Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Christmas Surprises ❯ The Doctors! ( Chapter 14 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam wing or anything to do with it.

Authors note: Pairings = 1x2x1, 3x4x3, 13x5x6, plus many more mentioned. This is Yaoi, plus an added mix of Yuri. Many lemons, limes, and a bit of citrus for

flavor. If you DO NOT like slash, then this story is not for you! Just press your lovely back button and have a nice day. Also, thank you Jess for being my muse and co-writer, and Courtney for being my second muse! Umm, I forgot to mention, major OOC on quite a few characters. Not all, but still a few. I suppose, tho, that sex will do that to a person. ^_~ Oh, and slight Relena bashing in the chapters to come.

Rating: NC-17

Christmas Surprises

Previously; the Gundam gang goes on a Christmas vacation to one of Quatre's many cabins. Quatre and Trowa get together, and bring Duo and Heero together also

unknowingly. Heero and Quatre find out that they're pregnant with Duo and Trowa's children, because of an `evil' experiment on Dr. J's part. They get teased at the office, and Relena goes after Heero. Duo and Trowa propose and soon are engaged to their loves. The wedding is planned and Heero finds out Sally's secret. Heero's gunna have

twins! They are now married and moved into their new house. They spend yet another holiday together, and soon go into labor. The twins, Haruka and Chastity, are born (gomen about the weight thing, I wrote that chapter kind of late) and what is going to happen to Quatre and Trowa's baby? Absolutely nothing! Yay! Hannan is fine, stubborn, like Quatre, but he is completely fine. (Isn't the tail just so cute?! I am not getting it cut off, Sakura!) Wufei, Treize, and Milliardo spill the beans so to speak to the four new parents, and their Daughter, Mariamaia (Maria for short from now on.) They are going to adopt? (But that's a whole `nother story my friend.)

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"Trowa? Where's Hannan?" Quatre asked, walking out of the nursery and into their bedroom.

"Umm, I dunno. I don't have him. He was sleeping last I checked." Trowa answered, scrubbing his hair dry with a towel.

"When was that?" Quatre asked, worry lines creasing his forehead.

"Before I got in the shower." Trowa ran a finger along Quatre's forehead, easing the lines away, "You're too young for those lines, little one."

"MM." Quatre answered.

"If it will make you feel any better we'll go ask Heero and Duo if they have Hannan. He might be playing with the twins or something."

"Trowa, they're two *month's* old, not two years. I doubt they do anything but sit there and stare at each other.

"Quatre, our children are smarter then most. Haruka is already laughing, and Chastity is grabbing things. They are maturing much faster then most babies. Hannan can hold his head up already, and looks about ready to roll over. I'm quite confident that they can play together." By this time they had reached the living room, where Duo and Heero were cuddled together, reading a book.

"Do you guys have Hannan?" Quatre asked, looking around the room.

"Err, no. The twins are down for a nap." Heero replied, "Why?"

"Cause, Hannan's not in his crib!" Quatre replied, the worry lines back on his forehead, and this time, Trowa didn't bother to remove them.

Duo looked towards the door leading to the recreation room, "You know, Haruka has been awfully quite. They've been down for a nap for like, twenty minutes or so."

"We wouldn't have heard them anyway, not with this music going." Heero replied, untangling his arms from around Duo as he stood up. Duo followed him up and together with Quatre and Trowa; they walked to the twin's nursery. Heero slid open the door and allowed his eyes to adjust to the dim light from the lamp on a dresser, and looked at the cribs. Empty.

"What the…" Duo pushed passed Heero into the room, flicking on the light switch as he went, "Heero, our kids are gone!"

Heero walked into the room, and then stopped, eyes going wide with understanding. Duo must have thought the same thing, because as he turned and looked at Heero, his eyes were glazed with the same understanding, "The doctors." They muttered.

"What!?" Quatre exclaimed, as a lone tear escaped down his cheek, "You mean the same guy that gave me a chance to have Hannan, stole them from under our noses?"

"Apparently. I just wish I knew where…" Heero trailed off, his eyes stared unseeingly out of the nursery window as he turned his thoughts inwards. It didn't last, his eyes snapped to attention as they fell on something outside. He ran to the window and pointed, "That house has been there for ages! It's old and looks deserted! The perfect place to hide."

"What if they weren't hiding? What if we just failed to notice?" Quatre questioned, logic and truth dripping off his words like water.

Heero, on the other hand, didn't want to believe it, but it seemed he didn't have a choice "Not hiding? I suppose. I mean, we have been a bit pre-occupied. His eyes strayed to his in and Duo's bedroom, "But just in case…" He walked through the door and to the closet, pulling his and Duo's gun from the top shelf. He tossed Duo his gun, "Here."

Duo held up his gun, staring at it like it didn't belong in his hand, "Haven't held this in months." He muttered.

Heero turned to Trowa and Quatre, "You best get yours." The two nodded and walked out, then met up with Heero and Duo in the living room near the sliding doors.

"Let's go."

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"Alright, Haruka, open your mouth…" Garrett mumbled.

"Hold it right there, Prof." Duo said, holding the gun up to his head. Professor G. jumped slightly and shook his head at Duo.

"Duo, my lad, how many time's have you held that gun up to me? Over a hundred. And you have no need to worry about your children. We are not going to hurt them." Garrett smiled and held up a q-tip, "I was just going to check his gums." Duo stared at him, jaw dropped.

