Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ A Strange Mission Indeed ❯ Operation: Transform Wufei ( Chapter 2 )

Haha I have blackmailed Duo into being my secretary so he is currently responding to ur lovely reviews!!

 

DanaHeeroDuoMax: Thankoo!!! She will try to do her best attempt at Wufei cross dressing (no Wufei stop, hitting Duo won't solve anything!!... I get that but its for the sake of a mission remember?... Fine, I'll buy u a video camera now stop before u kill my secretary) … itai, nyways, without being too OOC because if the characters not in character then what's the point of using him in the first place?

 

To-think-of-a-nice-name: She's glad u enjoy it!! Oh great she's crying now, I feel like a babysitter more than a Gundam pilot, sigh what is it? (*sob* people actually like my fic… I'm so *sob* happy!)! C she's updating, aint life grand!!

 

PATTY 40: Yeah, hopefully she won't ruin it with this chapter, I'll try to keep the comedy up!! she really doesn't think she's personally funny but I'm trying so ph34r not

 

Serenity Maxwell: yeah don't u love those random moments of inspiration, even if they are while u r on the toilet… thanks for the review!!

 

Ffpanda: thank u!! she'll attempt to update on schedule, or she will face Shinigami's wrath…yeah right, like that will work, nothing works…

 

Archara: wow 6 reviews!! And dutch people are reviewing her fic!! That's when u know the world has gone crazy!! The most she's ever got for a fic before this one was 3 so she's very happy right now!! Also for a second language u review great, I mean she's been taking Spanish for 4 years now and she still doesn't understand a word of it, and they call me a baka yeesh, so that's pretty impressive…

 

Kriss Abeyance: thank you for you review and she will keep writing if I have to whip her with my braid so that she does so, (hey my braid is jut as long as yours Duo!.. I could easily whip you back hehe *evil grin*) yikes I'd better finish this soon…

 

Ms. Fronkonsteen: hmm, being a bishi myself I hope your reaction is not too… drastic, hehe, I would have to say that Heero is the most experienced in such cases because of Ms. Peacecrap, hehe. Anyway thank you for the lovely review.

 

Okay peeps now I've been lying awake at night trying very hard to think how to continue this fic and for the life of me I don't know what I'm doing but… I got 6 reviews which means the show must go on and I will do my best! Especially since Wufei seems more agitated than normal lately, he's been muttering to himself but don't tell him I told u…

 

In order to make this fic work well I might have to add myself in as a minor character, I will describe myself briefly in the fic so that's how u'll know, yes I honestly look like a female Duo down to the eye color, I mean not soo violet but still a little bit, and I have a similar personality too… so if u ever need a realistic view of how to manage a 3 foot long braid then just ask hehe, had one since I was 4. K now on with the fic!

 

 

“Wufei! Stop squirming, it'll only make it worse!!” Duo yelled at Wufei as he desperately tried to make Wufei into a presentable girl.

 

“Maxwell! I. Hate. You. So. Much. Right. Now. You. Are. So. Dead. After. The. War!!!”

 

“Love ya too Wu man, or should I say Wu wuman?” Duo grinned, he knew he would regret this later but he really couldn't resist teasing the Chinese boy er girl.”

 

After much struggling and yelling and spitting Duo got a little tired of getting yelled at and used his secret weapon. (mortal kombat voice,) `Finish him'

 

In a sweet voice, “Wuffers if you don't stop yelling and moving around, I'll sick Heero on you and I doubt he can do makeup so…”

 

“Hmph, I'd like to see you try Maxwell, which by the way its Wufei!! I doubt Heero would care much.”

 

Duo smirked, “Oh yeah, oy Hee chan, Wufei's endangering the mission and we will all fail because if him and his squirming.”

 

Immediately Heero turned around from where he was typing the mission plans to send to J, pulled out his gun, and pointed it right a Wufei's head. “You will stop moving and yelling and when we get to the convention you will act like a girl to the best of your ability, do you understand?

 

“Uh yeah, sure… ^_^;” and with that Duo continued his work and the room got much quieter.

 

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“Ladies and Gentleman”

 

“Just Gentleman actually” stated Trowa matter a factly which in reply Duo stuck his tongue out at him and continued.

 

“May I present the wonderful, the glorious, the magnificent, Miss Chang” With that Duo pulled down the shower curtain which had been hiding Wufei from everyone else's sight to reveal someone almost unrecognizable.

