Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Blow Up Dolls ❯ Mission: Seduction ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

By: Kaiya

“Blow Up Dolls”

by: Robin Maxwell and Psycho Freak

WARNING: Two people are writing this, just so you know. Lots of bad language, implied yaoi and yuri, implied and actual sexual activities, lots of slowness, “accidental” murder, torture, slumber parties, sexual “abuse”, pillow fights, blow up dolls,

Disclaimer :

Robin and Psycho: “Hey Hee-chan and Wu-chan, say the disclaimer for us so when can get on with this freakin' awesome story.”

Wufei: “Shut up, woman! Leave me alone already.”

Heero: “Hn.”

Robin and Psycho: “Say it, or we'll tell everybody you guys most embarrassing secrets!”

Wufei: “You wouldn't dare!”

Heero: * glare*

Psycho: “You wanna a bet!”

Wufei: “Onna, don't you even think about it, or I'll slit your throat-

Psycho runs behind Heero, and flicks off Wufei and sticks out her tongue.

Robin: “Wufei, Shut up! Don't make me get the whip and chains!”

Wufei:*Shudders* “Please, no... not again!” ( whispers “Maybe later.”)

Robin: “I'll hold you too that! Please say-

Heero: “If you two shut up, than I'll say the damn thing!”

Psycho:*stands behind Heero doing the happy dance, screaming YAY! Hugs Heero from behind, his face turns red.*

Heero: “ These two um... girls, don't own anything but their own characters, and the plot, and a....

Psycho and Robin: Glare at Heero, Wufei glares at everyone.

Wufei: Stomps his feet and turns a bright shade of red and yells, “Damn you Heero and you stupid Onnas! I hate this!”

Robin: “You weren't complaining last night. And you won't complain later tonight if you're a good boy.”

Wufei: Straightens up and tries not to look at Heero and Psycho in the corner making out.

Robin: Screams, “Go Psycho, make him beg!”

They stop momentarily and stare at Robin. Robin and Psycho yell harmoniously, “What now bitches!”

Psycho and Heero go back to making out in the corner, while Robin gets a devilish smile on her lips and looks at Wufei. Wufei trembles in anticipation and fear. Robin pounces on him and pulls out a pair of handcuffs from behind her, and handcuffs Wufei's hands together and ...

End of disclaimer, for now.

Jayden Pierce

nickname: Jay

age: 18

eyes: golden

Hair: black with red tips, past the shoulders

height: 5'6

fears: heights, needles, clowns

favorites: music, eating, sleeping, working out, outdoors, all freaking weapons, darkness, violence, reading, some alone time, loves storms, likes to mess with girls but not a lesbian, pulling pranks on almost everyone, like the words fuck and bitch, likes drawing and painting.

Personality: funny, smart, kinda slow, short temper, a good hacker, can be sweet sometimes, extremely sarcastic

Hates: preppy whores(like Relena and sally ) annoying bastards/bitches(Dorothy), flies, roaches, ants(the bastards), weird shaped eyebrows, dumb blonde chicks(not all blondes and no we are not stereotyping), snitches, extremely perverted bastards, fish(slimy little fuckers)

Skills: trained in sabotage and demolition, extensively trained in analyst, expert in hand to hand combat, stealth operations, and extensively trained with weapons.

Valentina Harper

nickname: Val

age: 18

eyes: violet

hair: Midnight blue (Mid back length)

height: 5'5

Fears: commitment, guys(sometimes), being alone, extremely cheerful people

Favorites: loves storms, trees, music, books, all freaking weapons, darkness, some alone time, violence, likes to mess with girls but not a lesbian, pulling pranks on almost everyone, loves to write, and the words fuck and damn, and girls/bisexual.

Personality: Sarcastic, extremely short tempered, sweet at times, can be very loving, when angry is unstable, and wild.

Hates: preppy whores(like Relena and sally ) annoying bastards/bitches(Dorothy),weird shaped eyebrows, dumb blonde chicks(not all blondes and no we are not stereotyping), snitches, and extremely perverted bastards

Skills: stealth operations, extensively trained with weapons, expert in hand to hand combat, extensively trained in analyst and command, and extensively trained in infiltration.

