Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ And Now For Something Completely Insane ❯ The End ( Chapter 3 )

And Now For Something Completely Insane!

Part 3: The End

Last time Ringo fell in a hole, Odd Job was killed, and some unexplained things happened! All your questions will be answered in the final episode of insanity!

(Where we last left our boys…)

Wufei: what do you mean, 'before something bad happens'?

Duo: yeah, lots of bad things have already happened!

Paul: I think he meant before something really bad happened…

Quatre: oh…

George: well…from here it's about 400 miles to Sydney…that could take a day or so…

Ringo: There should be a button that would make us go faster…

John: Let's find out! **Pushes a button; the laser comes out and shots into the sky again** oops…ummm…how about this one…**suddenly the car stops…**

Duo: that button did a world of good…

Ringo: I'll say…

George: So…what are we gonna DOOOO!!

(The car suddenly went speeding off along the sand of the beach. John, who was hanging onto the wheel for dear life, was trying hard to not hit the people that were sitting on the beach…)

Ringo: **yells** Shut-----it-----off!!

Paul: **yells back to Ringo** I---don't---know---how!!

Wufei: …Try-the-big-red-button-that-says-'STOP'!!

Paul: OH! RIGHT! **Pushes the button**

(the car stops)

John: Oh…me head…

Ringo: me bum hurts…

Paul: …**sees smoke coming from the engine** oh, bloody `ell…**gets out of car**

Duo: do we have ant tools?

Quatre: Look! **looking under the seat** here's some!

Wufei: ok…I guess we have to get to work!!

John: by the way…where are we?

Paul: **looks over at a sign** that sign says Port Macquarie…

Quatre: if my navigation sills are correct…then we're only 187 ½ miles away from Sydney!

~Back at MHQ~

Leader Minstrel: WHAT???!!! They killed Odd Job, and they traveled 262 and ½ miles in 3 SECONS???!!! How is this possible?!?!?!
(A woman walks into the room with a man following her)

Woman: Sir, this is your replacement for Odd Job…**the man steps out from behind her** his name is Cold Finger…

Cold Finger: I am here to serve…

LM: what do you do?

Cold Finger: Sir?

LM: How do you attack people?

Cold Finger: Oh, I shall show you, sir! **He turns around to the woman that led him there, touched her on the hand with him finger; which was ice blue, and the woman was frozen like a statue**

LM: hmmm… handy little thing…

Cold Finger: thank you sir…

LM: Now…all I have to do…is wait for them to get here…then…they will be frozen in my grasp! **puts Darth Vader Helmet on; starts breathing like him** Hooooo…..heeeeeeee…….hoooooooo….heeeeeeee…..h oooooo….hee **Cough** GAH! **takes off helmet** I can't breath in this thing!! **Throws it away**

~Back on the beach…~

Duo: **while wiping sweat off his head** there!

Ringo: where did that sweat come from? It's the middle of the night!

Duo: Just for the effect!

John: …well…is that all that needs to be done?

Quatre: well, yes…it is seems we can set the car on the amount of miles we need to go…

Wufei: how far was that again?

Quatre: 187 ½…

Paul: it doesn't have a setting for ½!

Quatre: set it for 187 then! We can run ½ mile!

George: Right! **sets a little gage on 187** all set!

Duo: **shuts the hood and gets in car** woohoo! Sydney! Here we come!

Paul: Right…

John: **puts on seat belt** well…it does go damn fast…

Ringo: good idea…**puts seat belt on**

John: Everyone ready?

All: YEA!

John: ok! **pushes the button from before and the car goes zooming off to Sydney**

(2 seconds later)

Paul: …weee…**Is dizzy**

John: well, we're here!

Quatre: we just gotta walk a little further…

Ringo: right…

John: I'll park the car in the trees so it won't be seen and I'll put the alarm on it!

(a half hour later…)

Duo: why is this taking so long?

George: I think because we don't know the way…but we're there…see? **Points at a sign that said: 'Welcome to Sydney! The home of the Minstrels Hide Out!'**

Paul: now, that's just stupid…

Ringo: I agree…

Wufei: hey, it says where it is too! About 20 feet from this billboard?!

(They all go around the side of the billboard and see the minstrel HQ)
John: that was convenient…

Quatre: yeah…

(They all walk up to the MHQ and knock on the door…no answer…they open the door and see it was disserted…they walked in and looked around, no one was found…but then after a few minutes of searching::)

Duo: Guys! I found them! **Opens a curtain to reveal Milliardo, Trowa, and Heero**

Heero: It's a trap you numb skull!

Milliardo: Get out of here!!

Quatre: We're not leaving without you three!

George: Here! Hurry! **Throws a knife to Duo, who begins cutting away at the rope holding them to the chairs**

Trowa: You need to get out of here before you get yourselves killed!

