Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Evil 2: Terror in Lemur City ❯ Heero! WAAAAAAIT!!!! ( Chapter 5 )

Chapter 5: Heero! WAAAAAAIT!!!!

(DON'T SUE! DON'T SUE! I'M BROKE!)

Much exploration was done courtesy of Officer Maxwell, and he loved it. Duo was in the armory locker when he found a side pack filled with herbs!!!! He was looking forward to getting high later on tonight!!!!

Duo spotted the locker next to him but lost interest when he was surprised by yet another kamikaze Slobber (Licker-{as named in a journal} made the poor creature sound too kewl). Duo just couldn't understand why these mutated goofs would bother climbing on the ceiling when they are so badly flawed. He simply stepped over the dead creature and continued on his way to the parking garage.

"I better call Trowa." Duo said to himself as he took out the walkie talkie and began to speak.

"What?!!?!" Trowa's irritated voiced echoed.

Duo shook the walkie talkie, "Funny, why is it echoing?"

"Maybe, BECAUSE, I'm in the restroom---taking a PISS!!!!" He voice echoed in an angry tone. "Have you found an escape route?"

"Uh… no. I'm heading to the parking lot garage, tho."

"Do me a favor and radio WHEN YOU FIND A WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE!!!"

CLICK!

"'kay…" Duo quickly put the walkie talkie away. And continued out the door…

He entered the Parking Garage. It was half full. Some police vehicles had their hood up. They were probably being repaired before the Zombie Madness took over. He ran towards the garage gate and cursed when he saw that it was locked. That's one escape route scratched. Damm, I have a feeling things are gonna get difficult from here on. He spoke in his mind. He strolled over to the police van that blocked a path-

CLANG!!! Clank!!! Something from the entrance made a noise!!!!

Duo raced over to the aisle leading towards the entrance. He aimed his grenade launcher in every direction he could see. There was silence. Probably a mouse…Duo assured himself as he turned and headed towards the huge van blocking the door.

Suddenly Duo heard the sound of someone OR SOMETHING running up behind him. Duo hastily turned around only to see a fist flying straight towards his tummy---

"Uh---!!!!"

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Meanwhile Trowa was strolling around the upper floors of the police station. He found the fire escape and decided he should head down to where Duo was. He was a LITTLE worried about the kid running around but figured---HEY! Not his concern. He's obviously smart if he managed to outlive a WHOLE police force. He figured.

As he clambered down the ladder, he heard footsteps AGAIN!!!! This time it wasn't a tiny boy walking towards him---IT WAS AN 8 FOOT TALL GIANT LUMBERING AFTER HIM!!!! Trowa tried to jump down the ladder-but the HUGE son-of-a-BITCH grabbed his hands and started to haul him up.

"!!!---!!!!" Trowa screamed with his legs kicking frantically. "!!!!!!!!!!" He locked his long legs around the ladder in an attempt to hold on for dear life….

"Let…go..of….me, you FREAK." He growled as he tried pulling away from the Giant's grip……

But it was no use. Trowa found himself being hauled up and was about to be launched across the station---

"Leave him alone!!!" Shouted Quatre as he swung a metal bat into the Giant's back----breaking the damn thing in half. "Oh!"

Distracted by the slight tingle, The Giant dropped Trowa to the floor. He then, focused his WRATH upon Quatre and took a massive swing at him.

"This is GONNA hurt!" He whimpered.

Trowa suddenly pounced upon the Giant. He began to pounding his fists into the sides of his head. "I would say pick on someone your OWN fucking size… but I'm sure Kevin Nash has better things to do..."

Suddenly, Trowa hoisted his spry body over the Giant's head just as he was about to swat him off. The Unibanged Wonder took out his enhanced shotgun and aimed, "..!"

BLAM-O!!!!!

The newly improved seemed to affect him…pushing him back a few feet.

Both Trowa and Quatre just went bug eyed. "Daaaaaaamn!!!!" They both went over the railing, landing on the information counter top. "OW!!!!!" They both yelled in agony---busting their asses through the once refurbished wooden counter. Even Trowa wasn't prepared to make such an insane drop.

The Giant was a tad dazed before he noticed the two victims had escaped. He glared over the railing and sounded a low growl before walking.

"Great, he left…" Quatre groaned, trying to smile.

Trowa rolled out of the debris, his heavy ass created, and grunted, "No, Quatre that's NOT great. He's so big. ---the fall could've KILLED him." He struggled to his feet and searched for his fallen weaponry.

