Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Disney songs - Gundam Wing Style ❯ Hakuna Matata ( Chapter 8 )

I've had a headache for a while (hey, that's not all that strange, two of my friends have the flu..), and didn't felt like I wanted to write anything, but now I've finally made another chapter. Tomorrow I'm supposed to explain to my class how the rich lived in the old Egyptian. Interesting, huh!?

This chapter is named "Hakuna Matata", but in the lyrics, I changed that phrase to "I will kill you" You can just guess who will be singing a lot in this part..

Where's the Trowa-part that I promised, you ask? Well I haven't got any ideas about it yet, sorry!

Have I told you that I'm a beginner in writing stuff? I've been writing for about a month now, and I hope I'll get better and better!

Disclaimer: Don't own characters or the song. The change in lyrics are mine Simple as that.

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Hakuna Matata - Gundam Wing Style

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Duo: (slams the door closed behind him. He's carrying a lot of..something) I'm HOMEEEE!!

Heero: Where have you been?

Duo: Hey, I've got some cool stuff here. (He digs out a bottle with something from a bag.)

Quatre: (reading aloud from the bottle) Whisky?

Trowa: (picks up another bottle) ???

Wufei: What on earth have you gotten us, Maxwell?

Quatre: ..We're on a colony now..

Duo: This, my gentlemen, are exactly what we need right now..

(Four pilots suddenly swallows.)

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Duo: (with a bottle in his hand, and slightly dizzy) I can't, believe that you didn't want to play Truth or dare! (He gulps down half of the bottle, which was filled with something you don't want to know.)

Trowa: And tell you that I have Garfield on my boxers? No thank you!

Quatre: (Giggling like a crazy man) Or that you have porn-magazines under you bed?

Trowa: (hiccupping) That's right!

Wufei: (laughing) Hey, take a look at this. Heero and I have invented a song!

(Heero appears, with his gun. He has a mysterious look, and looks ready too shoot. Actually, he looks like James Bond)

Heero: (sings) I will kill you, what a wonderful phrase!

(Even in his drunken state, Duo sweatdrops)

Wufei: (singing, while putting an arm around Heero's tense shoulders) I will kill you! Ain't no passing craze!

(They both starts jumping around in the living room, arm in arm. Quatre, Trowa and Duo are laughing their ass of.)

Heero: (aiming at Wufei, while singing) It means no worries, for the rest of your days!

Duo: Which is not many..

Heero: (Now aims at Duo, still singing) It's our problem-free philosophy! I will kill you!

(Duo gulps and hides behind Trowa. Trowa gulps and hides behind Quatre. Now they are all safe, but Quatre and the song can continue!)

Wufei: (pointing at Heero while singing) When he was a young assassin!

Heero: (pointing at his own chest and sings) When I was a young assassin!

(They starts jumping around again, and Wufei still has his arm wrapped around Heero's. Trowa, Duo and Quatre are starting to look slightly, aw, let's face it, VERY afraid)

Duo: How much did they actually drink?

Quatre: Dunno..

Wufei: (singing) He found that his gunpowder lacked a certain appeal!

Trowa: (hooks on, and starts singing) He couldn't kill a fly, even when he tried!

Duo: Well, that's a problem, especially for an assassin..

Heero: (almost crying while singing) I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned

Quatre: (giggles at an unknown mental image) More than thick-skinned!

Heero: (singing in a sad voice) And it hurt that my friends always stood downwind!

(Duo gulps)

Quatre: How could the get all this drunk in 30 minutes?

Duo: What if they haven't drunk this much before?

Quatre: They have to! Even I am used to alcohol!

Heero: (sings) And, oh, the shame!

Duo: Hey, buddy, don't say that..

(Wufei, who had disappeared a while, now appeared with a red curly wig over his hear. He grabs Duo's braid and drugs him up from the couch and starts dancing around with him.)

Duo: (dizzy) Man Wu, Don't drink this much please. You're worse than me!

Heero: (singing while doing sit ups, by some reason) Thought-a changin' my name

Quatre: (laughing) You really think that would help?

(Everyone, and that include Trowa, Wufei and Heero, stares at Quatre.)

Quatre: Hrmm..

Heero: (shrugs and sings) Now I sit in my Gundam Wing..

(He sings louder and louder in this sentence, and Trowa and Wufei are practicing to become cheerleaders.)

Heero: (sings) Ev'rytime that I...

Quatre: (covers Heero's mouth) Hey, not in front of the Kids!

Heero: (embarrassed) Oh, sorry.

Trowa and Wufei: (Still kicking pointlessly in the air and singing) I will kill you, what a wonderful phrase, I will kill you, ain't no passing craze

Duo: Oh, geeze.. (He stands up on a table and starts singing) It means no worries!

Quatre: (stands up beside of him and does also start singing) For the rest of your days!

Duo and Quatre: (Sings while dancing with each other) It's our problem-free, philosophy!

Everyone: (singing) I WILL KILL YOU!!

(Everyone are now dancing wildly in the room. Trowa and Heero destroys a vase in an "accident")

Everyone: I will..it means no worries, For the rest of your days, It's our problem-free philosophy!

(Suddenly, everyone stops singing, until Heero pipes up)

Heero: Umm, I will kill you!?

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Owari

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This turned out really short, didn't it? 3 pages..sorry!