Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Blow Up Dolls ❯ Last Mission Here ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter two

Last Mission Here

 

 

When they woke up, it was late in the afternoon. They were still covered in chocolate and whip cream.

 

Val woke up first, and looked at the clock. She jumped up and kicked Jay in the butt. Jay shot up and tried to kick Val's legs from underneath her. Already use to this, Val jumped in the air and Jay missed. She always did stuff like this when she was half asleep, or really drunk.

 

That's why they didn't go to bars very often. Jay would usually beat up everyone there, even the bartender, yelling that they were all evil bunnies trying to steal her candy.

 

It was just one of the many reasons why they didn't go out very often.

 

“Get up, we have to get ready. We've got about three hours before we have to leave. And were still covered in this shit.”

 

“Fine, I'm up. I'm up.”

 

Val went to go take a shower, while Jay fell back asleep on the floor.

 

When she came out of the bathroom, she saw Jay sprawled out on the floor.

 

“Goddamn, mother fucking son of a bitch...”

 

“Jay, get your stinky ass up!” She yelled.

 

Jay shot up and yelled, “NO MORE PINK, PLEASE!”

 

“What in the hell is wrong with you?”

 

“Oh,god, it was just a dream,” She said while shaking, and breathing heavily.

 

“What happened?”

 

“Some preppy looking bitch was trying to dress me up in pink, frilly dresses. She kept on doing it, even after I threw up on the first two. But, she wouldn't stop... it was horrible!” Jay shuddered, and then stood up and walked to the bathroom, mumbling about stupid pink dresses and homophobic bitches.

 

“OK....” Val mumbled as she walked to her room to get dressed.

 

 

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Val and Jay made their way into the base a few hours later. The darkness cloaked them, as well as their clothes. The place looked abandoned, and they were starting to think just that.

 

They stood in the center of the room, just as the lights turned on. There stood about ten men that started to advance on them.

 

They got ready to take them down, but they started to clear out of the way as a short, bulky man appeared before them. The men closed around behind them.

 

“Ah, I was wondering when you two would finally show up.” He announced.

 

“Um, who are you?” Jay asked.

 

“Oh Jay, it hurts that you don't remember me.”

 

“Who the hell are you?” Val asked, a little freaked out by the creepy stalker guy in front of them.

 

“Now Val, it's just me. Wolfgang Williams, your future husband.” He said while smiling.

 

“Ewwwww, that is so nasty!” She said, while sticking her finger in her mouth and pretending to throw up.

 

Jay started to laugh, as her and Val did an air high five.

 

He stomped his foot like a child having his favorite toy taken away, as his face started to turn red.

 

“You really think that you took down the leader of the Eternal Dragons, didn't you? How foolish. He was nothing but a stand in, as well as Mr. Horner. They all work for me. For I am the leader of the Eternal Dragons.” He said, sticking his chest out and acting like he was all important.

 

Jay and Val looked at each other and then back at him, before looking at each other again. They cracked up laughing and even snorted a few times, before he told them to stop.

 

“Shut up!”

 

“Ha ha, your supposed to be the leader of the Eternal Dicks? Oh, that's classic!” Jay said while laughing her ass off again.

 

“Enough, get them.”

 

The men started to advance on them and they stopped laughing and pulled out their weapons.

 

Jay brought her katana down on a poor, slow bastard, cutting through his stomach. He fell over, heaving up blood as two men came from behind and tried to hold her down. One grabbed her arm and she twisted around and stabbed him through the chest as the other one shot her in the arm. She winced as she turned back around and kicked him in his adam's apple.

 

The knife lodged itself in his throat, blood bubbling out of his mouth as he fell over. Val ran towards him and pulled her knife out and grabbing his gun at the same time. She shot two men that were coming at her, and then another one that was sneaking up behind Jay.

 

She fell over onto her stomach as someone kicked her in the back. They straddled her and knocked the gun out of her hand. Before she could make a move, he placed his gun to her shoulder and pulled the trigger.

 

“Fuck!”

 

His head jolted backwards and he fell back. Jay helped pull Val up.

 

“Don't make me have to save your ass again.” Jay said with a grin, that vanished quickly as a gun went off hitting her in the back.

 

“Jay?”

 

“C-come on. I'll be fine.” She grinned a half hearted grin, and then winced.

 

“YOU BASTARD!” Val screamed as she grabbed the discarded gun beside her. She got shot in the stomach but paid no attention to it as she she shot the man in the head.

 

He spurted out blood as he fell to the floor.

 

“Jay?” She whispered in between breaths.

 

“What did I say about me having to save your ass?” She asked in a better mood, seeing as all of them were dead.

 

“Come on, lets get out of here.”

 

Val and Jay helped each other get up, only to see one damn ugly face. Wolfgang Williams.

 

“And where do you two think you're going?” He asked, while smirking.

