Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Duo's Double ❯ Wufei: "The Last Thing We Need On This Planet Is Two Maxwells!!" ( Chapter 2 )

Duo's Double??! Part 2.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Gundam characters. Just the ones I made up.

A/N: Thanks to Jae for the Femme Duo picture!! This part may get totally mad and OCC but it is a bizarre situation. Now let's go to part deux!!!!

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"Calm down Wufei!" Quatre said trying to hold back his giggles. Duo shook his head.

"I swear, whoever gave that guy a phone…" Duo muttered. Wufei's enraged screams could be heard from the phone.

"Wufei, it's just one girl! She can't do any harm!" Quatre reasoned.

"ALL ONNAS ARE EVIL!!" Wufei yelled, Quatre held the phone away from his ear.

"Just come to my place and we'll sort it out okay?" Quatre said. A click was heard from the other end. "Well that's the both of them. I really didn't think Trowa could use such fowl language! The guy barely speaks!"

"Who knew?" Duo said shrugging.

"I did." Heero said appearing from nowhere.

"GAAAHH!!" Quatre and Duo yelled. "HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!"

"The Perfect Soldier knows all." Heero replied as Duo gave him a weird look. Trowa came bursting in through the front door.

"We have a doorbell you know." Quatre smiled. Trowa gave him a Death Glare™.

"Omae o korosu!" Trowa replied.

"I am sick and tired of you people stealing my material. It's so lame." Heero said.

"Nani? Did he just say lame?" Trowa asked. Duo nodded. "Woah! This is serious!" There was a loud sound of heavy footsteps outside and people screaming.

"I specifically said NO GUNDAMS!!! WUFEI!!" Quatre yelled, walking outside to face Wufei.

"Nataku has the right to come." Wufei said.

"No it doesn't! Now put it in my garage before anyone dies." Quatre ordered. Wufei seethed but obeyed.

"I think it's a little to late to warn him about killing anyone." Duo said. Quatre smacked his head in frustration. They all sat down in the living room.

"Does anyone have any proposals of what we should do?" Duo asked.

"KILL HER!!" Trowa, Heero and Wufei replied. Quatre shook his head. Duo raised an eyebrow.

"There is no good reason to kill an innocent person just because she is lucky enough to have a face like mine." Duo said smugly. Everyone else face-faulted.

"We could go back to that store and ask her a few questions. How about that?!" Heero said sarcastically.

"Alrighty then! Let's go!" Quatre said dashing off.

"I was being sarcastic!!" Heero yelled as the rest of the G-Boys ran after him. They got to the library and Quatre had a cheesy smile. Everyone looked at him strangely.

"TO THE Q LAB!!" Quatre yelled. Everyone face-faulted.

"Q-lab??! Have you gone nuts again Quatre?!" Trowa asked. Quatre just patted him on the back. (A honourable mention in the next part to anyone who can tell me where the next scene is from.)

"Of course not Trowa!! NOW DUO, PULL THE LEVER!!!!" Quatre yelled. Duo pulled the lever and Quatre fell down a hole.

"WROOOOOOOOOOOOONNGG LEVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!" Quatre yelled as he fell. The rest of them heard clambering and muttering from Quatre as he returned to the library. "Why do I even have that lever?!" Quatre mumbled as he pulled the right lever and the G-Boys fell into a rollercoaster car. The metal seat bars clamped down and a booming voice came over a loudspeaker.

"THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TODAY. PLEASE REMAIN SEATED FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS RIDE. HAVE A NICE DAYJ!" The G-boys went on a wacky rollercoaster ride doing loops and fast rundowns.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! WAHOOOOOOOOO!!! I AM THE GREAT SHINIGAMI!!!" Duo yelled. Trowa and Wufei went a little on the green side. Quatre just sat back as if he had done this a million times before. Heero started to do his insane laugh (Ya know, the one from the first episode). They were thrown out of the rollercoaster and when they landed they were dressed in lab coats and goggles.

"Oookay?" Wufei said. "Why the hell are we dressed like something out of a Frankenstein movie??!"

