Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Evil 2: Terror in Lemur City ❯ Things are Starting to get UGLY!!!! ( Chapter 6 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Chapter 6: Things are Starting to get UGLY!!!!

(Don't sue!!! I'm a poor starving student with nothing else better to do!)

Trowa decided that his best bet to catching up with Officer Maxwell and Agent Yuy would be to enter the underground level area through Chief Chang's office. Trowa also figured the best way to get there…. Would be to lace the office with explosives….?!?!?!

Quatre, meanwhile, is desperately searching for cookies. He noticed the Tall Teen connecting wires to lumps of clay. Hey!!! He could at least share!!! I love clay-doh, too!!! The Blonde Teen said to himself as he gobbled down a stash of shortbreads in the file cabinet.

"Whatcha doing, Mr. Barton?" he munched.

Trowa kept his eye (the other is hidden behind a curtain of hair). "Nothing, just setting up powerful explosives." He replied.

Quatre got up to take a peek behind him, "So why are you using clay-doh?"

Trowa hissed, "This ISN'T clay-doh." He turned around and got up. "This is

C-4. I am going to blow up the back wall. Let's go."

"Oh…. Why does it look like---"

"…" Trowa snatched the boy up by his head and headed out of the room. By the time they were in the lobby area (aka savepoint), Trowa felt it was safe to hit the detonator…

"Alright, when I press this button, Quatre, cover your ears and hold on to something…. Like that typewriter and storage bin in the corner over there." He ordered him.

"Okay!" The boy smiled as he turned to head towards the corner.

Trowa noticed something…. "Wait a minute! What's that?"

Quatre turned around….looking all innocent. "What, Mr. Barton?"

"What the hell is that wire coming from your hand?"

"Oh this?!!" The Blonde Arab giggled nervously, "I just wanted to take some clay with me in case I got bored-----"

"YOU DID WHAT?!??!?!" Trowa yelled. He rushed over to Quatre and snatched a piece of his handmade bomb out of Quatre's hand. "…!!!" Trowa left the room; a LOT of swearing could be heard as he stomped down the hallway, probably to reattach everything. He came back a few minutes later..still looking very pissed. "…."

Quatre huddled deep into the corner and shook his head, "I won't EVER do that again."

"…" Trowa sighed. He picked up the detonator he placed upon the desk. He slowly shook his head at the fact he was dumb enough to leave THAT in Quatre's presence and announced, "Okay… I am going to detonate this bomb I HAD TO REATTACH. And if you're hiding ANYthing else from me, Little Man---then we are BOTH gonna blow up."

"*Gulp!!!*"

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"Heero!!!!" Duo called out as he waded through the watery underground passage. "Where are you!!! It's me: Duo!!!! Come out! Come out!!! Where ever you are!!!!!!"

Suddenly he heard a thumping noise from above. He looked up and saw the biggest fucking spider leering at him.

"That's the biggest fucking spider-----aaAAAaaaaAAAAAyh!!!!" The Officer of Death screamed as he dove forward avoiding the spider's venomous spray. He took out his grenade launcher and fired.

Unfortunately, the blazing round didn't fire high enough, missing the mutant arachnid by like…..4ft of distance. Instead the round splashed into the water and made lots of bubbles.

"WTF kind of goofiness is THIS!!!! Oh shi--!!!" Duo swore as he dodged yet another spray of poison from the monster. This time, he went under and pulled out his handgun….

When he emerged from the waters, Duo saw the spider drop from the ceiling and go under. "Oh shit!!! Oh SHIT!!!" He exclaimed as he went splashing through towards the ledge. Duo could actually see the spider underwater making his way towards him. He fired several shots at the beast, but there was NO stopping this bastard. Once Duo reached the ledge, he flipped over and rolled into the wall behind him.

The mutant spider leaped out of the water and landed upon the ledge!!! It was soggy, and a bit weighed down, but it was STILL hungry!!!! He went plodding towards The Braided Wonder in a mad, arachnid dash.

Out of sheer instinct….perhaps a fond childhood memory, Duo sidestepped the spidery freak and kicked it dead in the…uhm side. The giant spider went skidding down the concrete walkway and slammed into a pole…leaving a green trail of… stuff behind.

"I GUESS the steel-toed boots serve SOME purpose after all." Duo snickered as he turned around to walk off. He suddenly found himself face-to-face with Heero, who was just standing there with his arms folded looking at him…. Strangely. "Heero?!?!"