Duo: Hang on! I almost got it! **Cuts the last rope**

Heero: Now, let's get out here!!

All: Right! **They all start running toward the door; but then a big net scoops up Heero, Trowa and Milliardo**

Ringo: God damn it…

Trowa: just get out of here!

Paul: …alright…*runs toward the door with the others following**

(As they are about to go through the doors they are slammed shut by two of the solider minstrels…)

Wufei: this won't end well…

George: no…it won't…

(They all turn just in time to see The Leader Minstrel and Cold Finger coming from the shadows)

LM: well…well…well…looks like we caught a few fish in our net!

Heero: **death glare**

LM: I'm afraid that that little glare of yours can't help you now…

Milliardo: **rolls eyes**

LM: well, now…and look what else we caught! Intruders…

Paul: intruding isn't as bad as kidnapping…

LM: oh….that hurt! But I'm sure that this will hurt you more than it will hurt me…**pushes a button and the floor begins to open into a tank filled with liquid hot magma**

John: OH SHIT!

Paul: that was uncalled for…

Ringo: **cries** I want me mum…

George: So do I!

~Meanwhile…millions of miles above the earth~

(you see a Laser beam flying into space; the laser beam that John accidentally shot in the last episode……it hits a satellite and goes flying back to earth; just by chance it goes flying down to the MHQ and…)

~back down on earth~

Cold Finger: **Sees the laser beam and holds his finger in the air; the laser beam become frozen and falls on top of the LM knocking him down** HAHAHA! I have done it!

John: hey! The floor stopped moving!

LM: YOU MADE ME FALL ON THE REMOTE! YOU BLOCK HEAD!

Cold Finger: I'm sorry master…but its better than being zapped…

LM: I DON'T CARE! **pushes Cold Finger into the open part of the floor**

Cold Finger: Ouchies… **Dies**

Ringo: I'll say…

LM: And now! **looks up at the seven** to finish you off! **Pulls a gun out**

~Back in outer space…~

(the other beam that was fired does the same as the first and goes plummeting back down to the MHQ)

~Back to earth…again~

LM: **Looks up and sees the laser beam** Oh…damn…**gets hit and falls into the liquid hot magma**

George: now, that was lucky…

John: thanks to me, we are saved!

Duo: well…

Wufei: I guess…

Quatre: it's true…

Paul: now he's gonna be full of himself the rest of the night…

Ringo: we gotta get over there! **Points to the other side of the floor and jumps across it**

John: ^-^!!!!!!!! **Jumps across**

Paul: oh, no…**jumps across**

Duo, Wufei, Quatre and George: …ALIUP! **They all jump across**

Duo: **looking up at Trowa Heero and Miliardo** this may hurt you guys a little more than it hurts me! **Cuts a rope that is holding up the net they are in; they fall to the ground**

Trowa, Heero, and Miliardo: thanks…………we think…**rubs head**

George: there's still something I don't understand…

Ringo: …everything?

George: nooo…how did all those bugs disappear?

(a pineapple appears)

Quatre: AHHH! Not you again!

Duo: …ooooookkkkkkkkk…

Pineapple: I can answer that question…

John: sure you can…

Pineapple: **Stares evilly at John** you have to go back in time boys!

All: ?????????????????????

Pineapple: let me spell it out for you! **pulls down a poster that has everything that happened** OK this is what happened and happens! First you got saved, by who knows what on the beach from the scarabs, then you finally make it here kill the Leader Minstrel and his side kick…after that in the future, you go back in time with the ' Book Of The Dead', and you put a spell on the scarabs that is none-reversible…like my raincoat…

Heero: ok…

Miliardo: that made absolutely no sense…

Ringo: yes it did…

John: Yeah, I understand!

George: Me too!

Paul: me…four!

Duo: why is it always them? THEY ALWAYS UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING!!!
Wufei: oh…and you do?

Quatre: **laughs**

Trowa: …the 'Book Of The dead' would that by chance be this **Hold up a big book he found lying on the ground**

Pineapple: YEA! Microwave!

John: what does a Microwave have to do with anything?

Pineapple: …nothing…

Paul: …you frighten me…

Pineapple: great to hear it!

Ringo: loon…

Pineapple: just turn the book to page 7…and do any of you read ancient Egyptian?

Ringo &George: **Raises hand**

John: Since when??

Ringo: Since I went to school!

Paul: oi…

Pineapple: Well…good luck! **Pushes a button and a light glows around Ringo and George** have fun! **they disappear**

Paul: ?????

John: ditto…

Wufei: …so what do w do?

Pineapple: We eat PIZZA! **pulls out a pizza**

All: YEA!

Duo: so, what time and place did they get sent to?

Pineapple: Well, the spot they were standing a second ago, and the time would be yesterday, about two hours before the scarab encounter…

John: THE SAME PLACE??

