Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Cat-Boy Mayhem ❯ Original Meet Clones ( Chapter 4 )

Disclaimer: I don't own GW (wish I did), or YYH (wish I did too).

Pairings: 2+5, 3+4, 6+1, Kurama+Hiei, Yusuke+Keiko. Please, someone tell me the shorter ways to write the YYH pairings.

Warning: Um...I don't know? Just be prepared for anything.

Cat-Boy Mayhem Chapter 4: Original meet Clones

It had been a few days since their discussion about clones, but Duo was still amazed that it could be done. He didn't know how he would react to a clone of himself. Would he have to be nice to it? Take care of it? Teach it something? He didn't know. And another thing he didn't know, was that he already had a clone made of him two days ago.

All of this was going through his mind as Wufei was cooking them lunch. He didn't mind her food, though sometimes it was a bit too spicey. Some of what she gave him made his body react explosively with flatulents(1). It didn't take him long to learn how to use the toilet though, but that first time was messy. (A/N: Ew.)

Suddenly, the doorbell rang, and the Chinese girl calmly walked to the door saying to herself, "I wonder whose at the door."

/I don't know your mother, / Duo thought to himself smirking, but knew better than to say it outloud. No need for a shock. It was then he got the surprise of his life, because when that door opened, it revealed a girl who looked very similar to Wufei, and a look-a-like of him! Only the eyes were blue, and this one had a friendly, sincere smile.

"Meilan. I see you already have your clone. What did you name him," the older of the two girls asked. Stepping inside without even asking, she led her pet inside too, and stated, "Solo(2), for he is the first. An original."

"Not really," Wufei said silently, but Duo was able to read her lips. /Ha! My words exactly, / he thought, but quickly shook his head, and greeted his clone. Sniffing at him, he received a confused look in response. Smirking slightly, he then backed off and realized this clone was nothing like him.

"If I had known you were coming I would've cooked more. Or are you just here to show off?"

"I'm here to talk to you. Can't I visit every now and then," Meilan stated, and followed her sister into the kitchen. This left Duo with his clone, or his first supposedly. Calmly, the other sat next to him on the couch, and said, "Hi. I'm Solo."

"I know. I'm Duo," he said back.

"Oh? Are you the second clone," the other asked curiously.

"No, I'm from the wild. I'm your original," he then stated smirking at the shock on the other's face. He then heard someone say behind them, 'You lie!' His owner must've said the exact same thing he was saying.

"Huh? I don't understand. You're name is Duo, as in two. How can you be the original with that type of name?" Looking at the other straight in the face he concluded that cat-boys were bred to be stupid, or at least his clone was.

"I just can. But unlike you, my name has more meaning to it other than a number." This apparently hurt his clone, for he lowered his ears, and his eyes were getting a little teary.

"Fine then, I'll just cut the brade off of Solo. That way he'll be original," Meilan said pouting at her sister's smirk. /What is with that girl and being original? Damn it. She's making him even more upset! Ugh...I better do something about it I guess. / With this in mind, he hugged the other cat-boy and said, "It's okay Solo. Give her some time, and she'll be happy with what she has."

"Thanks," the other stated, and hugged back. This one seemed so much younger than him, and his body was very delicate in comparison. Silence fell in between them, and allowed Duo to hear the 'aws,' from the girls. Ignoring them, he then heard the tv say, "Have a cat-boy that comes from the wild? Think he's tough enough to fight the legendary No-Name(3)? Then bring him down to the fighting ring and see if you can win money!"

This caught Duo's interest, for some reason. Well, the fighting part did anyway. And for a first, he talked to his owner by saying, "Can I fight?"

"Huh? That's a first. Wait a minute. Did you just ask if you could fight," Wufei asked, surprised by Duo. She received a nod, and said firmly, "No! That cat has killed some of his opponents! I will not risk your life like that!"

"Wufei, I hate to interrupt you, but I was wondering if you'd like to go walking with me? Could you bring Duo to," Meilan asked.

"Why," her older sister answered, having a feeling she was upto something.

"I need to get Solo a hair cut. You know where the best place to go to is." Sighing, she turned off the stove, and covered up whatever food she had been cooking. Removing her apron, she then went to her closet to get a jacket.

