Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Disney songs - Gundam Wing Style ❯ I won't say I'm in love! ( Chapter 4 )

THANK YOU ALL FOR READING MY FIC!! I'm so happy! This is a parody on the song "I wont say I'm in love" from Hercules.

(Sorry, no serious romance, its humour for goddess sake!)

I considered the usual het. pairings for this part (1xR, 2xH and 5xS) and I decided that Wufei and Sally was the best one for this song. Later I'll do 1xR, I promise!!

Disclaimer: Do I really have to say this? I don't own the characters used in this fiction (I'll wish I gets Duo for Christmas) or the song "I wont say I'm in love". I may changes the lyrics a little so it will fit better in the story but nothing more!

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I won't say I'm in love - Gundam Wing Style

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(All the pilots are in a safe house in the middle of nowhere. Duo's sleeping, Heero is cleaning his gun, Quatre's cooking, Trowa is reading the newspaper and Wufei is practising with his katana.)

Loud beeping: Beep - Beep - Beep - Beep - Beep …

Duo: (yawning as he wakes up) …..what is that?

Heero: (opens his laptop) Maybe a mission…no it's a message….from the scientists…

Duo: Who else?

Heero: (reading the important parts high) …an attack…a hospital…in Japan…SALLY!?

Wufei: WHAT?!

Heero: There has been an attack in a hospital in Japan. Sally Poe was located there.

Wufei: WHAT!? IS SHE OK!?

Duo: You don't have to scream…

Heero: Yeah, she's okay, but she has an broken arm and slight concussion.

Duo: Why are you worried anyway?

Wufei: …

Heero: Whatever

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(Wufei walks into his room and sits down on the bed. He sighs.)

Wufei: (starts singing) If there's a prize for rotten judgement

Wufei: (thinks) `Another strong-minded girl…'

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(Duo walks past Wufei's door when he hears something in the room. He starts listen and hears that it's Wufei)

Duo: Strange…

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Wufei: (sings) I guess I've already won that…

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(Quatre, Heero and Trowa has mysteriously appeared at the door together with Duo)

Heero: What's he doing, Duo?

Duo: Listen…!

Quatre: He-he's singing!

Trowa:…

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(Wufei looks up an at the door)

Wufei: (thinks) `I though I heard something. Strange…'

Wufei: (sings) No girl is worth the aggravation…

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(Duo stares)

(Heero snorts)

(Quatre giggles)

(Trowa is quiet)

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Wufei: (sings) That's ancient history, been there, done that!

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(Mass face fault outside the door)

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(Duo, Heero, Quatre and Trowa break into the room.)

Duo: (singing) Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'

Wufei: (stares with his mouth hanging open) Ma-ma-maxwell?

(Duo and Quatre are dressed in bright pink dresses with lots of flowers and stuff. Heero and Trowa are dressed as usual since they politely turned the request down…)

Quatre: (sings) She's the Earth and heaven to you

Heero: Why me? (sings) Try to keep it hidden

Duo: (sings) Honey, we can see right through you

Wufei: Honey?

Trowa: (singing) Boy, ya can't conceal it

Wufei: (thinks) `they heard me singing…'

Heero: (sings) We know how ya feel and

(Mass stares at Heero)

Heero: What? Do I have something in my face?

Duo:………

Heero: (snorts and continues to sing) …Who you're thinking of.

Wufei: What?!

Duo: (poking Wufei in his ribs) Sally?

Wufei: (sings) No chance, no way!

(Everyone giggles at Wufei's denial)

Wufei: (singing) I won't say it, no, no

Duo: Yes, yes! (sings) You swoon, you sigh

Wufei: I DON'T!!

Heero: You do.

Quatre: (sings) why deny it, uh-oh

Wufei: Deny what?

Duo: Why pretending?

Wufei: Shut Up!

Wufei: (sings) It's too cliché

Quatre: (starry eyed) It's not! I like it!

Wufei: (sings) I won't say I'm in love

Duo: You almost said it! Just take away the `won't'

Trowa: …

Wufei: (singing) I thought my heart had learned its lesson

Pilots: ????

Wufei: (still singing) It feels so good when you start out

Pilots: ??? (again)

Wufei: (sings) My head is screaming get a grip, boy! Unless you're dying to cry your heart out

Oh!

Duo: (interested) Cry?

Wufei: It was in the lyrics

Duo: Isn't' it very OOC?

Wufei: Nah

Duo: …?

Duo and Quatre (dances around Wufei while singing) You keep on denying

Trowa and Heero: (sings, deadpanned) Who you are and how you're feeling

Wufei: My name is Chang Wufei and you're crazy!

Everyone: (sings) Baby, we're not buying

Wufei: (sighs) …

Quatre: (sings) Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling

Duo: (sings) Face it like a grown-up

Wufei: I'm older than you!

Trowa: Like that would say anything…

Wufei and Duo: Hey!

Heero: (sings) When ya gonna own up

Trowa: (singing) That ya got, got, got it bad!

Wufei: Why are you pestering me?

Heero: It was Duo's idea!

Wufei: Oh surprise…(sings) No chance, now way, I won't say it, no, no

Duo: (sighing) Why can't you just give up?

Everyone: (sings) Give up, give in

Wufei: I never lie!

Duo: That's my line!

Everyone: (singing )Check the grin you're in love

Wufei: I'm not grinning! I never grin!

Heero: Sure…

Wufei: (sound very annoyed when he's singing) This scene won't play!

Duo: Just wait…

Quatre: We don't have much time! The fic is soon over!

Wufei: (sings) I won't say I'm in love!

(Mass sigh)

Four tired pilots: (sings) You're doin flips read our lips

Wufei: I can't.

Everyone: ???

Wufei: Reading lips.

Everyone: Oh

Duo: (sings as high as he can) You're in love

Wufei: Yeah, sure… (singing) You're way off base

Quatre: Can't you just say it and get over with it?

Wufei: (singing) I won't say it

(Mass groans)

Wufei: (sings) Get off my case!

Heero: Sorry…

Duo: Can't do that, baby!

Wufei: (sings) I won't say it

Heero: (sings) Boy, don't be proud

Duo: (talkin to Heero) Wu, NOT being proud?

(Heero shrugges)

Trowa: (singing) It's O.K. you're in love

(When Wufei still is quiet, they all leaves the room. Quatre and Duo stumbling because of the dresses)

Wufei: (sings) Oh, At least out loud, I won't say I'm in love….

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(Late in the night)

Wufei: (waking up) Oh, no , the made me sing again…

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I was out of ideas for this one, it didn't turned out so very good…