Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Drabble Series #2 - Theme Parks ❯ Drabble #6 'Batman Forever' ( Chapter 6 )

Disclaimer: I don't own the G boys, I just borrow them from time to time and return them a whole lot happier. Written for pleasure not profit.

 

Warnings: Fluff

 

Rating: PG 13

 

Pairings: 1x2, 3x4

 

Summary: Wufei volunteers for the Batman stunt show.

 

Drabble #6 in the Drabble series 'Theme Parks'. A series of drabbles about the guys and their escapades at some of America's theme parks.

 

"Batman Forever"

 

December 2007 - ShenLong

 

"This should be good," Duo commented as the five ex-pilots took their seats.

 

"That all depends on your translation of the word 'good'," muttered Heero.

 

Duo had managed to drag them all into the 'Batman' stage and stunt show. Heero hadn't protested, the chance to do something that didn't involve him being thrust up, down or sideways, did not have wheels of any shape or form attached and meant he kept his feet firmly planted on the ground was more than welcome to him.

 

The arena was filling up fast and pretty soon all the seats were taken. There was a fanfare of music - loud music - and then the show began.

 

It was a combination of stunts and special effects with a story thrown in somewhere to tie it all together. The bad guys were up to no good, as usual - wanting world domination and doing their damnedest to get it.

 

"Kinda reminds me of Relena," Duo muttered.

 

"How so?" Quatre questioned.

 

"She wants to be queen of the world and all that crap."

 

"If you ask me, it's more like OZ. That Joker guy looks a lot like Tsuberov."

 

"Point taken," Duo replied.

 

"Will you two shut up and watch the show," Wufei grumbled.

 

"Ohhh, tetchy," Duo snickered.

 

"Maxwell," Wufei warned as he reached his hand into the air to smack the braided one across the back of the head.

 

"Ah, thank you, sir! We have our volunteer, ladies and gentlemen," the commentator of the show announced.

 

"Huh?" Duo and Wufei both turned to look at the show where 'Batman' was waving to them.

 

"Yes, you," Batman said and pointed directly at Wufei.

 

Before Wufei had a chance to react Duo had pushed him from his seat and he was stumbling onto the stage area. Still bewildered and not fully understanding what was going on, Wufei listened in silence to what he was being told he had to do. Being still in shock, he didn't listen all that well.

 

The plan was for Wufei to be an innocent bystander, just minding his own business. The bad guys were to grab him and use him as a hostage. Batman would arrive and save the day amid the many special effects.

 

Wufei's brain didn't make it past the 'stand over here' bit. He stood where he was told, blinking owlishly under the glare of the lights when suddenly the stage erupted into cacophony of firing guns, smoke and several bad guys all descending on him at once.

 

Instinct kicked in.

 

Seconds later, the smoke cleared. The arena fell silent.

 

Wufei stood calmly surveying the scene around him. Bad guys lay scattered all around, some were groaning softly, one or two were unconscious whilst another crawled, whimpering across the stage in an attempt to hide.

 

With a squeal of tires and the smell of burning rubber, the Bat mobile arrived. Batman jumped out, along with Robin, and stopped dead in his tracks. "What the...?"

 

"You're a little late," Wufei smirked.

 

Batman and Robin gazed around at the 'pile' of bad guys.

 

Wufei dusted off his hands and cocked his head. Giving each of the caped crusaders a look up and down, he turned to go back to his friends, then stopped to give one parting piece of advice.

 

"I'd get rid of the tights, fellas. Yuy's the only one who can wear anything form fitting like that and make it look good."

 

~ Owari ~