Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Blow Up Dolls ❯ All is Fair in Love and War ( Chapter 3 )

Chapter three

All is Fair in Love and War

 

When they arrived at the air port, they grabbed their bags and looked for their contact. A well dressed, burly man held up a sign that had two code names on them.

 

Val and the now calm Jay walked towards him, and he took some of their bags.

 

“Good afternoon Miss Jasmine and Miss Victoria,” He said with fake pleasantness.

 

They walked out of the air port, and got into a rented car.

 

 

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They arrived a good few minutes later at a nice decent apartment complex. Their apartment had two bedrooms, a kitchen, living room/dining room, and two bathrooms.

 

After getting a few things set up, they decided to go see the boys.

 

They ran out their door and walked to the one across from them. Val knocked on it, seeing as how Jay was going all bugged eyed and started whimpering. She looked like a dog that had to go pee, which was actually kinda cute and funny at the same time.

 

A short, long haired boy answered the door. His violet eyes ran up and down both their bodies before his eyes finally met their own.

 

He cleared his throat and said, “Hi, I'm Duo Maxwell. What can I do for ya?”

 

“Hi, I'm Val and this is Jay. Um, is Heero and Wufei here?”

 

“They just went out to get some... supplies, but you can wait here for them. They shouldn't be much longer.”

 

“OK, thanks.”

 

They walked in and sat down on a very comfortable couch. Duo sat in a chair across from them.

 

“So, how do you know Heero and Wufei?”

 

“Um, well, it's kinda a long story,” Val said.

 

“I've got all the time in the world,” He answered as he sat back deeper into the recliner.

 

“Well, it all started out when we were eight years old. We met Dr. J and...” She went into exclusive detail about everything she and Jay had done and gone through with Heero and Wufei. He sat there, dumbstruck. His eyes were wide and his mouth was slightly ajar.

 

“So um, you two actually... “like” them?” He asked after they were done explaining everything.

 

“Yep. We've liked them for awhile now. They already know, but we haven't exactly told them to their faces yet, so please don't say anything.”

 

“Sure, I wouldn't say anything like that to them. I promise.”

 

“Thanks,” They both said just as Heero and Wufei came in carrying two large duffel bags each.

 

“Hey Heero, Wuffie. You've got two beautiful guests here. They've been waiting on ya.”

 

He walked out of the room with a grin plastered on his face.

 

Heero and Wufei looked at them in disbelief. Heero actually dropping one of the bags on his foot. He yelped, and then picked it up and placed them both on the table. Wufei followed suite.

 

“How did you two get here?” They both asked.

 

“We were sent here. Master Arc and the Preventers have come to an agreement that we shall be staying close to you five on all of your missions, and where you live.”

 

“What?” Wufei said as his eyes went wide with horror.

 

Jay and Val looked at each other, two sinister grins spreading across their lips. They nodded their heads in unison, and then looked back at the guys.

 

“Oh no, I know that look. Stay away from me Woman!” Wufei yelled, but it was useless as Jay tackled Heero to the floor, and Val did the same to Wufei.

 

They all started to wrestle around on the floor. The guys making high pitched, girl screams as the real girls were laughing their evil witch laughs.

 

They all got the attention of the others in the apartment. Trowa and Quatre came out of their room, and looked on in disbelief as they saw Wufei and Heero screaming cause of two girls. Duo had already come out and was laughing his ass off.

 

Jay and Val had finally pinned them down, and were now straddling them. Heero and Wufei were whimpering, and begging for them to stop. But, they didn't hear them.

 

“Did you miss us?” Jay asked, her grin just as wide as before.

 

“Get off!” They both yelled.

 

“Jay, I don't think they missed us.” Val said, her eyes growing all wide.

 

“Me too. I don't think they like us, Val,” Jay said, her eyes doing the same.

 

“NO, WE DON'T! NOW GET OFF!”

 

The guys all looked at each other, and then the two that were pinned suddenly felt the weight being lifted off of them.

 

Jay and Val walked towards the door and looked back at Heero and Wufei, who were now hiding behind Trowa and Duo. They walked out of the door and slammed it behind them.

 

Duo turned around and stuck his point finger out at Heero who was behind him. He rubbed his other finger on the one pointing at Heero, and said, “Tsk tsk.”

 

With that, he turned around and headed out the door to catch up with Jay and Val.

 

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“You sure this will work?” Duo asked.

 

“Yes.” They both said, excitement in their voice.

 

“All right,” He said as he slipped back into the apartment.

 

Everyone was in the living room, watching the news.

 

“Anybody want something to drink?” Duo asked.

 

Everyone said yes.

 

'Great!'

 

He got out four sodas and opened them, and put them in glasses over ice. He first took Quatre and Trowa theirs, and then went back to the kitchen and pulled out a bottle. In the bottle were eight pills. Duo cracked four of them open, and white powder poured out into the glass disappearing almost instantly. He did the same with the other four, looking back over his shoulder to make sure no one was looking. They weren't.

 

He took Heero and Wufei their glasses, and then sat down on the couch. He watched as they each took a sip of the drink and then downed it.

 

'Yes!'

 

“Well, got to go,” He said, and got off the couch and left the apartment.

 

“That was weird,” Quatre said.

 

No one paid any attention to him.