Prologue

They were young, only eight years old when they first began their training for their new lifestyles. Both trained together, and separate with others like them. They were trained to be the ultimate assassins, the only females as strong as the Gundam pilots.

They were located on the colony XXX69, an abandoned colony that all forgot about, excluding the doctors. There were two doctors that found the two orphan girls and took them in, after giving them a choice between living in poverty or a life full of adventure and opportunities. You should know what they chose.

They went through extensive training in both hand to hand combat, stealth operations, and weaponry. Two other skills were chosen for them, for their own. Jayden having chosen demolition and sabotage, and analyst. While Valentina chose infiltration, analyst and command. They exceeded past normal standards in all of them.

During their training they met two young boys, a year older than them, who were their for training as well. There names were Heero and Wufei. Jayden trained with Heero for sabotage and demolition, while Valentina trained with Wufei in analyst and command.

Throughout their training, they didn't notice the eyes of a very sadistic admirer. He followed them even after they had left, seven years later. They were sent to earth at the age of fifteen to eliminate uprising rebel organizations with the potential to strengthen OZ forces. They were helping the Gundam Pilots while staying undercover, because of different missions.

While the five boys were doing operation meteor, the girls were doing operation shooting star. They went to the same schools during those times but, they did not acknowledge each other, because only two of them knew about the girls, and they didn't care to share with the others.

Now, the war is over and they all have to deal with rebels and opposers to pacifism. The boys being apart of the preventers organization with Lady Une, while the girls followed instructions from Master Arc.

XXXXX

Chapter one

Mission: Seduction

“Jay, can you help me with my hair?”

“Sure. What color for this evening?”

“I'm gonna be a red head tonight.” Val answered.

Val had a separate mission on this night, to seduce a wealthy business man who was helping out one of the new rebel forces, the Eternal Dragons. She laughed silently to herself at the name, it was so homosexual. ( we have no problems or anything against gay people, we just like to say that. Yeah, my dad's gay, so uh... yay!)

Jay helped put the dye in her hair, and then helped her with picking out an outfit for the evening. Val put in green contacts and then put on some make up. After she was done, she looked in the mirror.

“Hmm, I look like a hooker. This is going to be fun.”

She winked at herself in the mirror and walked off to the extra room they had. She turned on the light and looked through the racks and racks of weapons. She picked out her two favorites, and placed them in her holsters on her thighs. She walked out into the living room and was about to leave.

“I'll see you later tonight, Jay.”

“All right. Be careful, I don't want to have to save your ass again.” Jay replied.

“Bitch!”

“Whore!”

“Slut!”

“Prep!”

Val looked at Jayden venomously, and responded with, “Two Notch worker!”(It's a street where we live that has a bunch of prostitutes walking up and down it trying to make a living.)

“Prostitute!”

“Shh, don't tell anyone!” She laughed at their usual little games and said bye again and left.

(Us ranting, we actually do this.)

*YAY! Jump in the air and high five each other in the face, fall back. Try it again, hands actually hit this time.*

She walks out to the garage and got on her all black motorcycle, put on her helmet and drove away. Driving down the streets of Downtown Rome, in the Vatican city, the smallest state in the world. (we actually did research on this, so it's true.) She found the location of the Sistine Chapel, and of the beautiful expensive black Lexus outside of it.

She parked across the street and went inside through a side door that led to a hallway where the restrooms were. She slowly walked to the staircase that led upstairs to the balcony. She sat in the back, so the light of the candles wouldn't touch her face. She was invisible to anyone who might look up there.(don't know if this is how the chapel looks on the inside.)

She watched as the man she was after sat down in the pews below her. Another man arrived a few minutes later with a briefcase in hand. She then noticed the two men standing at the front door.

She couldn't hear what they were saying, but she knew what they were doing. Why her boss made her watch their little illegal “business”, was beyond her. She just wished she could kill the bastard already, and not have to try and seduce him. He was one ugly mother fucker, and old too!