"I GUESS you haven't REALIZED you just pissed IT off." Heero announced to Duo as the giant spider got up and with tearing ass towards him. He shoved the unsuspecting cop to the side… mainly into the water and fired 1 Magnum round into its head.

As Duo regain his footing in the water, he noticed the spider… was everywhere…on the floor or the ledge, along the walls, floating in the water…"Yuck!!!" He looked up at Heero who just stared at him… again, strangely, "You!!!!" He climbed up from the water and started to rant: "I was looking all over for you!!! What you did was stupid, reckless, and… and stupid!!!"

"I know this, Duo." Heero responded in is usual calm tone. "Perhaps you'd recall the incident involving a giant spider you RECKLESSLY and STUPIDLY turned your back on-that WOULD'VE been eating you-if not for ME following YOU!!!!"

"…" Duo diverted his eyes, trying to find a comeback…He failed!!! "Well!!! I'm the officer of the law and it is my duty to---"

"Save it, Rookie-Boy." Heero snapped shoving the officer into a wall with one hand. "I'M running this!!!" He aimed his gun at Duo and ordered, "I'm the special agent here to complete a mission---YOU'RE coming along for the ride! Either shut-up about it OR you can join your eight-legged girlfriend-splattered ALL over the place!"

"!!!!" Duo's attention was won over. There's a gun at my head! The spider was a girl??! Maybe it was trying to----ewwe-----

"Officer Maxwell. What will it be?" Heero growled. He cocked his gun giving Duo one mean death glare.

"Uhm… sure thing, buddy!" Duo chirped as he started to squeeze his braid dry. "I was getting tired of the whole officer-bit anyway!"

Heero nodded before climbing down into the water and walking off. "Let's go."

Duo gawked, dropping his Braided Pride and Joy, "Wait, we hafta go back IN the damn water?!?!!"

"…Duo."

"ALRIGHT!!! Alright!!!" Duo obeyed and jumped down into the water, wading behind the bossy civilian.

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Trowa and Quatre walked into the 'torture' room the chief had hidden underground. They, too, found themselves stepping through liquid…only it was blood. There were body parts littered all over the floor. Obviously, the smell of rot was loud and mind-numbing.

"Trowa…" Quatre spoke out. "I think I'm gonna be sick."

"…ditto." Trowa nodded. He noticed a torso lying across a trap door. He kicked it aside and pulled on the latch. It broke open, blood went splashing all over the lower level.

"Ack!!!!" Screamed a familiar voice. "You impudent fools!!! Who dares ruins my Armani shirt and slacks!!!!" Wufei yelled shaking his fist at Trowa.

"Chief?" Trowa uttered as he climbed down the ladder. "You're the sick fuck who made the mess! Don't go bitching at me!!!"

"What mess?!?! That's not MY area!!! I let some weirdo use it for research." Wufei admitted. "I never thought he'd be doing all THAT!!!" He glared up at the opening. "Who's that?!?!" he glared at Quatre who was climbing down. When he recognized him, Wufei announced, "The madman's kid. Big Surprise."

Trowa aimed his shotgun at Wufei, "What do you know about Quatre's father?"

"M-my father?" Quatre whispered. "You mean Mr. Trieze?? Where is he?!?! He's very sick and he needs my help!"

"He's a monster! He's the one doing all the yelling! Your father is the one who made the virus. Now the Parasol Corp sent these freaks here-messing up my police station!!! INJUSTICE!!!"

"Quatre's dad is a zombie??" Trowa looked puzzled. He turned to Quatre and yelled, "Why the Hell are you looking for him?!?!?"

"Because… because…"

Wufei finished for him, "You're an idiot?"

Trowa snapped, "Shut-up!" He headed down the walkway and announced, "Let's avoid trying to find him and move on---

"Pardon Me." Spoke an elegant voice from behind them.

All three looked back and noticed a man standing upon the railing. He was handsome man with light brown hair, wearing a dark blue suit under a white lab coat. He was also holding a glass of wine….?!?!

Trowa turned around and aimed his shotgun, "Quatre, Chief!!!"

"Prof. Trieze!!! You bastard!! What have you done to yourself!!!" Wufei growled, but he was still stepping back. "It's the monster!!! Quick, shot him!!!"

Trowa arched his visible brow, "What monster?!?" He said softly.