"Come on Duo," Wufei then stated, turning off the tv. Not wanting to leave, but having to, the braded cat-boys got up, and followed the Chinese girls. The walk there wasn't long, but what was found inside was another shocker for Duo. There were about four other clones of himself waiting in line for a hair cut!

/Damn! Am I that popular already??! / Shaking his head, he continued to follow Wufei, but got distracted again as he heard other girls call her a copy cat. Either way they had to wait as there were several girls who wanted to make their own Duo different from others. Among these girls, was Relena Peacecraft. Her mother was the leader of this town, and Relena could own as many cat-boys as she wanted. She already had 6, and this Duo clone wasn't the only one she had bought that day.

"Why Wufei! Is that you? How are you doing this afternoon? My, what a beautiful cat-boy! I've never seen a copy with that shade of eye color before," she said in a high fake voice. Both her and the Chinese girl had gone to school together, and used to be really close, until the dirty-blonde started spreading rumors.

"Yes, it's me. I'm fine. I see your keeping up with the latest trends. Is that the only one you bought," the raven-haired girl asked in return, trying to hold in her contempt.

"Oh, do you mean Blue? No, I also bought another cat, one from the wild. I named him Trowa, and I'm going to enter him in the fighting contest against No-Name," the European girl said smiling in a stuck up way.

"Really? Well, I was going to enter Duo in the contest as well. You see, he's not a clone, he's also from the wild," Wufei said, smirking at the shocked faces she received from nearly all the girls in the building. All except Meilan who all ready knew this.

/What!! A while ago she said no! Now she wants me to fight!?! Wait a minute, should I really be upset? I mean, I did want to fight, / the braded cat-boy thought for a second. Then his hand was grabbed, and he felt his claws forcefully become extended.

"You see? Only wild cats have their claws at this length," the Chinese girl stated, to prove she was not lying.

"Excuse me, is your cat-boy the original of these braded ones," another girl asked out of no where. Nodding, all girls ran upto Duo, and were looking him over, nearly groping him! /Ah! I need an adult! I need an adult! (4) /

"Aw look he's blushing! Isn't he beautiful! Look at his eyes, none of our cat-boys have that shade of blue! No wait, they're violet," a bunch of girls started rambling. Needless to say, the much admired Duo was thankful when Solo had his hair cut finished, and they got to leave. He ran out of there so fast, Wufei's legs were nearly flying in the air!

Once back home, he looked to his first clone, and stated dizzy, "Be thankful, you're not an original!" With that said, he fell over.

Blinking, Solo turned to face his owner and asked, "Do you like me this way?" Meilan blushed at that statement for some reason, and felt some of his hair, which had now been cut short. Pulling her hand away, she merely nodded, said goodbye, and led them both back to her room, which was on the same floor(5).

An hour past before Duo awoke again, the smell of cooked meat being the thing to wake him up. Turning his head towards the kitchen, he asked, "Were you serious about putting me in a fight against No-Name or whatever?"

"Well, I did officially register you to fight him ten minutes ago. Do you need any training," Wufei asked, laughing nervously. She really hadn't planned on doing this, but anything to beat Relena was worth doing!

"Nah, just give me plenty of time to be with Yusuke and Kurama. They're owners live on this same floor. And they come from the wild as well. I'll do just fine practicing with them," Duo explained. Upon hearing her laugh softly, he quirked a brow, and asked, "Why are you laughing?"

"Oh nothing. It's just, you haven't really talked to me before," the Chinese girl said smiling. /Oh that's right, / the braded cat-boy thought. Shrugging it off, he then turned on the tv, and watched some of the cooking channels. May as well learn, while feasting his eyes.

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Yeah, Duo is slowly warming upto his owner, because so far, she hasn't treated him like a slave. A pet, yes, but not a slave. Now here are those numbers:

(1) Haha! He farts! I love a good fart joke every now and then!

(2) I don't know, I just had to have Solo in here. Duo gets to take care of him! Aw!

(3) I'll give you guys three guesses as to who this is! It's our Trowa! The one we know and love! Though how am I going to get him to be owned by Quatre, you must wonder. I know, but not you! Bwahahahaha!

(4) Yes I got this quote from Family Guy. Remember, Chris was reading a comic and some cop was searching him for stolen meat? Yeah, that's the episode!

(5) May as well have them all on the same floor, except Relena. No use for her other than being annoying.