"Like how it NEARLY killed us?" Quatre returned pulling himself to his feet.

"….yes." He gathered all his stuff and headed out. "Let's go, NOW."

"Alright!!!" Quatre cheered as he hurried behind him. "I'm sticking with you! We're gonna have SOOOO much FUUUUN!!!!"

"….?" He stared. He slowly shook his head. Great, I'm babysitting. Oh bother. Is there NOTHING I can't do? He continued to head to the lobby area. "Please don't do that, AGAIN."

"…okay." Quatre replied.

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Duo's violet eyes, shot open. Am I dead!!!! He sat up with a start as he peered around the dark, stone walled room. He started to crawl around, until he fell off the desk, head first.

"OWWW!!!!! SHIT!!!" He swore in the darkness, realizing he hit concrete.

"Would it help if I did this, Officer Maxwell?" An unfamiliar voice spoke in a robotic manner. Suddenly the lights in the storage room flicked on.

A young man stood there staring at him. He appeared to be Asian (slight features say Japanese) but his blue eyes stood out, mainly because they looked natural. He was built like a miniature bouncer with his bare arms folded, and his stance seemed unshakable. He didn't look like the one to piss off…

Using the side of the desk, Duo pulled himself to his feet and spoke….cautiously, "Uhm….hello. Hey!!! How did you know my-"

"I CAN read, Officer Maxwell." The stranger replied in the same monotone manner glaring at Duo's chest.

Duo looked down at his chest---DOH!!! He IS wearing his tag! "Oh yeah! My bad."

"Hn…" He walked past Duo and headed down the corridor. "I'm sorry. I thought you were another zombie."

As Duo got ready to follow him---a sudden pain in his tummy struck him. "Argh! You're the son-of-a-bitch that hit me!!!! I DON'T look like a zombie!!!"

The Messy Haired Wonder turned around and spoke, "All the cops in here are-I just figured you were at your early stages." He brushed past him once again. "Besides, cops don't wear their hair that long."

"But zombies do?!?!" Duo retorted following the stranger down the hall.

"…..?!" The stranger paused, stopping dead in his tracks. "Fine, I was a tad hesitant. Okay?"

Maxwell nodded. The stranger swore he heard something rattling then continued his trek down the corridor.

"Hey! What's your name?"

"Why?!"

Duo snapped, "Dude! I'm an officer of the law and I'd LIKE to know the name of a civilian I plan to protect."

Riiiight…. "Fine. I go by the name: Heero Yuy." He announced in a non-caring tone. "Now that I have told you this-I may have to kill you."

"Gulp!!!" Duo stopped walking and staggered back.

Heero turned around and confessed, "I was joking." His face remained ever so stone like while saying it---it actually WAS humorous-but Duo wasn't gonna risk his life by laughing in Heero's face.

As the two survivors turned the corner and entered the jail area, Duo realized that Heero may be the guy Trowa's looking for.

"Hey, Heero-"

Suddenly a hand in the neck silenced Duo's chatter----

"Hic!!!" Duo gasped sliding to the floor.

Heero looked back and apologized, "Oh, my bad. Be quiet. Something's lurking ahead."

"…..oh…..kay…"

Then suddenly Duo could hear a familiar hissing sound from the jail area around the corner. It HAD to be one of those Licker-Slobber thingies from earlier. Obviously they pose no threat. They kill themselves before anyone else.

"It's NO biggie! Heero!" Duo proclaimed as he fearlessly marched around the corner to face the ill-fated creature. "They're so stupid. They hang on the ceilings and fall and----"

"HZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZSSSSSSS!!!!" Sounded a couple of Lickers crawling towards him. They looked awfully scary when they are on the floor---ALIVE!

Heero voiced over Duo's shoulder, "They AREN'T so stupid when they are ALREADY on the ground!"

Duo staggered back, "Uhm…I know this now…..Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiye!!!!" he spazzed, only to be knocked aside by Heero.

"Hn." He hissed to himself, taking out the first Licker with a boot through the head. The second and third creature came leaping towards him. Heero simply side stepped and allowed the gravity to do the rest. Both monsters landed upon the floor FACE first-dying instantly. The fourth Licker slashed at Heero, but missed. The Perfect One just grabbed his claw for a hand and broke it.

"HAAHSHSHAHSAHSAHSHASSSSS!" The creature sounded while squirming on the ground in agony…. Until Heero stepped on its face.

Heero called out for Duo who was hiding behind a water fountain. "You can come out officer and continue to serve and protect."