After watching the exchange of money for drugs, she decided it was time to leave. She went back down the stairs and out through the door she had come in through. She walked back over to her motorcycle, and put the black helmet back on.

A few minutes later, he came out of the Chapel excluding his guards and the other man. He carried two briefcases. He got into his car and drove off in a unhurried manner.

She followed him to a high scaled restaurant, and waited a few minutes before she walked in after him. The host showed her to her table. She sat down in front of the man she had been following.

“Good evening, Miss Webb. You look lovely, as Mr. Hayward said you would be. However, I wasn't expecting you to be so young,” He smiled, showing off his yellow, cigarette stained teeth.

“Oh, Mr. Horner, please, I'm not that young. I'm a very... experienced woman.” She said with a sophisticated, yet sensual smile on her lips.

“Please, call me Charles,” He reached for her hand across the table and stroked it.

“And you may call me Natalie.”

They spent the night talking about his business as an owner of many banks and hotels, he was in other words a millionaire. And did nothing but spend his money, sell drugs and then kill off his clients, she thought to herself.

They ended the night with a simple kiss and she made her way back to the apartment, making sure he didn't see what she was driving.

When she arrived in their apartment, she plopped down on the couch beside Jay, sighing loudly.

“What's wrong now?” Jay asked, not taking her eyes off of the T.V.

“I didn't get to do anything, and I had to kiss him. Eww, he was all old and ugly, and completely full of himself. Little rich bastard.”

“Ha ha, you had to kiss him!”

“Shut up you, whore!”

“Bitch!”

“Slut!”

“Prep!”

“Michael Jackson lover!”

“You mother fucking goddamn son of a bitch!”

Jay dramatically grabs her chest, where she claims her heart is, and acts like she has been greatly offended.

“OMG, you Whoring little skank ass bitch!”

“Heh heh, you know it!”

They start play fighting, hitting each other as hard as they can in the arm. They both wince, but keep on punching, neither ever wins. They fall to the floor laughing and then start wrestling when Jay screams that she's hungry.

“OK, go eat. I want to get out of this skanky ass short dress. I feel so naked.”

“You know you like it, it suits you so well.”

“Die bitch!” Val screams as she lunges at Jay and knocks her to the tile floor of the kitchen.

“Hey, not so rough, that's for your little boyfriend.”

“You whore, I'll kill you. Wipe the floor down in your blood, and then sell your body off to some desperate petafile.”

“No, not Michael Jackson!” (sorry Michael Jackson fans, we actually have no prob with him, but we like to be stupid, so you may see some very offensive things in here.)

Val starts to straddle Jay, just as her cell phone rings. She gets off Jay, and gets her ass smacked. She turns around and sticks out her tongue. She than grabs her phone and answers it.

“Did everything go well tonight?” The voice on the other end asked.

“Yes, everything went fine.”

“As I expected.”

The phone line went dead on the other end, and Val completely use to this hung up the phone.

“Was that Arc?” Jay called from the kitchen.

“Yeah, who else would it be? We don't know anyone else since the doctors don't need us anymore. There's no war anymore, and the Gundam Pilots are preventers, and so where does that leave us? As low class assassins. Damn, I'm starting to miss the old days. And I miss staring at that ass.”

“What?” Jay asked, sticking her head out from behind the fridge door.

“I miss my Wu-chan. And his ass.”

“Oh, why do you have to remind me all the time. Every time I think I can forget, you have to open you're big mouth.”

Jay grinned wildly and said, “My Hee-chan had a nicer ass though.”

Val turned to the overly cheerful person Jay had become in a matter of seconds at the mention of her man. Now she remembered why she didn't say anything about them a lot.

“I hate you when you get like that you know.”

“I know, but I can't help it. He's just so damn sexy.”

“I know, I'll agree with you on that. But, not on the part where you said he has a nicer ass than Wufei.”

Jay shoots Val a murderous look.

Need I say how it turned out?

Jay sat on top of Val's back eating a bowl of ice cream. Val lay underneath her, sighing. She had stopped struggling awhile ago.

“Say it.” Jay said.

“All right, all right. Heero's got a nicer ass than Wufei. There, you happy now?”

