Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ A Pink Vibrator In A Stormy Night ❯ Temptations ( Chapter 2 )

Title: A Pink Vibrator In A Stormy Night. (Don't ask me where it came from…)

Author: Female Shinigami, female_shinigami@op.pl

Disclaimer: I changed my mind! I do own something! I own my sick mind! Wow!

Duo: There's nothing to be proud of!

Wufei: Yeah, said the intelligent one…

Heero: (hits `Fei) Urusai. All of you. (submits Death Glare on FS)

FS(Female Shinigami): Urusai my ass! You're sleeping on the couch tonight! Ha!

Category: Humor/Romance

Warnings: yaoi, a little bit o'sap maybe, but you will have to look very carefully to find it…

And beware! *SILLYNESS ZONE* don't take is seriously, cause it's totally fucked up, just like me and my muse, Andy, who can be a real pain in the ass sometimes… But I love her any way! ^_~ Ya hear me there! So don't bug me anymore, to write another lemon! Oh, and one more thing - probably all of the characters are, ekhem… A `little' OOC…

Duo: Yeah, right… A little my ass…

FS: Heero Shut him up! I don't know, kiss him or something!

Heero: Ninmu Ryoukai!

Rating: R Better to rate it to high, but I think this fic is definitely Rated R… Whadaya think?

Pairings: It's hard to say… It starts from 3x4, 1x5, then there are mentions of 3x1, 4x5, 3x5, 4x1, 1x3x4, 1x3x4x5… and some talking about sex, but they only mention it in this part… well maybe later. And of course it will all end in… tadadadam… 1x2x3x4x5!!! I know I'm sick…

A/N: Well, It's me again! How did you like it? Andy was squeaking with joy for good 15 minutes… This part is a Duo POV. Oh, how I love to torture him! Sory that the parts are so short… no excuse for it… I'm just lazy… Also thanks to Saiph Taeveryn for reviewing the first chapter! And I know that this chapter is weird, but the next one will solve most of the mysteries…

Duo: Like in Scooby Doo! I will be Scooby, Heero - Shaggy, Quatre-Daphne, Trowa-Fred and Wufei-Velma! Scooby-dooby-doo!!!

FS: Heero just shot him! Please!

Archive: Well any one who will actually want this shit, take it! I will be jumping with joy that some one likes my writing! Only, email me first, so I will know who took it, where did he post it, and, of course, I will be able to thank you!

 

A Pink Vibrator In A Stormy Night + Part 2

Temptations

 

 

You know, I think it's normal that I'm attracted to boys. I spent all my life around them. First Solo and the gang, then at the Maxwell Church (there weren't any girls with us then. Not many of them could survive on the L-2 streets), and finally now, when I'm stuck up with my four fellow Gundam pilots.

 

Yeah, It's normal.

 

But what's not normal is that I have hots for all four of them!

 

Well, realy, I could blame it on the missions I guess… I was always a `little' to hyper[1], and after all that fighting and killing I have to many hormones drifting through my body.

 

Then I come back home, to find four, or less, gorgeous boys with great asses, and they would unconsciously do everything to seduce me! So can you blame me?

 

I just ended one of those missions and was on such a hormonal high that I could bunk a hord of elephants!

 

I step into the house, and the sight that greets me is a half naked Heero, laying on a couch, and scratching sensually his bare chest while watching TV! And believe me, spandex don't leave fucking much to the imagination![2] He could be naked, and it would be the same!

 

I exit the room as quick as possible, enter the kitchen, and what do I see?!

 

A khaki clad butt grinning up at me![3] Oh, it's just Quatre, who is bending to retrieve something from the lowest cupboard!

 

I escape from there like a mad man, with a beginning of a hard on. I come to my room, which I share with Wufei(Heero, Q-man and Trowa share the other one. I think Heero had enough of me.), and another picture - took straight from one of my wet dreams - greets me![4]

 

Wufei is in the middle of his exercises and his skin is stretching over his muscles, sweat covering it, almost shining in the dim light of our room.

 

I evacuate from there, practically running. I want to scream in agony. Or joy. I don't realy know.

 

But someone up there realy likes to torment me[5], because then I run into Trowa in the hall.

 

He just came out of the bathroom, clad in only a towel, ridiculously low on his hips,[6] skin still dump from his shower.

 

I realy start to run then, my cock hard to the point when it hurts. I pass Trowa and burst into the room he had just exited. I think I realy need a shower, and I don't intend only to wash in it…[7]

 

~~~~TBC…~~~~

 

[1] Yeah, right, a little… And Relena listens to punk-rock or heavy metal!

[2] And why do you think Heero wears it?! It isn't comfortable either!

[3] Just imagine it! Quatre with a smiling face drawn on his ass! Yay!

[4] There are lots of them… I don't know how he is able to remember them all?!

[5] Like we all do, like we all do…

[6] He barely had time to lower it when he saw you! Trowa: (grin) Quatre: Trowa! Stop that! You'll scare the children!

[7] He's also going to sing! Aaaaaaa… Hide people! Danger!

Duo: Hey, I don't sing that bad…

Wufei: You should listen to your self sometime…

FS: That could be done, but he didn't do anything , so we cant torment him like that without a realy good reason…

Quatre: And what could be a good reason to torment him?

FS: Imagine he would start flirting with Pink Queen Relena…

Trowa: We would rather have to take him to a psychiatrist then.

Heero: No we would have to kill him then.

Duo: I hate her! I realy do! Heero just put that gun down!