Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Wing - THE MUSICAL!!! ❯ The kick-ass opener! ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam wing. If I did own Gundam wing, however, Duo would have an even bigger ponytail, Trowa would talk a little more, and Quatre would be replaced with a break dancing monkey.

However, I do own most of the song lyrics from this story, as apart from a couple of corruptions of other songs, most of these are original.

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BEN MYATT PRESENTS:

GUNDAM WING: THE MUSICAL!

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Narrator: In the year after colony 195, the Gundam pilots have finally reached a peaceful…

Chang: erm, excuse me?

Narrator: what the hell do you want?

Chang: who are you, and why the hell are you talking out loud about our backstory?

Narrator:… you know, I never really figured that out. Oh well.

Heero: o…kay. That's really scary, you know?

Narrator: really? You think?

Chang: `fraid so.

Narrator: so… I'll be leaving then?

Heero: Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Narrator: *at door* …bitch. *Leaves*

Heero: okay. That's him gone. Now, what were we doing?

Quatre: I think that, for some reason, we were going to introduce ourselves in song form.

Duo: oh… crap.

Chang: …is there honour involved?

Quatre: …yes. Yes there is.

Heero: *quietly* why the hell did you tell him that?

Quatre: *quietly* Can you think of a better way to get him to sing?

(Music strikes up. All the Gundam pilots line up next to each other.)

ALL except Trowa:

We five Gundam pilots

Sent here to kick ass.

No matter where we come from,

We all have shadowy pasts.

We pilot great big mechas,

With great big weapons too.

We always end up angsty,

No matter what we do.

Heero:

I'm called Heero Yuy,

I pilot Zero-wing.

With my kick ass fighting sty-le,

I blow up everything.

I always seem to be cold,

Cos no one knows me well.

There's only one girl that I like,

The rest can go to hell.

I wear my cool green tank top,

And cool baggy pants too,

I look quite like a grunger,

When really I'm just damn cool.

ALL except Trowa:

We five Gundam pilots

Sent here to kick ass.

No matter where we come from,

We all have shadowy pasts.

We pilot great big mechas,

With great big weapons too.

We always end up angsty,

No matter what we do.

Duo:

I'm the one called Duo,

The Lord of Death I am.

I pilot Gundam Deathscythe,

Your soul is what I'll damn.

I've got a long ponytail,

And dress like a priest,

Go up against me and,

You'd better prepare to face the beast.

I'm bouncy and I'm happy,

I even sing quite well.

I've got a girl called Hilde,

So my love life's goin' pretty well!

ALL except Trowa:

We five Gundam pilots

Sent here to kick ass.

No matter where we come from,

We all have shadowy pasts.

We pilot great big mechas,

With great big weapons too.

We always end up angsty,

No matter what we do.

Quatre:

I'm the one called Quatre,

With blonde hair not in a spike.

Although I blow loads of stuff to hell,

Peace is what I like.

I pilot the Gundam Sandrock,

With those kickass double blades.

I come from a rich family,

So hell, I've got it made!

I may be a test-tube baby,

But I got over it long ago.

I want to bring peace to the world,

So hang on here we go!

ALL except Trowa:

We five Gundam pilots

Sent here to kick ass.

No matter where we come from,

We all have shadowy pasts.

We pilot great big mechas,

With great big weapons too.

We always end up angsty,

No matter what we do.

Trowa: I'm called Trowa Barton, I pilot Gundam Heavyarms, and I don't sing.

…seriously, I'm not singing.

ALL except Trowa:

We five Gundam pilots

Sent here to kick ass.

No matter where we come from,

We all have shadowy pasts.

We pilot great big mechas,

With great big weapons too.

We always end up angsty,

No matter what we do.

Chang:

I'm the one they call Chang,

The Shenlong pilot, yo.

Cos I have a real complex,

I think the weak blow.

I still fight to protect them,

Cos they cant do it themselves.

I'm really hung up on honour,

It's all that matters to me.

My best friend is my Gundam,

That's how weird I am, see?

That said, I still can kick ass,

So get the hell out of my way.

ALL except Trowa:

We five Gundam pilots

Sent here to kick ass.

No matter where we come from,

We all have shadowy pasts.

We pilot great big mechas,

With great big weapons too.

We always end up angsty,

No matter what we do.

(All stop singing, apart from Trowa, who never started in the first place.)

Heero: … that was possibly one of the weirdest experiences of my life.

Quatre: weirder than when you started glowing after your first time in WING-ZERO?

Heero: …Yeah, this was much worse.

Quatre: oh. Cool.

Trowa: you guys all looked like complete retards, you know that?

Chang: Hey, even Heero got into the spirit of things. There was much honour in singing that song.

Trowa: *glances at Quatre.*

Quatre: *shrugs* hey, it worked, didn't it?

Chang: what're you guys talking about?

Quatre: Erm… nothing. *Sweatdrops*

Duo: *looking in from kitchen* Who wants pancakes?

Chang: Ooh, Pancakes!

(They all go through to the kitchen.)

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