 

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It was well into the night and Duo and the girls were getting ready for a mission. They placed the contents they needed into a small bag, and then quietly crept out of the apartment, and into Duo's.

 

They went to the room that Heero and Wufei shared.

 

'This is too easy,' Jay thought to herself.

 

Heero and Wufei were passed out on their beds, drool apparent on their pillows.

 

“Heero,” Duo called, as he poked him in the face.

 

A loud snore erupted from his mouth. Yep, they were out cold.

 

“Now, how about we give them something to cry about?” Val said, an evil glint in her eyes.

 

They turned on the little lamp beside the bed and started to work. They pulled about twenty different things from the contents of the small bag.

 

Val and Duo were now heaving up Wufei's body, and placing it beside Heero's. They were practically laying on each other. But not yet.

 

Jay took the liberty of taking off Heero's green tank top, leaving him in his boxers. Val than proceeded to rid Wufei of his shirt and pants, leaving him in his boxer briefs. They then positioned them so that they looked like they had fallen asleep together.

 

Duo was snickering the whole time as he saw what they were doing. He understood now why they had brought the camera, as they were now snapping away.

 

After getting many pictures they started to give them their “makeovers”. Val tended to Wufei, and his hair, while Jay did Heero's. After putting in the temporary dye, they put them both in water bras and dresses.

 

Heero now had bright green hair, and a pink dress that would have put Relena's to shame, while Wufei had bright pink hair and a little red number on. Both of the dresses were small, and barely covered their legs. The make-up was bright and trashy looking.

 

Val and Jay were cracking up, and were so loud that Trowa and Quatre came running into the room. Quatre fainted, as Trowa went wide eyed and laughed his ass off. Duo and the girls started to sweat drop as Heero and Wufei moaned in their sleep.

 

“Now or never.” Val said.

 

“Now.” Jay said.

 

They pulled out the last contents of the bag, and went to the now moaning and groaning boys on the bed.(that so doesn't sound right!) Jay sprayed the whip cream on Heero's face, and part of his chest that the dress didn't cover. Val poured caramel and chocolate sauce all over Wufei's face and chest, where the dress was cut low for cleavage.

 

The boys were now tossing and turning on the bed, which made the girls fall on top of them. Val lay atop Wufei's chest and stomach, while Jay's face was in Heero's lower regions. Duo and Trowa were laughing like maniacs, as Duo started taking pictures.

 

Just then Heero's hand grabbed the back of Jay's head, and pushed down.

 

'Oh hell no. No one does that unless I want them too!'

 

Wufei was currently grabbing Val's ass, and rocking his hips against hers.

 

“Jay, what in the hell were in those pills? Are they having some kind of wet dream?”

 

“Uh... sort of like that,” She responded, when she got her head out of Heero's hand.

 

“WHAT?”

 

“Duo, get out of here and hide the camera in our apartment,” Jay said to him quietly, but loud enough for him to hear. She wanted to keep those pictures! Duo ran out of the room, and went to their apartment.

 

“All right, you ready?” Jay asked.

 

“Yep, lets go for it.” Val answered as a grin played across her face.

 

They both jumped off of the guys, and pushed them towards each other. They did exactly as they thought they would. They started groping each other, or at least the water bras and kissing each other, fully on the lips licking off the delicious sauces and cream. Until their hands ventured down there and they found...

 

Heero and Wufei's eyes both shot open at the same time. Their lips were still together, as they stared at each other and then pulled away screaming.

 

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” They screamed.

 

They jumped out of the bed, and started spitting.

 

“WHAT THE FUCK?!” Wufei yelled as he looked at what he and Heero were wearing.

 

“What in the hell is going on here?” Heero asked in a cold, chill voice that woke up the passed out Quatre on the floor.

 

Val and Jay were still laughing, which earned them cold glares from the two cross dressed boys. Val finally controlled herself, and spoke.

 

“All is fair in love and war.”

 

“There is no war you stupid onna!” Wufei yelled.

 

“That's what you think. A war doesn't have to be fought with weapons. They can be fought with words and actions. We were just... getting our revenge.”

 

They both looked at her in utter disbelief. Here they were in trashy clothes and make-up, with dyed hair, and the taste of another man in their mouths, and she was talking about... love or war? They couldn't figure it out.

 

“Besides, we've know you guys for about ten years and you haven't even told your friends about us. You don't talk to us or anything, not once... not ever,” She said, her head cast down.

 

Jay had stopped laughing long ago, and was now at her side.

 

“Man, sometimes you guys can be real ass holes. You two deserve each other,” Jay said and then glared at them, which made them shrink back.

 

Val raised her head, and showed that she had no emotion on her face.

 

“Don't worry, I don't waste my tears. Not on anyone who doesn't deserve them,” She said coldly, as she walked out with Jay behind her.

 

Heero and Wufei looked at each other in shame, and then at the floor. Their cheeks flared a bright red, and Trowa decided to usher Quatre out of the room.

 

Duo came back then, and went to go ask Trowa what had happened, since Jay and Val looked like they wanted to murder someone. And he could think of who those two someone's might be.

 

Val and Jay didn't say anything for the rest of the night, and neither did Heero and Wufei.

 

Two of them feeling distant and hurt, while the other two felt shame and embarrassment.

 

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