Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Wing Commercials ❯ Gundam All Herbal Shampoo ( Chapter 1 )

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Gundam T.V. Commercial 1
Gundam all Herbal Shampoo

Setting: All the Gundam Pilots are on a plane to earth

Heero: Quatre your hair looks and smells like shit.

Trowa: Yeah you pussy. Go wash your damn hair.

Quatre(gayly): Fine, just leave me alone you guys.

Quatre gets up and gayly prances to the back of the plane and enters the girls restroom.

In the bathroom Quatre picks up a bottle labeled "Gundam All Herbal Shampoo" and squirts
some on his hair.

The bathroom door bursts open.

Quatre: I've got the Urge!

Wu Fei and Duo jump out of their seats.

Wu Fei and Duo(in deep voices): Hes got the Urge!

Heero: Oh no! He used Gundam all Herbal Shampoo.

Trowa: No shit sherlock!

Quatre and the others continue to sing.

Trowa: Can't take much more.

Trowa pulls out a black remote with a red button in the middle and pushs it.

The plane explodes.