Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Call of the Wild: College ❯ Cause crocs just aren't scary enought..pt2! ( Chapter 2 )
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Because Crocs just aren't Scary enough....pt 2!
*camara pan and focus* "G'day yall! I'm Steve Erwin, the Crocidile Hunter and today on Call of the Wild, were gonna be
studying two other great specimens on our mini-series about College Students. On our last episode, we got up close and
personal with Heero Yuy, the comp sci major and Duo Maxwell, the mech major. Today, we're gonna try and see if we can track
down and study Trowa Barton, a zoology major, and his mate of choice, Quatre Winner who is a busisness major. Let's go!"
*camara bounces up and down as Steve and camareman run down the biology hall*
"Now, after a few days of tracking and observing, we have been able to figure out Trowas schedual. About once a week, he
has a free day as a floater. Yep, you guessed it, 'e's a substitute teacher. Trowa spends his day usually in rm.225-C. Let's see
if he's in ther now!"*steve peeks into the room*" No sign of theh guy, must uv buggered off."*scratches head*"I know! We'll
check the Econ/Busisness building on the other side of the campus!"*camara blacks out*
*black, camara focous*"Okay, we're here at the Econ/Busisness building that our other specimen, a Quatre Winner, spends many
of his class days in. We've been able to pinpoint his usual daily den to this hallway. We wern't ably to find his exact
location because he moves around alot. But, we beleave he may be in one of study nooks, areas where a small body of students
, about 5-7, can study. There are about three in this hall. Lets go an' 'ave a look, ey?"
*walks to first nook and looks*"Not there" *shuts door. walks to middel section of hall, looks in nook*"Not there" *shuts
door. walks to end of hall.near last nook* "OH TROWA! MMMMMMMmmmmm....YES! MORE TROWA! HARDER! UHHHHHH! AGAIN!"*slight
thumping and squeaking can be heard. Steve blinks* "Well! As we can see 'ere, todays two subjects seem to be otherwise
occupied". "DAMNIT TROWA! GO FASTER, OTHERWISE I WON"T TIE YOU UP!" "YES SIR! err...I mean YES DEAR!"
"Well, that's our show for today" *very loud moan*. "I'm Steve" *grunt* "Erwin" *thump*, "the Crocodile Hunter"
*moan: "Quatre..."*. "Tune in next week" *snap, crackel, pop* "as we observe Chang Wufei" *"ummm..uh..Quatre...?"*
"and his habits." *"OH SHIT!"* "G'day" *WHAM! "Damnit Quatre! I said the table couldn't handel it!" "Oops! My Bad!"*
Because Crocs just aren't Scary enough....pt 2!
*camara pan and focus* "G'day yall! I'm Steve Erwin, the Crocidile Hunter and today on Call of the Wild, were gonna be
studying two other great specimens on our mini-series about College Students. On our last episode, we got up close and
personal with Heero Yuy, the comp sci major and Duo Maxwell, the mech major. Today, we're gonna try and see if we can track
down and study Trowa Barton, a zoology major, and his mate of choice, Quatre Winner who is a busisness major. Let's go!"
*camara bounces up and down as Steve and camareman run down the biology hall*
"Now, after a few days of tracking and observing, we have been able to figure out Trowas schedual. About once a week, he
has a free day as a floater. Yep, you guessed it, 'e's a substitute teacher. Trowa spends his day usually in rm.225-C. Let's see
if he's in ther now!"*steve peeks into the room*" No sign of theh guy, must uv buggered off."*scratches head*"I know! We'll
check the Econ/Busisness building on the other side of the campus!"*camara blacks out*
*black, camara focous*"Okay, we're here at the Econ/Busisness building that our other specimen, a Quatre Winner, spends many
of his class days in. We've been able to pinpoint his usual daily den to this hallway. We wern't ably to find his exact
location because he moves around alot. But, we beleave he may be in one of study nooks, areas where a small body of students
, about 5-7, can study. There are about three in this hall. Lets go an' 'ave a look, ey?"
*walks to first nook and looks*"Not there" *shuts door. walks to middel section of hall, looks in nook*"Not there" *shuts
door. walks to end of hall.near last nook* "OH TROWA! MMMMMMMmmmmm....YES! MORE TROWA! HARDER! UHHHHHH! AGAIN!"*slight
thumping and squeaking can be heard. Steve blinks* "Well! As we can see 'ere, todays two subjects seem to be otherwise
occupied". "DAMNIT TROWA! GO FASTER, OTHERWISE I WON"T TIE YOU UP!" "YES SIR! err...I mean YES DEAR!"
"Well, that's our show for today" *very loud moan*. "I'm Steve" *grunt* "Erwin" *thump*, "the Crocodile Hunter"
*moan: "Quatre..."*. "Tune in next week" *snap, crackel, pop* "as we observe Chang Wufei" *"ummm..uh..Quatre...?"*
"and his habits." *"OH SHIT!"* "G'day" *WHAM! "Damnit Quatre! I said the table couldn't handel it!" "Oops! My Bad!"*