"M-Mr. Treize!!!!" Quatre whimpered, "Oh NO!!!! It's too late!!! He's a monster!!!" The Blonde Boy went running towards Trowa. "Help me!!!!!"

"?!?!!" Trowa pushed Quatre aside and yelled, "What friggin' monster!!! IT'S JUST A GUY!!!!"

Treize jumped down and slowly walked towards the three. "Young man, could you give me back my son. I need him for my experiment. He's very important to me."

Sudenly, both the Chief and Quatre were cowering behind Trowa who was STILL puzzled at the situation. "What-The-Fuck?!?!"

Wufei yelled, "SHOOT the damn monster, before it eats us!!!!"

"I don't see any monster, people!!!" Trowa argued as he continued to stare at Trieze who was getting a tad bit close. The Unibanged Wonder aimed his shotgun at Treize and grunted, "But I DO see one dead-muthafucker if he DOESN'T back up!!!"

"Young man…" Trieze's coy smile soon disappeared and turned into a snarl, "DON'T PISS ME OFF!!! GIVE ME QUATRE!!!"

"EAT IT!!!" Trowa fired, BLASTING Treize ALL the way back to the ladder and the railing he emerged from. "Huh??!! The Silent Agent gasped as the man quickly got up and dusted himself off… with the wine glass STILL intact!!!

"Now things are gonna get ugly!" Trieze growled as he suddenly ripped the railing off its supports and wielded it towards the three. "Have at you!"

Trowa ordered for Quatre to go ahead and escape to the underground passageway.

Now it was just Trowa, the Chief, and the monster(?!?!!).

Trowa just glared at Treize, "Y'know according to the script---You're supposed to be a mutated beast with like this HUGE eye dangling from the side, your flesh is supposed to be all decayed and broken up- WHY are you fucking things up?"

"Dude, shut-Up!!!! I'm supposed to be dead by now!!!!" Wufei hissed at Trowa, nudging him in the side.

Trieze simpered, "Well, HOW could I ruin SUCH perfection???! I can BE monsterous WITHOUT all the nasty makeup and props!!! I DON'T HAVE to look ugly to act UGLY-For instance-"

SMACK!!!! Treize swatted both Trowa and Wufei into the side rails of the walkway.

"No warning! That was rude, wasn't it?"

"No….." Trowa grunted as he staggered to his knees, "THAT hurt…."

"Like a bitch……" Wufei groaned in pain. "Injustice…"

Trieze frowned, "I guess… well I guess this will reveal a more…grotesque side of me…. Take THIS!!!!" He got ready to finish the job and plaster Wufei and Trowa into the surface when he received a blow to the groin….

WHOA!!! That did NOT sound RIGHT!!!

… More specifically, a hit to the groin…. With a softball bat.

"Take THAT!!!!" Quatre yelled as he swung at Trieze again with his trusty gundanium softball bat-hitting him RIGHT in his FUCKING eye!!!! "I won't let you hurt my frinz Trowa and the Chief!!!!! You NEVER let me have any frinz!!!!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaYAYAYAYAH!!!" Trieze screamed scampering away from the Crazed Blonde Arabian. "WHAT is YOUR problem, young man?!?!?!"

Quatre went after him, swinging at his leg! "You bastard!!!! Ground ME for 2 months!!! Ima Killya!!! Ima FUCKING KILLYA!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Treize managed to get one good swing at Quatre with is railing, knocking him into Trowa and Wufei. "DAMN!!!! THAT ZERO SYSTEM!!!!! DAMN YOU PARASOL!!!" He suddenly ran to the other side and jumped off the platform.

Now that the threat of Trieze is over, the battered and bruised team had time to gather their wits and hurry to safety.

Trowa crawled from under Quatre and had to ask, "What was THAT all about?"

The blonde smiled and replied, "What are you talking about, Mr. Barton?" He looked down at his hands and noticed the blood covered bat, "Oh dear! How did THIS get in my hand?" He tossed it aside and helped the Trowa to his feet. "I'm so glad you're ok, sir!"

"?!!?!!?" Great!!!! I have schizoid-babysitting duty. I wish I stayed home. I wish I stayed in bed. I wish…..

Wufei staggered to his feet and hurried towards the exit, leading to the passageway. "Let's get out of here before that monster shows up again!"

WHAT FUCKING MONSTER?!?!?