to the delicious innuendo he was using on the phone earlier.” Duo smiled at the memory.
“Save me the details.” Heero muttered as he shifted the hose, praying that the last ditch effort he and Duo had thought of to drain their 75 gallon tank. It was earlier in the day that the two had noticed that their precious tank was leaking from the bottom, therefore forcing them to buy a new one to save their fishy friends. They had bought buckets, per the pet store’s advice, but once they had successfully placed their fish in them, they realized a major problem: how were they to drain the tank? The original plan was to use one of the buckets and haul water to and from the bathroom (which now had very pissed off fish in them), other than that…they were lost.
“Do you really think this is going to work?” Duo asked skeptically at the makeshift hose dangling between them.
“It should. It’s the same idea I use to clean the damn thing, suction and all.” Heero checked all the places the many pieces of hose were connected, which drooped between them. “We just have to make sure that the hose in the tank is higher than the endpoint.”
“Yea, okay.” Duo muttered at their creation, shaking his head at its soon-to-be failure.
Heero glared at the braided man, making Duo smirk sarcastically.
“I’m going to start this thing up.”
Duo shrugged. “Let her rip.”
Heero placed his lips around the tube and began to suck hard, ever watchful of the water now running through the hose, should he get a mouthful of fish water. Once it was mere inches from his end, Heero let go and plunged the hose into the kitchen sink.
Duo’s eyebrows lifted as he watched the water rush back to him.
“Dammit!” Heero damn near yelled.
“Told you this wouldn’t work.”
“Yes it will.” Heero declared, as he began to suck on the hose.
Duo sighed as he watched the water rush back through the hose towards his flat-mate, then back to him, curses from Heero accompanying it.
“Give it up Heero. Lets just go buy another bucket.”
“No.” Heero said deadpan, now determined to get his concoction to work.
“Stubborn pain in the ass.”
“I’m just going to have to create more suction, suck it up, and swallow some.”
Duo’s eyebrows shot up and a smirk graced his face. “Oh really, Yuy?”
“Yep.” Heero let out a big breath, then sucked hard on the hose, ignoring the water that invaded his mouth for a while, then let the tube down into the sink.
Duo watched for a while as the water ran through the hose at a constant speed, instead of running back towards him. “Congrats Yuy. It works.”
Heero smiled back. “Yes it does.”
“I might actually get laid tonight, then.” Duo smiled.
“Slut.” Heero said playfully.
“Hey!” Duo smiled maliciously. “I’m not the one sucking and swallowing.”
Owari
And yes…yet again…this was inspired by a true event. So, this time blame my roommate!!!!!!!!!!