 

Quatre's jaw dropped, “… wow, um Chang is that really you?”

 

“… yes…”

 

For he indeed did look like a girl. Dressed in a silver, Chinese dress with a dragon on it, and wooden sandals, with eyeliner and mascara along with some lip gloss that made his lips shiny and light glitter on his cheeks, made him look nothing like the Chang Wufei we all know and love. To top it off Wufei had switched from his usual ponytail to pigtails that used hair ties that looked like 2 cherries. Duo certainly knew what he was doing.

 

“So, you like, you like?”

 

“… How does he have such a convincing chest?” asked Trowa

 

“..hehe… it's candy dishes, works like a charm.”

 

Wufei then proceeded to look at himself in the mirror, what looked back at him shocked him to be lightly put.

 

`Woah, is that, that really me? Wow I'm really… pretty. Oh shit did I just say I look pretty?! What's wrong with me argg!' So began the inner turmoil of Wufei who was currently falling for himself, just a bit.

 

Duo bowed, “Whew, all this dressing up has left me exhausted, I'm gonna catch a few winks, we can go when I wake. 2 hours say?”

 

“Alright Duo, you definitely earned it.” Said a still surprised Quatre

 

“Yes, get some rest Duo.” Stated Trowa who seemed to have an ulterior motive concerning getting the room to himself with a certain blondie.

 

With that Duo turned to go but stopped when he heard the unexpected, “… Good job Duo” from non other than Heero Yuy, mister personality of the year. Duo turned his head to give a questioning glance at Heero which morphed into a genuine, heart warming smile.

 

“Any time Hee chan.”(1) And with that he went to his room to crash.

 

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“Duo, Duo wake up.”

 

“…zzzzz”

 

“Duo!”

 

In response Duo threw his arms open wide, put on a goofy, child like, grin, and in a very childlike gun yelled out, “Hug!!!”

 

`Uhh, nani?' So in a bold act on Heero's part, Heero bent down, wrapped his right arm around the back of Duo's knees and his left arm around the small of Duo's back, he then lifted Duo into a sitting position.

 

Duo's head lolled forward to rest on Heero's shoulder and he mumbled, “Warm, so warm…” before leaning even further into Heero causing him to fall backwards onto the floor with Duo sprawled on top of him.

 

Choosing this moment to wake up the first thing Duo saw was a skin color that was definitely not his own. Eye sight still a little blurred, Duo slowly propped himself up on his elbows and stared down trying to figure out what was underneath him.

 

“Do, do you think you could get off me now?”

 

Cobalt was the second thing that Duo saw and that's when he figured out that Heero Yuy was some how underneath him… and not killing him. (2)

 

Duo shook his head and then stared for a moment back down at Heero, “…Sure…”

 

And with that Duo slowly slid off Heero and stood up, brushing himself off, not even asking how he had somehow ended up on the floor on top of him. He started to walk towards the bathroom.

 

“I assume the reason I'm up is because it's time to go.”

 

“That is correct,” stated Heero, who had also switched to a standing position.

 

“Alright let me just redo my braid and we'll go, k?”

 

“That is fine, but hurry up; we will wait for you in the car.”

 

“Sounds great.” Duo said and then closed the bathroom door behind him.

 

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yes this is supposed to sound suggestive

(2) this is sort of a hint of 2x1 instead of 1x2, I mean I don't always do it that way but sry I like it when Duo's on top hehe.

 

Ookay I am finally done w/ this chapter, *cheers* I'm sry it took so long but… I kept on getting interrupted by people and things every time I sat down to write, it sucked… so here it is chapter two!! I had planned on getting to the actually Yaoi convention part of the fic this chapter but I decided that this was a good place to end… let me know what you think and please give me ideas for later chapters…

 

Lets see… I started Kendo this week and its mad fun… I got another DDR dance pad but it sometimes doesn't work the piece of shit, and omfg Advent Children came out in Japan this week!!! Ahhhh I need it!!!! I bought Duo's hat as well, (hey give me back my hat!!) no no a replica of ur hat not ur exact one… so yeah now I look even more like Duo… hehe. Anway I will update asap and will write even faster with the power of REVIEWS!! So please give me feed back and advice and I will write with the power of Black Materia…