“Yes,” Jay said as she got off.

“But, if you put them both in those spandex shorts, I think they would be close to the same size.”

“Front or back?” Jay said giggling.

“Don't know. Guess we'll have to see.”

“Oh, really? Can we go see them, Please?”

“We'll see. I'll ask Arc.”

“YAY!”

Jay started dancing wildly, not dropping any of her ice cream.

“I'm tired.” Val announced, although Jay was oblivious to her as she had some naughty thoughts of her Hee-chan in nothing but his spandex shorts, that kept getting shorter and shorter...

Out of no where, a pillow was thrown in her face sending the bad thoughts to the back of her mind.

“Grr...”

“Oops, did I take you away from your happy place again?”

“Grr...”

“I'll take that as a yes.”

Val started running around the room, seeing as how Jay was chasing her with an evil look in her eyes.

They ended up destroying the pillows and two lamps, and the bowl, and a bed, then a chair, and finally they put a hole in the wall.

“Time to move again,” Val announced as she ducked the T.V. that Jay threw at her.

“And the T.V.,” She said to herself more than to Jay, who had now gone back to her happy place as Val walked into her room to get out of her skanky dress. Even though she did like it.

No one should ever mess with Jay when she's in her happy place. Never...

XXXXX

“Dammit!” Jay yelled to the air in front of her.

“What now?” Val asked as she emerged from the shower, the stem from the bathroom following her. Her hair back to it's normal dark black-blue, along with her violet eyes.

“I have to go after one of your man's little druggies, and pretend to “like” him,” She said, sticking her tongue out in disgust.

“Ha ha ha, lucky you.”

“Shut up!”

“Why exactly do you have to follow him?”

“Besides the fact that he's a druggie, he's actually the leader of The Eternal Dicks, or whatever the fuck they're called.”

“Dragons,” Val corrected.

“Whatever! It's not like I care. They've all got dicks, even the women.”

“And how would you know?”

“I don't know, they just do cause I said so!” She said, throwing her arms up in exasperation.

“I think you could use a nice, hot bath.”

“No, I need some fucking candy. I wanna get a nice candy high.”

“Go ahead.”

Jay searched through the cabinets and pulled out some pixie sticks, fun dip, warheads, pez, and some shocktarts.

“Jay, I love you. Especially when you're crazy like this.”

“Oh, I'm about to get fucked up, just wait and see.”

“OK, knock yourself out.”

Jay started downing the pixie sticks and chugging smirnoff, while Val was picking up pieces of glass from a picture frame that Jay had thrown at her during her rage.

She looked at the picture of her and Jay with two young men, who looked like they didn't want to be there. They were fourteen in that picture, almost fifteen. That was almost four years ago. And they hadn't seen those two boys since then.

Jay noticed what she was looking at and started to stick out her bottom lip, her eyes going to saucer size.

“Did I do that?” She asked, upset that she had thrown the only picture of their men and them together.

“Don't worry about it, the glass is just broken but the picture is fine. I'll go buy another frame when I go shopping to replace the other stuff.”

“Oh yeah...” Jay looked around the room at the damaged things they had thrown at each other.

“Come on, don't get all sad now. You were going to get a nice candy high, and I was going to laugh my ass off at you. You always look so funny, and do the stupidest things when you get like that.”

“I know but, Val I miss them,” She said, her bottom lip trembling a little.

“Jay, it's going to be OK, we'll see them soon.”

Jay started downing the alcohol again, along with the fun dip now. Her eyes glazing over as she started to rock back and forth in a dark corner she had moved to.

“Damn it, Jay. Now you're making me sad.”

Jay didn't say anything, she just kept rocking back and forth.

“That's it!” Val yelled to the room, that was now as bruised as their hearts.

Val grabbed a fallen chair off of the floor and placed it beside the table, and opened up her laptop, the only thing that did not get thrown, thankfully.

XXXXX

Two hours later, Val smiled and walked over to the corner where a sleeping, drunk Jay was huddled up in.

“Jay,” She said loudly.

Jay didn't move.

“Jay,” She said louder now.

Still nothing.

“JAY!” She yelled.