"He's right you know. There were so many things that could have gone wrong with this experiment. The male body not being able to produce the egg…" J said walking into the room, holding Chastity in his arm.

"Erm, yeah, meant to ask about that one…" Quatre trailed off.

"Hormones, boy, hormones. The part that surprised me most was that you kept in shape, and didn't get unsightly curves or breasts. What explains that is your body didn't have enough of a certain hormone to produce the milk, like most females. I just couldn't see my best pilot with boobs." J looked down at Hannan, who was sitting on a mat, "The children are quite healthy. We wanted to make sure everything was fully developed, I'm sorry to say that Ms. Po just didn't know what to look for. Many things could have gone wrong. But, sufficed to say, they didn't, and that is a very good thing."

Heero looked at the doctor, "Why did you take them? Why didn't you just ask us to allow you to examine them?"

J gave Heero a sad look, "Would you have let us?" Heero looked down at the floor. J nodded, and the set Chastity down next to Hannan, "You wouldn't have given me or Garrett the time of day to explain what was going on. We watched for two months to find out what habits you had set up since their birth. We noticed that Trowa always took a shower during Hannan's nap, and that Quatre always worked in his office. Heero and Duo took that time to relax, read, and listen to music, or watch a movie." J chuckled, "It was hard the first month, because you all had your little quirks about their safety. Getting up every few minutes to check if they were still breathing, or sleeping. But you mellowed out, and we knew we had to check those kids soon, before a problem arose."

Heero nodded his understanding.

J nodded at the three on the mat, Haruka joining them after his `dentistry' once over, "Those three are going to grow and mature much fast then normal kids. They are the children of Gundam Pilots, who are smarter then most, and definitely more mature." He glanced at Duo, "Well, in most cases." He smirked as Duo pouted, "You'll have to watch them. Instead of crawling at six to seven months it could be at three to four. Talking, walking, reading, writing. These things are all going to happen earlier then most. So books are of no use to you unless, you up the age selection a few months."

"Are we capable of having more children?" Quatre asked, looking at J.

"Yes. You're body will still be able to produce. I just have to figure out how I managed to avoid that p.m.s. aspect…" He trailed off, muttering to himself, and then jumped as he felt four pairs of eyes on him, "Er, anyway…If you would like, if you ever become pregnant again, I could become your doctor. I know what to expect, and there is a chance that each of your pregnancies are going to be different. However, if you do not want anymore children, we could tie up the tubes, which leaves you with an option for in the future, if you ever decide you want more."

The two couples exchanged a look with their significant others, and then at J, "We'll have to talk about that later." Trowa looked down at his son and nephew and niece, "Have you fed them yet? It's after their nap time."

"As a matter of fact, I was going to go finish the lunch I was making for ourselves and the three stooges." Garrett said, heading towards the door, "Would you like to join us?"

The four shrugged, "Sure, why not." Quatre replied.

"As long as it's not that oatmeal shit…" Duo muttered under his breath.

"I heard that Duo. And no, it's not. I made forgotten chicken." Prof. G. said with a grin as he walked out.

The pilots turned green at this.

"It's just chicken and rice, left in the oven for a few hours. It is called forgotten because you are not supposed to look at it." J said, rolling his eyes, "Well, grab your children and let's go. I'm quite hungry."

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"Why did you do this particular experiment?" Trowa asked, pushing his plate away from him.

"Well, I was studying the sociological aspects of the world, and I noticed the percentage of gay couples rising. If that percentage kept up, the human race would eventually die out from lack of re-production. I wanted to keep an option open for those who wished to have children. Many are adopting, which is good, because there are many orphans out there, but most wish for their own children, but can't get it up for a female."

Quatre blushed, "Umm, too much information, thanks."

J laughed, "Of course, there are surrogate mothers, but that goes back to my original point."

"Why us?" Heero asked after swallowing the food in his mouth.

"You were immune to practically everything done with you, so I wanted to see if the male body could hold female organs. If Heero's body rejected it, it wasn't going to work. And as for Quatre, well, he just reeked of gayness."

"Hey! I resemble that remark!" Quatre exclaimed, interrupting J.

"I know. Be grateful you are not a femmie gay. Not that there is anything wrong with them, it just wouldn't have been a very appropriate image for a Gundam pilot."

"Yeah, well, thanks for lunch." Duo said, rubbing his stomach, "I think it's time to get the kids home and," he sniffed, "Change them."

"Of course, of course." J said, standing up with a flourish.

"We appreciate this a lot J." Heero said, whilst pulling Haruka out of the high chair next to him.

"Of course." J walked them to the door.

"J, I would like you to be Hannan's, and any other children we should have, pediatrician." Quatre said.

"I would be honored Quatre." J smiled to G, an honest, non-evil smile. G smiled and shook his head.

"I too, want you to be the family's pediatrician. Haruka likes you, and he doesn't like anyone." Heero smiled down at his baby boy and this time, J was glowing like a light bulb.

"Heero, coming from you, this means a lot. Thank you."

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THE END!

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OMG! I finished the story! It only took me approx. a year. Amazing. There is definitely going to be a sequel. I already started it. Haruka is sooooo cute. ^_^ Ja ne for now!