Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Wing - THE MUSICAL!!! ❯ this is not a tenacious D ripoff - this is just a tribute. ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter two:

This is not a Tenacious D rip off… This is just a tribute.

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(A room, with a high backed chair. The phone rings, and a hand reaches out.)



Lady Une: *on phone* There are Gundam pilots out there. Go defeat them.



Bill: okay. On my way.



(Stands up and leaves.)

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(The Gundam pilots ship.)



Duo: So, this Bill dude is coming to fight us? So what?



Trowa: Dumbass, Bill is one of the best MS pilots in the universe.



Quatre: some might say, THE best.



Trowa: Me and Quatre have faced him before. We barely made it away.



Heero: *looking intense* what was it like?



Trowa: well… *picks up a guitar. *





Quatre: This is the story of the best pilot in the world…tribute.

Long time ago, me and my brother Trowa here, we was piloting down,

This long colony road.

When all of a sudden, there shined a shiny MS,

In the middle, of the road.

AND HE SAID!



(Flashback.)



Bill: Fight the best pilot in the world, or I'll kill you both.



Quatre: well me and Trowa,

We looked at each other,

AND WE EACH SAID!



Trowa and Quatre: Ok.



Quatre: and we did the first thing that came to our head,

Which just so happened to be,

To fight the best pilot in the world, the best pilot in the world!



(Flashback of the Battle.)



Look into my eyes and it's easy to see,

No zero-1 or zero-2 just zero-4 and zero-3 it was destiny,

He whupped our asses all over the floor,

We stood up and he whupped us some more

We were really poor…



(The Heavyarms and the Sandrock have been flattened. Bill's Custom Leo-N stands victorious.)



Needless to say,

We both were stunned!

A WHIP-CRACK! Went his heat rod,

And the battle was done

We asked him:



Quatre and Trowa: Be you Merquise?



And he said Nay; I am but Bill, ROCK!



Quatre and Chang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!



Quatre: We are not the greatest pilots in the world, no, we are just a tribute.



We could not beat, the greatest pilot in the world, no, so this is a tribute!



Oh, guys, to the greatest pilot in the world, oh guys, the greatest pilot in the world oh guys, he was the best freakin' pilot the greatest pilot in the world oh guys.



(Does the weird skibby-doo thing. If you've seen the Tenacious D video for "tribute", you'll know what I mean.)



(Trowa puts down his guitar.)



Chang: Wow… Trowa sang!



Trowa: dude, I didn't sing. I just took a talking part.



Chang: …oh.



Heero: So this guy was tough?



Quatre: Very. He took out two Gundams by himself!



Heero: yes, however, one was piloted by you, and Trowa probably ran out of ammo again.



Quatre: HEY!



Trowa: it's a fair assessment.



Duo: Okay, okay. Maybe we should split up to take this guy out.



Trowa: I'm not sure that's a good idea. I think that maybe only Heero would even stand a chance, since he has the ZERO system.



Duo: *glares* or maybe you could just stab the guy with your fringe.



Chang: Duo, Trowa's right. Much as I hate to admit it, Heero is probably the only one who could take Bill on.



Duo: Oh yeah? And whys that?



Chang: Because Heero is… ZERO boy!



*music strikes up*



Heero: oh, god…



Chang: High above the common crowd,

Gundam in the sky.

There sits ZERO boy, flying oh so proudly.

Not much to say,

When you're high above the common crowd…YEAH!!!



Quatre: ZERO boy!



Chang: What is the secret of your power?



Quatre: ZERO boy!



Chang: Oh won't you go fight far away from the common crowd now?



Quatre: And now the time has come to tell you of young Zechsy man,

Arch rival and enemy of ZERO boy, with abilities SIMILAR TO ZERO BOY'S!!!

What abilities you ask?

How about the power to fight - that do anything for ya?



Heero: That's just our mobile suits, Quatre!



Chang: How about the power to crack a bunker,

From almost a mile away,

WITH THREE SHOTS!!



Heero: That's just my buster rifle, Chang!



Quatre: How about the power…to beat Bill?



(Trowa starts doing a guitar solo again.)



Chang: Mysteries of ZERO boy, and young Zechsy man,

A secret to be told,

A past to be unfold,

And blasting forth in three-part harmony, GO!



Quatre: ZERO boy!



Chang: What is the secret of your power?



Quatre: ZERO boy!



Chang: Oh won't you go fight far away from the common crowd now?



(Music fades. All the pilots look at Heero expectantly.)



Heero: …Okay, okay! We'll split up and look for Bill, and then I'll fight him, alright?



Duo: That's all we ask.



Chang: it is an honourable thing you do, Heero.



Heero: Oh, shut up, Chang.

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(Down on earth, in the Earth Sphere Unified Nation headquarters.)



(Relena is sitting at her desk.)



Relena: *sigh* I could really grow to hate this job.



(Looks out of the window.)



Relena: oh, Heero. Where are you right now?



(Maestro, MUSIC!!!)



Relena: I've been waiting here,

Sitting at this desk.

Since you disappeared,

I just cannot rest!

I've wondered where you are?

What are you doing today?

Are you near or far?

Will you come my way?



Oh, there's nothing I can do.

But sit here and wait for you.

Haven't seen you for so long.

And it all just feels so wrong…



Heero, where are you now?

Where have you been all this time?

Heero, I miss you so,

Without you, the time doesn't flow.

I'm trapped here,

In a timeless void, without you.



Days just seem to drag by,

Drifting all away.

And I wonder if there was something,

I could do to make you stay.

When you passed out into my arms.

I just felt so complete.

How can something so beautiful,

Now taste so bittersweet?



It all just seems so wrong,

For such a short time you were here.

Turned around and you were gone.

Leaving me back in the rear.



Heero, where are you now?

Where have you been all this time?

Heero, I miss you so,

Without you, the time doesn't flow.

I'm trapped here,

In a timeless void, without you.



(Song ends. Relena looks down sadly at the taped together letter on her desk, and absently picks up the Teddy lying next to it. She sighs again.)



Relena: You'd better still be alive; Heero Yuy, or I swear I'll kick your ass. My pacifism doesn't apply to you.



(Lady Une looks in.)



Une: Miss Relena?



Relena: Oh. Hi, lady Une. How's Mr Treize?



Une: Well, ever since a freak genetic accident miraculously brought him back to life, there's been something different about him.



Relena: Like what?



Une: He seems to want to sing all the time, and he's obsessed with stopping the Gundam pilots. Still.



Relena: …that's just so wrong.



Une: Tell me about it. Anyway, are you ready for your escort home?



Relena: Yes, thankyou. What's he done about the Gundam pilots then?



Une: He's sent out… Bill.



Relena: Bill! As in ace pilot Bill?



Une: The very same!



Relena: As in anonymous hired mercenary Bill?



Une: Of course?



Relena: As in my ex-boyfriend Bill?



Une: Ye… huh?



(Relena realises she's let too much slip.)



Relena: oh… erm… crap.



Une: …explain it to me later. C'mon, lets get home.

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(A/N)



NEXT EPISODE: The Gundam pilots go Bill-hunting, Relena mopes a little more, and we meet the gangsta-rapping manganac corp!

see it all in the next chapter of;

GUNDAM WING: THE MUSICAL!!!

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