Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Dear Sally ❯ Dear Sally part 7 ( Chapter 7 )

Disclaimer: I do not own the Gundam boys or any other character from the series.

Warnings: There will be Lemon and NC17 (trust me ^_~ )

Pairings: 1+2,1x1, 2x2, 2+H, 1+R, 3x4, 5xS, 6xN, HxR ,1x2x1.

(authors note If you notice a change in pairing I have changed it from DxR to HxR not even I can bring myself to put Dorothy with Relena. Dorothy creeps me out)

Rating: NC17 occasional fluff.

Author: Ryouga.

Title: Dear Sally

Dear Sally 7/?

"The knife and fork had a baby. And they named it spoon. And the spoon ran away with the plate and they had a baby. And it's name was saucer." Trowa grinned as he played around with the cutlery on the table.

"Wait; I thought the fork was gay?" Hilde said, puzzled.

Duo laughed and bopped her on the head gently. " No, no, no. .. That was the pepper shaker .."

"Oh yeah. I forgot." she laughed. "That's right and he got with the salt shaker who was also gay right? And they adopted the paprika shaker."

Duo nodded, patting her on the head. "Now you've got it."

"Ok. So," Hilde continued on. "After that the ketchup bottle got with the Tabasco sauce and they had a fiery relationship."

"That's right and the soap got with the dishcloth and they had suds."

"Now that was original." the ex heavy arms pilot grinned.

Hilde poked her tongue out at him playfully.

"What about the desert spoon?" Quatre asked. "You left him out."

"He was a she remember?"

"Oh yeah, so what happened to her?"

Duo shrugged. "Got done for indecent exposure, $2000 in fines and thirty five hours community service."

"Oooh that was a bit harsh." Relena laughed.

"Maybe getting snacks for you four *wasn't* such a good idea after all, because this sounds like an old episode of that kids show Blues Clues." Heero said sculling his third 'Slow comfortable screw up against the wall'.

His voice had the hint of a slur and Duo grinned mischievously at him. "Just you keep drinking and leave the playing to us. I don't want to talk to you again until you loosen up."

Heero looked over at him. "I've run out..... again."

"Fine. Let's go get you some more then." He turned to the others. "Be right back I'm gonna get this stiff loosened up if it kills me." he grinned.

"Good luck with that." Trowa laughed.

"It_will happen... I will_make it happen!" the violet eyed Shinigami said grabbing Heero by the arm again and dragging him out of the seat.

"Oh look." Heero began as something brushed his thigh as he got up. "My pantaloons don't fit." he said looking puzzled.

Duo and the others exchanged glances, and grins abounded at the table.

"Er Heero, you're not wearing pantaloons, that was the tablecloth." Hilde said with a light laugh.

"Oh. Ok ... I could have sworn I was wearing some." he said as he staggered a little.

Duo's face had a semi-triumphant look about it. "See? Won't be long now." he dragged the blue-eyed boy back over to the bar.

"Can I grab two more slow comfortable screw up against the--"

"No! No more of those. I want screaming orgasms this time and make 'em strong. I missed out on an orgasm earlier and I damn well could use a couple right now." Heero teetered and Duo grabbed him, a large smirk spreading over his face.

"Ohhh kayyy, a couple of screaming orgasms coming right up." the bar tender repeated pulling an odd face.

"Hey Heero, you know how I wanted to get a pet?" Duo began, seeing his chance to take advantage of the situation. "But you said no because you already had one and it was enough to look after?"

Heero glanced over at him out of the corner of his eye. "Er we have no pets how can I say no if we have no pets?"

Duo grinned. "You were referring to me you big jackass."

"I was?" he said with a puzzle expression. "Ya know, I don't remember a thing."

"Well can we go to the pet store tomorrow because I really wanna get a rabbit? Pleaaaaaaase Heero." The violet-eyed Shinigami batted his eyelashes and held his breath as Heero pulled weird thinking faces.

"O. K. "

Duo grinned. "Yes! " he began quietly. "Maybe I should get him like this more often. I could have my way any time I liked." he said still grinning just as the bar tender returned with the order.

"If that's what turns you on buddy!!"

*Sweatdrop* "Ehehehe.... Errr... yeah.... Thanks." he blushed as he grabbed the drinks. "Heero. You'd better hang on to my T-shirt." he said as he started to move off. The blue-eyed boy reached forward grabbing the Shinigami's T-shirt, holding on tight as they headed back over to the table.

Carefully Duo placed the drinks down on the table and then turned around to help Heero sit down. The perfect soldier stood back and grinned then teetered. Duo lunged forward to grab him.

"Bonzai!!! .*thud*. OOWW!!!"

"Geeze Heero. Careful!" the braided baka said rubbing his head. "You're gonna hurt yourself. I've got a hard head." he grinned sitting the not so perfect soldier back down.

Heero smirked and grabbed one of the drinks Duo had placed on the table and in less than a few seconds it was gone. He turned to look at the blonde-haired girl beside him and an impish smile covered his face and before she could stop him he'd lifted her top and groped around.... underneath. "Hey Rels?" he smirked at the shocked, embarrassed and flustered look on her face. "This bra is wireless! Does that make it cellular?" the boy giggled dropping the girls top back down.

Hilde and Duo burst into fits of laughter, Trowa smirked and Quatre's face was the same color as Relena's.

Trowa laughed at his lover, gently placing an arm around his waist. "What are you blushing for?"

The blonde-haired boy leant over whispering into the taller boy's ear.

"Ohh, I see." Trowa smiled as the blonde-haired boy's face turned an even deeper shade of red.

"What's wrong with him?" Hilde whispered.

"He's never seen breasts before. Well at least not half naked ones and not this close up."

"Trowa!!" Quatre almost squeaked.

"Far out Quatre." Duo laughed. "All those sisters and you never once got to have a --"

"Heeeeeeey, I have an idea. Any one want to go to the park on Friday? We can have a picnic!!" Quatre suggested, changing the subject as fast as he could.

Heero picked up the last of his drink and sculled that too. "Park sounds cool, but isn't today Friday?" Heero asked, his words now starting to slow right down and slur even more.

"It's Saturday Heero. It's a quarter after two in the morning."

"But it was Friday just a few minutes ago. We haven't been here that long. We should party some more!!"

"I think it's time to get Heero home." Trowa laughed "He seems to be losing his grip a little. I mean, the man did say he thought he was wearing pantaloons!"

"I second that motion." Relena quickly added as Heero slid towards her. "Don't even think about it Heero." the blonde-haired girl blushed as he crept his hand over towards her top again. "Leave my bra out of this."

Duo got up. "Yeah, I think we should get a move on home. After all I do need my beauty sleep." He grabbed Heero and pulled him up before he managed to grope the Vice minister again. "And not only that Wu Fei'll probably come by tomorrow and let us know he's sent the report to Zechs. Damn over efficient bastard that he is."

"Ha! Jealous of Wu Fei huh?" Hilde pointed out.

"Yup! Too damn right. " the braided baka exclaimed.

"I feel sick" Heero moaned. "Can we go home now?"

TBC.....