Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Disney songs - Gundam Wing Style ❯ I'll make a man out of you! ( Chapter 3 )

My third chapter in Disneysongs - Gundam Style! This one is from Mulan since … asked for this song. More requests? If you want one of those romantic songs…well…the pairings are het. (Don't get me wrong, I love 1x2 and 3x4 but I want het. in this one) Of course not anything serious (remember, it's humor!)

Oh, and I'm sorry for making an OC singing the most in this chapter. I thought about making Heero doing it

Disclaimer: I Do Not Own The Song Or The Characters! (Only Biggs is mine!) I just enjoy playing with them a little! I will return them! I have changed the song a little so it would fit in the fic. Gomen!

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I'll make a man out of you - Gundam Wing Style

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(When this chapter starts, the pilots are at a battlefield with their Gundams)

Duo: GO TO HELL! BWAHAHAHA!

Wufei: Duo?

Duo: Huh?

Wufei: I'd appreciate if you could be quiet!

Heero: In other words, Shut up!

Trowa: I need backup right now, I'm out ammo!

Duo: Coming right away! (The scythe suddenly turns off) What the fu…!

(He tries to turn it on again but the power is out. He gets attacked by a mobile suit and goes down.)

Quatre: DUO! You okay?

Duo: (sees chibi-deathscythes circling around his head) …..ouch……

Quatre: Heero! Wufei and I are surrounded; we have to return to the safe house!

Heero: The mission…

Quatre: FUCK the mission!

(Everyone shuts up)

Heero: ……OK…

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Back at the safe house:

(Heero sits at his laptop, typing when his suddenly stops and stares at the screen.)

Duo: Heero?

(He stands up and reads high to the others what Heero just had seen.)

"To all gundam pilots! We've been informed about your mission failure. Since it's the third one in a week, have we decided to send you a coach who can train you today. He'll arrive in 2 hours. / The scientists."

Duo: What the..?

Wufei: This is injustice!

Quatre: 2 hours? Oh my!

Trowa: ….

Heero: HN!

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In an hour:

(Quatre's making cookies when he drops the flour-packet. All pilots disappear in a cloud of flour. 2 seconds later they are all white. 5 seconds after that, the door opens and close with a loud BANG.)

(The all-white pilots stares at the 3 metres tall man. He has more muscles than Rashid and a dark brown long ponytail. His eyes are grey.)

The Muscle Man: Are YOU the gundam-pilots?

Quatre: (scratches himself behind his head with an embarrassed laugh) Umm….yes.

The Muscle Man: (with a loud voice) My name is Biggs, and I came to train the Gundam Pilots today!

Heero: (tries to look impressive, but is not successful) You're an hour early.

Biggs: The earlier the better!

Heero: Hn!

Biggs: Excuse me?

Duo: It's Heero language for "I don't know what to answer so I use the un-understandable Hn".

Biggs: (looking Duo over) I wasn't informed about a girl.

Duo: S-s-sorry?

Biggs: No one told me that one of the pilots was a girl.

(Heero, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei giggles)

Duo: (thinks) `This man is tough. If he thinks I'm a girl, maybe I can take it easy…'

Duo: (in a girly voice) Oh, I'm sorry. Prof. G must have forgotten to tell you. I hope you don't mind!

(4 mute pilot stares at Duo)

Biggs: …

(Wufei opens his mouth to say something about how Duo is avoiding the truth but shuts up after a Shinigami-death-glare)

Biggs: (loud) Well, let's start right now!

(5 pilots stares at Biggs)

Quatre: N-n-now? Can't we clean up first?

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(The five pilots stand outside the safe house in a line with Biggs in front of them. They're still white from the flour.)

Biggs: (sings) Let's get down to business - to defeat the OZ

Wufei: Oh NO, NO SINGING!

Biggs: (sings) Did they send me ladies when I asked for boys?

Duo: (still in his girly voice) Well, yes…

(Heero hits him in the arm)

Biggs: (Sings) You're the saddest bunch I've ever met

Wufei: EXCUSE ME?

Biggs: (gives Wufei an impressive glare while singing) But you can bet before we're through

Mister, I'll make a man out of you

Quatre: That is what I am afraid of.

Trowa: I have a bad feeling about this…

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(The pilots are running after each other in the wood; Heero first, then Duo, Trowa Quatre and last Wufei.)

Wufei: (panting) This is injustice! Why do I have to be the last one?

Duo: Cuz the author wanted you to.

(Biggs is running 10 metres ahead of them and is singing)

Biggs: (sings) Tranquil as a forest

Trowa: ….

Biggs: But on fire within

Trowa: ???

Biggs: (sings) Once you find your center you are sure to win

Duo: What the hell does he mean?

Quatre: Dunno

Biggs: (singing) You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot

Wufei: (panting) What!!!???

Heero: (glares at Biggs back)

Duo: Heero, can I hit him?

Heero: Weren't you a girl? He'll get suspicious.

Biggs: (now 15 metres ahead and still singing) And you haven't got a clue, Somehow I'll make a man out of you

Duo: Hey, I'm a girl, ain't I?

Wufei: I already am a man!

Duo: …

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(2 hours later and the pilots are still running)

Wufei: (sings) I'm never gonna catch my breath!

Trowa: (singing) Say goodbye to those who knew me

Quatre: You mean Catherine

Trowa: …

Duo: (still singing) Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym

Heero: You never went to a school!

Duo: I know

Quatre: Then why did you say so?

Duo: It fitted so well there!

Heero: (sings and looks at the other gasping pilots) This guy's got 'em scared to death

Duo: (sings in a girly voice) Hope he doesn't see right through me

(They arrive to a river. They all happily stop. Suddenly Biggs jumps INTO the river and starts swimming to the other side)

Quatre (stares at Biggs and sings) Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

Wufei: Didn't you grow up in the desert?

(They all jumps into the river while singing)

Everyone: (sings) Be a man

(Quatre starts sinking)

Biggs: (sings) We must be swift as the coursing river

Quatre: Yeah, sure…

Everyone: (singing) Be a man

(Duo dives after Quatre and soon they both appear)

(Biggs starts running again)

Biggs: (sings) With all the force of a great typhoon

Wufei: (whispers to Quatre) He's crazy…

Duo: I agree. No respect for girls…

Everyone: (sings) Be a man

Biggs: (sings) With all the strength of a raging fire

Heero: What do we actually have gundams for?

Biggs: (singing) Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

The pilots: Eh?

Duo: I already am!

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(They are back at the safe house. They are all playing American football. Everyone against Biggs)

Biggs: (sings) Time is racing toward us till the OZ arrive

(He tackles Heero and Wufei at the same time.)

Wufei: (spitting out dirt) Injustice…

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(Basketball…)

Duo: (has got the ball but sees Biggs in front of him) Ooooops…

Biggs: (singing) Heed my every order and you might survive…

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(Boxing…)

Trowa: I'm outta here!

Biggs: (sings) You're unsuited for the rage of war

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Biggs: (sings) So pack up, go home you're through

The pilots: Hooooray!

Biggs: (sings) How could I make a man out of you?

Pilots:….

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Quatre: Never again!

Wufei: (snores)

Trowa: …

Heero: I'm going to kill the scientists

Duo: Wake me up next year. Good Night

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One day I maybe can write a chapter without Wufei saying "injustice!" Please review and tell me how it was! Coxie says I'm evil. Am I?