"Because." Quatre replied.

"What exactly does this have to do with that girl?" Trowa asked.

"Nothing really. It's just that this is the fun way to get to the garage." Quatre replied as the rest of them face-faulted. They got dressed in NORMAL clothing and jumped in the car.

"I call driver's seat." Heero said.

"NO!" The rest of them yelled. In the end Trowa got driver's seat and Duo got shotgun. He really didn't feel like another slap upside the head. They arrived at the jewellery store.

"Won't she find it weird that you've come back? In the same day? With reinforcements?" Trowa asked.

"What's with the 3rd degree all of a sudden?!" Wufei asked.

"Don't you start with me Chang!" Trowa scolded. Heero broke up the fight.

"Not now." He said and went into the store. The others followed him. They went in and saw the same guy from before. Heero and Duo face-faulted. Trowa raised an eyebrow.

"I told you Heero needed glasses." Trowa whispered to Quatre. Duo ran up to the front desk.

"Hey, where's that girl from before?" Duo asked. The guy smirked.

"She's on her break."

"Well, could you tell us where she is?" Heero asked.

"I could but then it would damage the union rules." The guy replied. Heero grabbed his collar.

"Now you listen to me (reads his nametag) Alex. I want to talk to that girl now or else I'll have to damage your face." Heero fumed. Trowa pulled him back and let Quatre do the talking.

"Oh!! It's you Mr Winner!! How marvellous to see you!! What can I do for you today?" Alex asked as Duo's eyes bugged out.

"That is so not possible!" Duo exclaimed.

"Hello Alex. If it's not too much trouble I'd like to talk to that young lady my friend spoke to you about. See, she is an old friend of my sister's and…" Quatre explained.

"Say no more. She's out back." Alex said pointing to the backdoor. Quatre walked out that way and the others followed him. They saw Michelle sitting outback playing on a N64. The others raised an eyebrow.

"Maxwell, she's playing your favourite game." Wufei whispered. Duo nodded. Quatre cleared his throat but she still didn't pay any attention. Then there was a loud noise from the games console and she stood up in victory.

"YES!!! I CAUGHT BULBASAUR!!" She said doing a pose. She noticed that the G-boys were there and she sat down embarrassed. She looked at Heero.

"Hey I remember you! You're the crazy guy from today. Did he take his medication?" Michelle asked indicating Duo. Duo blushed as the others laughed.

"Listen, I have a confession to make. I didn't come back here to buy the ring. I came to ask you a few questions." Duo said. Michelle paled.

"W…what do you mean…questions?!" Michelle stuttered. Heero raised an eyebrow.

"Just where you come from, how old you are, your nationality…you know, the usual." Duo replied. Michelle jumped out of her seat.

"So, you know my secret huh? Well if you can't find me then you can't prove anything!! See ya suckers!" She said as she removed a flash bomb and set it off. Since they were the G-boys they were able to follow her.

"Sheesh kabab!! For a girl she sure can run fast!" Wufei exclaimed. They were barely able to keep up with her.

"This is what we get for messing with the forces of nature!" Heero yelled as he took out his gun and fired a couple of rounds at her. She dodged every one.

"Messing with the forces of nature?! THIS WAS YOUR IDEA!!" Trowa yelled.

"I was being sarcastic. Remind me to tell you what that means when we catch that girl." Heero said.

"This is getting us nowhere." Quatre said as he grabbed a scooter from a nearby citizen and chased after her. He was within reach of her and jumped on her. They rolled until they were in a very embarrassing situation. Quatre blushed and so did she.

"Oh my!" Wufei said as Quatre got up very quickly. Michelle tried to make a get away but Wufei caught her.

"You've got some explaining to do." Duo said facing her. Michelle studied his face.

"Woah. You…YOU STOLE MY FACE!!!" Michelle said as everyone face-faulted.

"WHY MEEEEEE???!" Duo whined.

End of part two…

What do ya think?? Any ideas on what Michelle is hiding?? The next part may take a while, I have a bad habit of starting three different stories at the same time. Oops. Leave a review.