Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ A Pink Vibrator In A Stormy Night ❯ Square ( Chapter 1 )

Title: A Pink Vibrator In A Stormy Night. (Don't ask me where it came from…)

Author: Female Shinigami, female_shinigami@op.pl

Disclaimer: I own two peanuts, one empty packet of skittles, a half-empty bottle of coke, a dog, and a big, fucking mess in my room. Even the computer isn't mine. It realy belongs to my parents. I hate my life…

Category: Humor/Romance

Warnings: yaoi, a little bit o'sap maybe, but you will have to look very carefully to find it…

And beware! *SILLYNESS ZONE* don't take is seriously, cause it's totally fucked up, just like me and my muse, Andy, who can be a real pain in the ass sometimes… But I love her any way! ^_~ Ya hear me there! So don't bug me anymore, to write another lemon! Oh, and one more thing - probably all of the characters are, ekhem… A `little' OOC…

Rating: PG-13/R I'm not sure…

Pairings: It's hard to say… It starts from 3+4, 1+5, then there are mentions of 3+1, 4+5, 3+5, 4+1, 1+3+4, 1+3+4+5… and some talking about sex, but they only mention it in this part… well maybe later. And of course it will all end in… tadadadam… 1x2x3x4x5!!! I know I'm sick…

Author's Note: Well, this is a late Christmas present for my Muse, and best (girl;)friend Andy! I also dedicate it to Karpiu, although she probably won't read it… Evil, little fish… Any way, have fun folks, and tell me what do you think about this crap! (Just don't tell me that it is just that - crap…)

Archive: Well any one who will actually want this shit, take it! I will be jumping with joy that some one likes my writing! Only, email me first, so I will know who took it, where did he post it, and, of course, I will be able to thank you!

 

A Pink Vibrator In A Stormy Night + Part 1

Square

 

Quatre looked from his lover to Heero, who was standing at the kitchen sink, and washing after his lunch.

He smirked and started talking in a fake whisper, so as to be sure, Heero also heard him.

`Trowa, stop ogling Heero like that, or I'll became jealous!' He finished with a mocking tone of voice.

 

`Seeing the looks his giving you sometimes I'd say we could have a threesome.” Trowa answered in that same fake whisper.

 

Heero then turned to face them with a completely blank expression. 'Make it a square,' he said, ` I saw how the two of you were drooling all over Wufei.

 

`Yeah, we didn't make a move on him just because we were to afraid that you would get jealous of your lover and kill as afterwards…”

 

`Nah! I wouldn't kill you because of it! I would have killed you because you didn't include me in your play!' They all laughed at that comment.

 

The room was silent for a while, then Trowa stood up and started walking closer to Heero 'Let's just do it a “Free Sex For All”, shall we?' He was acting a little OOC those days, but, hey, pent up sexual frustration can do that to you, ya know?![1] `What do you think, will Wufei agree?'

 

`Oh, I'm sure he will be weeping with joy. Or something else will…' Heero replied and smirked at the taller boy.

 

`Eh… but there is one, tiny, little problem…' Quatre suddenly spoke up, announcing that he was still in the room.

 

Heero and Trowa both turned to him at the same time, question written on their faces.

 

Quatre took a big breath and finely said: `Duo.'

 

They all seemed to think about it for a few moments and then Trowa broke the silence. `Well, he is on a mission, so we can't discuss it with him now.'

 

`We can't discuss it with him even when he's back! We don't even know if he's gay! He could be lesbian for all we know!'[2] The blond one protested.

 

`So we will need to find out. Then we will talk about it all together' Heero ended the argument.

 

Later on, it appeared that they didn't have to do anything, but none of them had a zero-system in their heads, had they?

 

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[1] Believe me, it can! It can do many other, horrible things, like for ex. make Heero start laughing maniacally, or go and sleep with Relena! Yuck!

 

[2] Well I think that it is possible… I know he is trying to seduce Relena, and he knows she is also lesbian `cause she is sleeping with Dorothy! And this thing with Heero and her? It's only a cover-up, so no one will know about her gender preferences! Bwahahahahaha…!

… My own mind frightens me some times…