Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Wing Commercials ❯ A sad clown guy named Trowa ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Trapgunner 
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 1 | Words: 245 | Visits: 364 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 1 | Words: 245 | Visits: 364 | Status: Completed
Gundam Wing T.V. Commercial 2
A sad clown guy named Trowa
Narrator: Do you have trouble keeping your mech safe?
If you do than you should call 1-800-A-SAD-CLOWN-GUY-NAMED-TROWA.
Then we will rush you a sad clown guy named Trowa to protect your mech.
Here is an example of Trowa at work.
Setting: A dimly lit hangar containing the Shenlong gundam.
Quatre dressed up as the hamburglar creeps along to the Shenlong.
Trowa(in sad clown costume) appears from behind Shenlongs leg.
Trowa: Stay away from the Mech Mother F*cker!
Quatre(nervously): I wasn't going to steal it honest. I
was just looking for cheese burgers.
Trowa pulls a gun from behind his back and procedes to
blow Quatre's brains out.
Narrator: Now lets here from satisfied users.
Wu Fei: I don't know how many times a sad clown named
Trowa has protected my Shenlong from that pussy
Quatre. I quess Quatre wants a mech
that isn't a total piece of crap like that gay
Sandrock.
Duo: Before I got a sad clown named Trowa I often
found my Deathscythe graffitied with racial slurs.
Such slurs as Duo is gay or the great destroyer
can bite my ass. Trowa put a stop to that let me tell
you.
Narrator: So remember when you need your mech protected
call 1-800-A-SAD-CLOWN-GUY-NAMED-TROWA.
note from the author: Have any more commercial ideas? E-mail me at TrapGunner59@hotmail.com and
I might put them in my next Gundam wing commercial.
A sad clown guy named Trowa
Narrator: Do you have trouble keeping your mech safe?
If you do than you should call 1-800-A-SAD-CLOWN-GUY-NAMED-TROWA.
Then we will rush you a sad clown guy named Trowa to protect your mech.
Here is an example of Trowa at work.
Setting: A dimly lit hangar containing the Shenlong gundam.
Quatre dressed up as the hamburglar creeps along to the Shenlong.
Trowa(in sad clown costume) appears from behind Shenlongs leg.
Trowa: Stay away from the Mech Mother F*cker!
Quatre(nervously): I wasn't going to steal it honest. I
was just looking for cheese burgers.
Trowa pulls a gun from behind his back and procedes to
blow Quatre's brains out.
Narrator: Now lets here from satisfied users.
Wu Fei: I don't know how many times a sad clown named
Trowa has protected my Shenlong from that pussy
Quatre. I quess Quatre wants a mech
that isn't a total piece of crap like that gay
Sandrock.
Duo: Before I got a sad clown named Trowa I often
found my Deathscythe graffitied with racial slurs.
Such slurs as Duo is gay or the great destroyer
can bite my ass. Trowa put a stop to that let me tell
you.
Narrator: So remember when you need your mech protected
call 1-800-A-SAD-CLOWN-GUY-NAMED-TROWA.
note from the author: Have any more commercial ideas? E-mail me at TrapGunner59@hotmail.com and
I might put them in my next Gundam wing commercial.