 

“You sadistic little bastard.” Val snarled.

 

“Come now, you can stop all of your pain, with just one word.”

 

“And what would that be?” Jay asked out of curiosity.

 

“Say you'll marry me.”

 

“HELL NO!” They both screamed.

 

He cringed, making his face look even uglier. They both cringed in disgust as he started to dig up his nose.

 

“Oh god, that's disgusting.”

 

“Leave me alone. Oh... okay, I got it.”

 

“Eww!” They both said in disgust.

 

“Now, since you have refused my proposal, I'll just have to brain wash you two. I think we'll be very happy together.”

 

He started to advance on him but, they started to run at a very slow and painful pace.

 

“How in the hell are we going to get out of this.”

 

“How am I supposed to know?” Jay asked.

 

“Oh girls,” A slightly nasal voice called out to them.

 

“Eww, we have to get away. I will not be his... anything. Blah!” Val testified.

 

“Oh wait, I almost forgot. Oops,” Jay said.

 

“What?”

 

Jay pulled something out of her coat pocket, pressed a button on it and then threw it.

 

“RUN!” She screamed.

 

They both ran and made it out into the woods, before the small home made bomb went off, taking half of the building with it. The rest went up into flames.

 

They escaped into the woods where their car waited. They drove off as fast as they could.

 

 

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Three days later.

 

Jay and Val were now boarding a plane to Tokyo, Japan to go see the guys. The plane took off, and they waited until they could take off their seat belts.

 

When they could, Jay reached for her bag above their heads and pulled out some candy.

 

“Hell no, put that back. Your gonna be bouncing off the walls.”

 

“No!” Jay said as she squatted in her seat, holding the pixie sticks close to her heart, and giving Val the evil eye.

 

“Jay,” She said warningly.

 

“NO!” She screamed as Val ripped the candy from her hands.

 

“No, not my candy1” She pleaded, her eyes widening as she pouted.

 

“You know how you get when you have candy. I will not let you beat up the stewardess and the pilots. That's the last thing we need, is a sugar high Jay flying the plane.”

 

Jay sat in her chair and started to pout. They ignored the many stares they were getting from the passengers around them.

 

“Hey Ugly,” The kid behind Val yelled, as he kicked her seat.

 

“What in the hell?” She turned around to see a messy, snotty nosed kid kicking her chair.

 

“Ma'am?” She said, trying to get the woman's attention.

 

The woman looked at her and then at her son, and then looked back at her magazine, ignoring them both.

 

“Ugly lady. Why are you so ugly?”

 

“Please stop kicking my chair?” She asked.

 

This was the perfect distraction for Jay to sneak away at. So she took her chance, and ran to the bathroom.

 

She downed the pixie sticks that Val hadn't taken, and then drank some soda. She finished it all off with an extra large Twix.

 

Jay came out of the bathroom a few minutes later, practically bouncing off the walls. She looked over at Val, who was still trying to get the kid to stop kicking her chair.

 

“Kid, if you don't stop, then I will be forced to do something very nasty to you!” She said through clenched teeth.

 

“Hahahahaha!” Was all she got from him as he kicked the back of her chair again.

 

“That's it!” She screamed, getting the attention of everyone around her.

 

Jay was now beside her as she started to tickle the kid. Jay started to help her, even when the kid started to scream with laughter and tears.

 

His mother now stood and yelled at them both, “What in the hell are you doing to my son?”

 

Val looked at the very plump woman who was now very red, and ugly as she tried to stare Val down unsuccessfully.

 

“Don't you look at me like that, woman. Your kid wouldn't leave me alone, and I even tried to say something to you, but you ignored me and your son. So don't start preaching to me. I'll turn you into the DSS,” She said with a serious expression on her face, even though on the inside she was laughing her ass off.

 

The woman sat back down, and returned to her magazine. Jay was still tickling the boy, and didn't stop until he peed his pants.

 

“Ha, what now you evil munchkin. I got you!” She said with a wide grin.

 

The kid started to cry, just as Val grabbed Jay and made her sit down. Jay stuck out her tongue at the people that started to stare at them. A stewardess came over and asked them to be quiet.

 

Jay started to make a scene as she yelled at her and then jumped on her. Val just let her wrestle the woman to the ground, and then pulled her off of the stunned woman.

 

“I'm sorry, but my sister has a little problem. She's kinda retarded, and thinks that you're trying to steal her candy,” Val said in all seriousness.

 

“I-i'm terribly sorry about her... condition, but could you please keep her under control-AHHHHH!”

 

She jumped up and ran down the aisle, away from the now barking Jay. Everyone was still staring, but Val calmly hit Jay over the head and sat her in her seat as she was knocked out.

 

Val got her book from out of her bag, and then sat in silence the rest of the way there, with every eye on her.

 

 

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