Duo was a tad embarrassed but relieved. "Oh shut-up!!! I would've done something, but---"

"Hn?"

"Uhm… You PUSHED me!!!"

"Oh yeah… silly me." He smirked.

Duo was angry. He shouted, "You're being sarcastic aren't you?!?! I'm an officer of the law!!! I AM protecting you!"

"I punched you in the stomach and you passed out like a girl. You LOOK like a girl. No wonder EVERYTHING chases you!!!"

"And the spandex and tank top looks intimidating?"

"Omae o korosu." Heero aimed an assault riffle at Duo. (This weapon came from where?!?!)

"Sorry…" He held his hands up and lied, "Naw dude. You look badass! You do! A monster would have to be fucked in the head to mess with you!"

"That's better."

Suddenly Duo's walkie talkie went off. "Duo, this is Trowa, I have found a survivor and I am heading towards the underground area."

Heero snatched the walkie talkie before Duo could reply.

"HEY!!!"

"Silence!" Heero spoke to Trowa, "This is Heero. I have located another route to the underground area. We will meet at point 01-03."

"…Roger, Trowa-Over and Out."

Heero handed Duo the walkie talkie. Duo snatched it back.

"I would ask, but then you'd have to kill me, right."

Heero stated, "Yes." Then he said, "I'm looking for someone else, a reporter-you know the type, always looking for a reason to get his ass kicked."

Duo arched a brow, "Uh… really?"

Heero frowned, "So I TWEAKED the damn script, Duo---just work with me: I need you to help me find a reporter named Alex-"

"I'm right here, officer!" A voice called out, all the way at the end of the cell area.

Heero and Duo raced down the area and found the reporter just chilling upon the cot, with his hands behind his head.

"Alex, I'm here to torture, beat, interrogate, and finally kill you. Can you tell me ANYthing about the G-Money virus?" Heero announced… as if he ordered for coffee.

Alex sat straight up in his cot and started to panic. Officer Maxwell shook his head.

He, non-threateningly, shoved Heero aside, and uttered, "Look, Tough Guy, why don't YOU let ME handle this…. Geez…" Duo asked Alex, "Listen, there are 2 ass-kicking agents here trying to complete a mission. He's one of them… (AND I think HE'S the meaner one)." He continued hinted towards Heero. " Could you please tell him what he needs to know about the G-Homey virus---"

Heero tried to correct him, "That's G-Mone---"

Duo shoved Heero back even further, "I GOT this, man!"

"Grrrrr."

Alex just exhaled, "Since you stated it so nicely. All I know is on this file. He walked up to the bars and handed Duo and stack of papers. "Can you believe this: The Chief of Police he helped designed THIS goofy-assed police station."

"OH man!!! That's horrible!!!" Heero and Duo gasped.

"The needless hunt for goofy-looking keys." Heero grumbled, "It wasted so much killing time. I had to waste bullets just to break through doors."

"Ugh!!!! AND all the gawddamn paper work you HAVE to collect!!!!" Duo complained as he stuffed another pack of papers into his file case. "I hate carrying this shit around. It's like I'm in school.

Alex added, "You think that's a mess, try the restrooms."

Duo grunted, "You mean the mutant cockroach motel? I don't think the Orkin Man could take 'em."

"Bullets can't take them, either." Heero added. "It seem to piss them off."

Duo focused back on the subject at hand and exclaimed, "Hey! I gotta get you outta here, Alex!" He searched himself for some keys---GAWD knows he's got a million of them now. "Hey! I can't seem to the cell key! Heero?"

Heero looked at Duo strangely, "That's odd." He searched himself for some keys… all in his spandex---!!?!?!?owch!!!!

Alex just smiled, "Hey!!! Don't bother, guys! I have the key!"

Duo yelled, "Well, come out! It's dangerous here."

"Not for me, officer. I'M safe in HERE! YOU'RE the ones out there with THEM!"

Heero said nothing, but Duo was about to go through the whole 'Well, I'm an officer of the law and it is MY duty…' dialogue until…

"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOARG!!!!!!!" Sounded something (or someone) far off.

"Hey! Get the fuck out of here before you lead it to me!!!" Alex shouted in fear. He crawled under the cot and hid. "Get going!!!"

"Hn, I'm not staying here. He'll make the perfect bait for us to make our escape." Heero took off running out of the cell area leaving Duo and Alex behind.

"Heero don't run off!!! Heeeeero! Waaaaaait!!!!" Duo called out, running after him. "Heero, Wait!!! Running bastard! Get back here!!! I'm an officer of the law and it's…"