Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ And Now For Something Completely Insane ❯ BLOOPERS! ( Chapter 4 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

BLOOPERS!:

(At the hole that Ringo fell into)

Ringo: ummm...guys...my foot is slipping...GUYS?! **Falls into the
water**

John: oops...

(At S's Hut when he was giving them the car)

S: Here it is! The finest car on the market! **Pulls the sheet off of
a bike built for seven**

Paul: uh, no...

(when Paul was throwing the water-balloons at the old people)

Paul: **throws a balloon over the side**

Old lady: Oh! My hip! **Falls down**

Paul: maybe I shouldn't of filled them with...sand...

(when they first got the car)

John: **Driving really fast along the beach then hits a tree**

Duo: I knew I should have been driving...

Author: Oh, great...do you know how much one of those cost, John?!

(When they were in the circle of fire surrounded by scarabs)

(the sky turned black the fire went out and the boys were eaten alive)

Author: WHAT! THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT!!

John: no...

Wufei: ...

(when the dinosaur stopped in front of the South Park kids)

(the dinosaur sniffed Kenny; licked him; then ate Cartman)

Author: CUT!!

(when they were trying to decide who was going to sit where in the
car; they were playing chess)

John: Checkmate! I get to drive!

Duo: blast...

(when they were discussing Jerky)

Duo: what's the difference between turkey jerky and beef jerky?

Wufei BEEF JERKY IS STRONGER!

(A turkey runs up and punches Wufei in the face)

Author: ...CUT!

(When George was watching the Spanish soap opera and after John threw
the water-balloon at him)

George: Thanks...I needed that mate...**Turns channel**

(John walks out)

George: **Puts the Spanish soap Opera back on**

(when the Beatles were performing at the end...)

(A trap door opens and Paul's Grandfather came out; then George grabs
him and throws him off stage)

Ringo: he's very clean...-_-;;

(At the very beginning when the tape is talking to the boys)

Tape: Good morning Angels!

All: Good morning Charlie!

Author: ...CUT, CUT, CUT!!!

(Before the man on the tape at the beginning said "Boom...")

Tape: BOOM!!!!! **The tape recorder blows up in their faces**

John: Bloody tape...

Author: ?! I THOUGHT I SAID NO REAL FIRE ARMS ON THE SET!!!!

(when the car went speeding off for the first time)

Ringo: SHUT IT OFF!

John: I DON'T KNOW HOW!!

(Suddenly the car went flying off to the moon...)

Author: ...oh, great...now I have to get ANOTHER BMW V-8...**Cries**

(When John threw the water-balloons at the girls standing outside the
car; which was getting ready to take them to the air port)

Girls: AHHH!! THAT'S COLD!! **they all throw bricks at John**

John: I hate girls who carry bricks in their purses... **rubs
forehead**

Author: ...Someone get an ice pack!

(when S was giving them the car...take 2)

S: here it is! The finest car on the market! **Pulls the sheet off of
a hot wheels model of a BMW V-8...**

John: and we're all supposed to fit in that thing?

Author: S!!! ...CUT! Take 3!

BLOOPERS/CUT SCENES!:

(At the Bar where John got the Martini...)

Author: OK! Bartender! What you do is you slide the glass down to
John. And John.........please catch it...

John: right!

(TAKE ONE)

(The Bartender Slides the glass down and it falls off the counter
before it gets to John)

John: Not my fault!

Bar tender: **Grumble, grumble**

(TAKE TWO)

(the Bar Tender does the same thing but this time it goes all over
Johns pants and shoes...)

John: ......

Author: uggg...go change, John, and we'll do it again...

(TAKE THREE)

(The BT does the same...again, but this time throw it too hard, it
hits the rim of the counter, flies up and hits John in the nose)

John: I think I swallowed my gum...**Cough, cough...**

Bar tender: Oops...I...I...

Author: YOU'RE FIRED! Bring in the other Bar tender!

(TAKE FOUR)

(The new BT slides the glass down so hard that the glass shatters when
it has contact with John's hand)

John: BLOODY!

Author: What?

John: ME HAND IS BLOODY!!! **cries while waving his left hand in
pain**

Author: ...CALL THE PARAMEDICS!

Ringo: can we just skip this part...

Author: that's the best suggestion I've ever heard...

ORIGNAL STORYLINE!:

The Beatles and the three remaining gundam pilots are sent by someone
to save Heero Trowa and Miliardo. Stuff happens and they finally save
them and bring them back to the place that they were in the first
place and everything is back to normal!

Ringo: Wow! How original...

Paul: -_-`` oi...

Author: ...it was the rough, rough, rough, rough draft!!

John: Oh sure...

Duo: That's what they all say...

Wufei: -_-`````