Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Disney songs - Gundam Wing Style ❯ Tale as old as time ( Chapter 9 )

Sorry for nor updating in a while; blame my school! Every single one of my teachers has given me loads of homework before the Christmas break. *sigh* I should really do my math instead of writing this right now, but I decided that I had to update. Hopefully, I'll update more chapters during the holiday!

This time I'm writing a 1xR. I really want to write a 2xH, but it's too much fun to write joking 1xR-chapters! The song is from "Beauty and the beast"!

Disclaimer: I don't own characters or the song!

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Tale as old as time - Gundam Wing Style

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Duo: Ahh, we're finally here in Sanq!

Quatre: It was nice of the scientist to give us a three-week long vacation.

Trowa: I heard it was Master O who decided it. Dr J wasn't too happy about it; he put up quite a fight.

Wufei: Oh?

Trowa: Yes, but O wanted to give us a present to apologize about what happened with Dr J and Professor G when they sang.

(The five pilots winced at the words)

Heero: Yes, the other scientist had tested what happened with the two of them when they drank a lot of coffee with sugar. Now they felt guilty about what happened.

Duo: Well, they SHOULD feel guilty!

A high-pitched voice: Heeeeeeeroooooo!

Wufei: Uh oh..

(Something pink and appears and hugs Heero.)

Heero: Relena..

Relena: Heero..

(They look deep into each other's eyes. When Heero finally looks up again he sees four pilots ginning at him.)

Heero: Hn!

Relena: ???

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(The pilots sit in Quatre's room at Relena's palace, talking. Everyone is there BUT Heero:)

Duo: (from the couch) Hey, where's Heero?

Quatre: I saw him together with Relena in the garden.

(The pilots stare at Quatre)

Quatre What? Was it something I said?

Wufei: ..With..Relena..? Alone?

Quatre: Yes!

Duo: (smirking) Where?

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Quatre: Duo, should we really be doing this? (He is wearing dark green clothes and his face is coloured in different shades of green as a camouflage.)

Duo: (Wearing the same disguise, but with a green military-style helmet) Shhh, Quatre! Be quiet or they will see us!

Wufei: (You can just guess what he's wearing!) It's cowardly to sneak in the bushes like this!

Duo: Shut up! Aren't you curious?

Trowa: Curiosity killed the cat..

Duo: Good thing we're not cats, huh?

Trowa: ..

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(Relena and Heero are sitting by a big fountain, coloured in pink. Relena suddenly grabs Heero's hand and puts it over her own heart.)

Relena: Heero, can you feel my heart beating?

Heero: (clueless) ???

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(The others watch the scene with big interest)

Duo: Oh, is she gonna kiss him?

Quatre: This reminds me of a song..

Trowa: Which one?

Wufei: NO! DO NOT DARE TO SING A WORD!

Quatre: (sings) Tale as old as time..

Duo: (happily) Hey, I can that one too!

Trowa: I shouldn't tell you this, but I can it too..

Wufei: God forbid me, but I know it too. Oh Nataku..

Duo: (singing) True as it can be

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Heero: (who is still trying to think of something to tell Relena, suddenly hears something in the bushes. Relena can't hear it, but someone is singing.) Eh?

Relena: Well? Heero?

Heero: (distracted) Yes, what?.. Oh, Yes!

Relena: (in a confused voice) Uhh, fine. Now, where was I?

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Quatre: (sings) Barely even friends

Duo: No shit, man. He tried to shoot her!

Trowa: (sings) Then somebody bends

Duo: You can guess whom!

Wufei: Shh, I think Heero heard something!

(They watch as Relena kiss Heero's hand before putting it down again)

Duo: (singing) Unexpectedly

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Heero: (thinking) `I'm sure I heard something' (He scans through the bushes once again and spots a chestnut braid.)

Relena: Heero? Do you think I am pretty?

Heero: ??? (Which is meant about both the question and the braid)

(Heero hears singing again. Someone is singing and sounding VERY much like Duo, Quatre and Trowa..)

Heero: Hn!

Relena: (thinking) `..What does that mean?.. He probably think I am pretty but he don't dare to tell me! Yes, that's it!'

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Duo: Eeeep, he SAW ME!

Wufei: Great, Maxwell. Now, what should we do?

Duo: (evilly) Taunt him a little more of course!

Quatre: (wearing the same look as Duo, and sings) Just a little change, small to say the least..

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(Heero is now finding it VERY hard to concentrate on the conversation he was having with Relena. He starts listening to the lyrics that his `friends are singing')

Someone that sounds like Duo: (singing) Both a little scared, neither one prepared

Relena: Heero? Are you listening on me?

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Quatre: Poor Relena..

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Someone that sound like Duo: (singing) Beauty and the Beast..

Heero: (thinking) `I will fucking kill you!' (saying) Relena, can't we go somewhere else?

Relena: Why?

Heero: ..I don't like..eh..fountains..

Relena: But it was you who wanted to go here in the first place.

Heero: ..

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Wufei: (decides to sing) Ever just the same

Duo: (singing while doing kissing motions) Ever a surprise

Quatre: (singing while giggling. Don't ask me how he did it!) Ever as before

Trowa: (singing in a monotone voice) Ever just as sure

Wufei: Why did I just sing?

Duo: ..

Quatre: Duo, you bastard! You stole Trowa's line!

Duo: It's not even a line..

Quatre: Whatever!

Trowa: (sings) As the sun will rise

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Heero: Relena, can we sit by the edge of the fountain?

Relena: (now VERY confused) I thought you didn't like fountains.

Heero: (desperate) I've changed my mind!

A Quatre-alike voice: (sings) Tale as old as time. Tune as old as song

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Duo: (singing) Bitter sweet and strange. Finding you can change

Wufei: I don't really like this song.

Quatre: (watching Heero and Relena) Why are the moving sit on the edge of the fountain?

Duo: They are moving?

Quatre: Yup!

Duo: Damn!

Trowa: (sings) Learning you were wrong..

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Relena: Heero, there's something I want to tell you.

Heero: Oh?

Relena: I..well.. Do you remember that time when you were locked into a small room together with Duo?

Heero: Yes

Relena: You were singing about something..did you..I mean..did you…mean it?

A Wufei-alike voice: (singing) Certain as the sun. Rising in the East

Heero: (thinking) `Wufei too?' (Saying) Sorry, what did you say?

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Quatre: (sings) Tale as old as time

Duo: (sings) Song as old as rhyme

Duo: How long have rhymes existed?

Wufei: (singing) Beauty and the Beast

Duo: I wonder who's the beast?

Trowa: I can guess..

Quatre: (sings) Tale as old as time. Song as old as rhyme

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Relena: (who is now VERY fed up with this conversation) Do you love me!?

A Duo-alike voice: (singing) Beauty and the beast

(Now Relena can hear the voice too. She shrieks and falls down in the fountain, taking Heero with her)

Heero: Duo, I will kill you!

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Owari!

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