Nothing.

She kicked Jay in the head and screamed her name again. Jay shot up, and threw a piece of candy at Val.

“Ow, that really hurt.” Val said in a monotone voice.

“What do you want?” Jay asked tiredly.

“I've got good news.”

“What?”

“I know where your Hee-chan is?”

Jay brightened up and jumped up, accidentally hitting Val in the head with her head. They both fell over onto the floor. Jay crawled over to Val and sat on her stomach, pinning her arms down.

“Where, where is he?” She asked while shaking Val.

“OK, I'll tell you, just stop shaking me.”

She stopped and Val said, “He's in Japan. They all are.”

“YAY!”

Jay jumped up and did a happy dance then stopped suddenly, and dashed to the bathroom.

“Yep, you fucked yourself up all right.” Val yelled.

The sound of throwing up was all she got back as an answer.

'I should have told her though,' She thought before going to get changed, seeing as she was still in only a towel from earlier.

“Dammit, now my hair's all curly.”

XXXXX

Val told Jay the whole deal she had made with Master Arc, and so Jay was now on her last mission by herself in Rome. But she was happier now, because her mission had changed. All she had to do was kill the son of a bitch, which she was looking forward to.

She parked her black and red motorcycle and took off her matching helmet and walked towards the warehouse.

She crept inside and pulled out her katana. The bastard was making a drug deal, and was almost done by the time she came in. After the dealer had left he walked to a small table, and pulled out some blades. She watched as sniffed the stuff up his nose and got high.

She slowly walked towards him. He was sitting in a chair looking straight at her as she came nearer.

“Who the hell are you?” He asked, sniffing his nose.

“I'm your new dealer,” She said smiling.

“What?” He asked, confused.

“Death Dealer,” She said as she brought her katana down and slit his throat open. Blood dripped from the end of her blade, and pooled around her on the floor.

She left his body there and made her way out to her bike, and drove off. She wanted to get home as quickly as possible, and get some sleep before her and Val went out on their last mission together here.

XXXXX

Val was sprawled out on the couch, snoring loudly as Jay came into the apartment. Jay couldn't resist the temptation. She went to the kitchen and pulled out the whip cream and chocolate syrup.

She went back to the living room and started spraying Val's hand with whip cream. She then put some around her mouth, and was about to pour some chocolate syrup on her boobs, when she accidentally tickled the side of Val's face. Val's hand shot up and hit Jay in the face.

Whip cream smeared all over her face and she licked it off her lips and nose.

“Oh, you're so dead now!” Jay whispered.

As soon as she said that, Val opened her eyes and pounced on her, knocking her on her back.

“Hmm, so what were you up to?” She asked as she licked around her lips, taking off all the whip cream.

“Nutnin,” Jay said innocently.

“Nothing, huh?”

She licked her hand and then looked at the bottle of chocolate syrup. She was glad that she was wearing a tie that day. She pulled it off and then tied up Jay's hands above her head.

“Oh, no. I don't like to be tied up. Let me out now, or so help me god I'll torture the shit out of you.”

“Heh heh,” Was all she got from Val as she started to pour the syrup on her chest.

“Ahh, that's cold. You bitch, I'll kill you.”

“Sure you will.” She said as she started to pour the syrup on her face.

“Tasty,” Jay mumbled as she licked it off her face.

Five minutes later, they were eating the whip cream and chocolate off their hands and faces. They looked like a bunch of five year olds, they were so messy.

“Hey, (lick) when do we go on our last mission before we go see the guys?” Jay asked.

“Tomorrow night.” She answered, spraying the whip cream in her mouth now.

“YAY! I can't wait.”

“Neither can I,” Val said.

They both got an evil sparkle in their eyes, and started to attack each other with the whip cream and syrup.

Lets just say instead of mud wrestling, it was chocolate syrup and whip cream wrestling.

“Yum, now I taste good.”

“Hey, we should do this when we see Hee-chan and Wu-chan,” Jay said, while beaming happily.

“Umm, I'd rather do it to them.” Val answered.

They started to laugh their asses off as they began wrestling again. They stayed up the whole night.