The Chibi G.W. Adventures

This is my first attempt at a fanfic. Please be

kind in criticism for this part.

Disclaimers: I do not own Gundam Wing (the

products, characters, or show) and I do not own

Disney or the songs. Do not sue me, I do not have

enough money for your efforts.

Note: Some Relena bashing. Also most of the "r"s are replaced with "w"s.

Chapter 1

(The scene opens to a small country cottage)

It's a lovely morning. Birds are singing, the sun is shining.

Don't we all wish.

Okay, here's the real story (cuts to a scene with explosions

and fire burning down a building. We see 5 chibi gundams coming

out of the wreckage that used to be a toy store).

Chibi Heero: "Mission Complete."

Chibi Duo: "That will teach you for not having Gundam

Wing toys or model kits in your inventory!"

Chibi Wufie: " Injustice. That's what it was."

Chibi Trowa: "Do you guys wanna hide in the circus again?

Thewe is..."

Chibi Quatra: "Noooooooooo! You said we could hide at my

house! I don't wanna go to the ciwcus again! It was dark!"

C.Quatra starts throwing a temper tantrum and started blowing up

everything in sight.

C.Trowa: " Okay, okay. We'll go to your house, wight

guys?"

All: "Yeah. Sure."

C.Heero: "I hid C.Zewo alweady."

C.Duo: "Good."

C.Wufie: "Would some one shut Katwa up?"

C.Heero: "…" He moves over in his suit, picks up a tree, and whacks C.Sandrock in the side.

C.Quatra: "Thanks. I needed that."

And so they set off for the Winner family mansion. After about one hour in silence, C.Duo decided to sing.

" This is the song that nevew ends. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people stated singing it not knowing what it was. And they'll continue singing it forever just because. This is the song that never ends…"

C.Heero:" I will kill you Duo."

Gulp. "Don't kill me, I'm too cute to die!"

C.Heero:" That's it." C.Heero takes out his mini beam cannon and tries to destroy C.Deathsythe H.

C.Quatra: "Stop it! We shouldn't be fighting each othew. It's not wight."

C.Duo: *Blows Raspberries* "You may be wight, but he is a stinky sput face. He will fight me anyway. He is…"

C.Relena: " I finally found you Heewo! Wanna come to my pawty tommawwo?"

C.Heero: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" He then changes his target and proceeds to blow up the chibi stalker.

C.Trowa: "Good shot. You think she's gone fow good?"

C.Wufie: "I give hew ten minutes befowe she wakes up."

C.Quatra: "Let's go then!"

They all put their C.Gundams on full speed and got to the hanger where they kept their C.Gundams in less than a half an hour.

C.Quatra: "Thank you Sandrock fow getting me away so quickly." A sudden chill comes down his spine at the thought of C.Relena catching just one of them.

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C.Relena: "Dwat! They all gots away again. But when I catches dem, Heewo will stay with me fowebew!" As she says this she raised her hands in the air and laughed insanely. "Mwahahahahahahahahahaha… um, uh *cough* Opps! Pardon Me!

Chapter 2

Meanwhile at the Winner mansion…

"Now there are a few wules you must follow here. No killing, no fighting, no blood on the carpets, evewy one must have tea at 2, no going in this woom, no going in that woom, take a nap at 4, go to sleep at 10,no touching this, no rough housing, no loud noises (except for me!), no guns, no touching that…"

C.Duo: "Bladdy, blahdy, bladdy, blahdy, blah. No, no, no, no…" He walks around pretending to be C.Quatra.

C.Quatra: "And lastly wule #3,978; don't make me mad!" He turns around and sees C.Duo mimicking him. He throws yet another big fit. "I'm gonna get C.Zewo, then you'll pay. *Sniff, sniff* Every one will pay! All go BOOM!! You not nice, stink-head…" And so it goes on for 4 minutes until one of the chibi's smacked him in the back of the head.

C.Duo was holding a mini-scythe. "Shad up, you baby."

C.Wufie: "I gotta see this battle. I bet Duo wins."

C.Heero: "The little guy'll win."

C.W.: "Oh, yah. I'll bet you 20 candy cowns that Duo will win."

C.H.: "Ok, be prepared to pay up in full."

C.T.: "Ummmm…I don't think this is such a good idea. Maybe we should just take a nap."

C.Q.: "2:30. Aftew tea time. You won't last 'til nap time!"

C.T.: Hmmm … How can I stop this…I got it! "Katwa, Duo. You can't fight hewe."

C.Q.: "Why not?"

C.T.: "It's against the rules."

Both dueling chibis: "Oh yeaaa… Oh well."

C.H.: "…"

C.W.: "They can fight off the Winner property." I didn't make a bet to watch Twowa wuin it.

And so time past, slowly at that.

C.D. decides to sing more songs.

C.T.: "What's next? He already sang 'The Lion King' and 'The Little Mirmaid'. Hey, Duo, what about 'Mary Poppins'?"

C.D.: "Chim, chimminy, chim, chiminy, chim chim chewy. A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be. Chim, chiminy, chim, chiminy, chim chim chewow…"

C.W.: You had to open your big mouth didn't you? You big, dumb, stupid, weakling."

C.Q.: (Trying to yell over the new chaos in the room)"Tea time!"

C.H.: "Grrrr…"

C.Q.: "Is anyone listening to me?"

C.H.: "Omaeo o korosu."

C.Q.: "Who is it this time?"

C.H.: "Every one."

The other 4 Gundam pilots: "Gulp." Dead silence entered the room as every one sat down for tea.

C.D.: (in a sudden outburst) "I don't like tea!"

C.Q.: "Too bad!"

They both tried to imitate C.Heero's death glare, until C.Heero decided to join the staring contest.

The two chibis: "I give up!"

C.W: "It is time to see those two weaklings fight. And its time to see me win the bet."

C.H.: "Hmmmm…"

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What will happen to our faithful characters? Who will win this chibi duel? How long before the end of this story? All the answers and more on the next chapter of The Chibi G.W. Adventures!

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Ok, I need your help here. I need your honest opinion of the story. Tell me if I should continue this story or just quit writing all together. Please be a responsible reader and review the story. See ya in the next chapters (maybe).

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