Paul: oh, no…

(They all look around in the empty warehouse…)

Trowa: ummm, when they released the scarabs, it wasn't empty in here…

All: oh, crap…

~Back in the past~

Ringo: **While running from millions of Minstrels** THAT STUPID PINEAPPLE!

George: I'LL KILL 'IM!! **Running right behind Ringo**

Ringo: Look! **Points at a ridge** If we can make it over, maybe we can loose them!
George: I'm up for anything right now!

(They both run over to the ridge and jump; it's ends up there wasn't any ground on the other end of the ridge…)

Ringo: this may not end well…**Falls down into the river at the bottom**

George: …you are a twit… **Falls after Ringo**

(They go falling off the ledge which was about 20 feet above a large river. They hit the water; but luckily George still had the book)
~Later~

Ringo: I'm still drenched…

George: oh, and I'm not?

Ringo: well, you know what I mean…

George: It was your idea, genius…

Ringo: well, thank you…

George: **Looking back** looks like we won't see them again…

Ringo: **Looks back** Yeah, really…

George: how are we gonna find the hut?

Ringo: I dunno…**THUMP; runs into the hut** I found it…

George: **still looking backwards** you did? **runs into it to** oh, so did I!

Ringo: what was it? About an hour that way? **points in the directions of tier tracks**

George: Lead the way…after all you ARE the smart one…

Ringo: …yeah…

~An hour later~

Ringo: Look! It's…us…

George: we'd best get in the bushes…

Ringo: Right.

(They both get into the bushes and watch the incident as it happened. Just after the Past George lit the rope on fire, the future Ringo and George read the first incantation from the book: the sky turned dark. They read the second incantation: the fire goes out. They read the their incantation: the scarabs turn to carvings…)

Ringo: now what do we do?

George: we have to get back to the MHQ…

Ringo: right…we can ummm…get in the trunk!

George: ?! What?!

Ringo: it's the only way!

~When the car stopped in Sydney~

(All the stuff happened that I said happened at the beginning and then they get out of the trunk)

Ringo: I think it's ok now…**walks up to the MHQ door and opens it just in time to see himself and George being transported back in time**

Duo: that was quick…

John: what happened?

Ringo: you lived it…

George: yeah, really…

~Later~

(The Beatles got the instruments out of the back of the car and begin playing a song! You might laugh at the lyrics, but it's a good song!! ^-^!)

John: o/` I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly,

I'm cryen`.

Sitting on a cornflake-waiting for the van to come.

Corporation teashirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

man you been a naughty boy

you let your face grow long.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen-I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB.

Mr. city policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row,

see how they fly like Lucy in the sky-see how they run

I'm crying-I'm crying I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye.

Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess

boy you been a naughty girl,

you let knickers down.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen -I am the walrus. GOO GOO GOO JOOB

Sitting in an English waiting for the sun,

If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen-I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB.

Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you? HOHOHO HEHEHE HAHAHA!

See how they smiles, like pigs in a sty, see how they snied.

I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Elementry penguin singing Hare Krishna man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen POE.

I am the eggman, they are eggmen-I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB

GOO GOO GOO JOOB GOO GOO GOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOB! o/`

Duo: …**stares** that song was…different…

Miliardo: yyyyup…

John: Why thank you!

Paul: **Comes up behind John** I helped…

John: yeah…

Ringo: WEE!! That was fun!

Pineapple: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Quatre: Where did you come from?!

Pineapple: I just came back to…to…umm…I'm not getting any transmission…

George: …got anymore Pizza? Ringo and me didn't get any…

Pineapple: NO!

Trowa: …

Heero: I say let's kill him…

Wufei: naw…

John: **Smiles evilly** Anyone up for Pineapple football??

Ringo: YEA!

(everyone begins kicking the pineapple into the distance)

!DNE EHT

Author: ?! What's wrong with the ending title?!

Rasid: sorry…

THE END!

Author: Well, there you have it! The boys all ended up ok…they did what they had to do and succeeded! And now for my very long and funny disclaimer…

Disclaimer: I do not own the following things…: Mission: Impossible; James Bond; the Mummy; Jurassic Park; Dune; The Wizard of Oz; The Beatles; Gundam Wing; A-1 Bull; New York Air Ports; Sydney, Australia; Lee Jeans---

~A week later~

Author: Hawaii; Sgt. Peppers; Magical Mystery Tour; 'I am The Walrus'; Jackie Chan; Monty Python; Kool-Aid; Bobby Knight; Austin Powers; City Slickers; BMW V-8's; Survivor; 20/20; South park; and I do NOT own Gundam Wing: And the Old Hag! …wait…scratch that last one…

All: **snore**

Author: …well, be sure to look for 'Gundam Wing: And The Old Hag Bloopers behind the scenes and cut scenes'! BYE!!

Please R&R! ^-^! Hope you liked it!