Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ GWvsSM ❯ And the BEAT goes DOWN! ( Chapter 5 )

Chapter 5:

And the BEAT goes Down….

"You're gonna get it now, you Nega Trash!" Luna snarled at Duo. "He's the true Guardian Prince of Earth: Tuxedo Mask!!!"

"….?!?" Heero sounded.

"Trash!!!" Duo huffed. "I am the GOD of Death. The Great Shinagami! The Walking Can of Whoop-ASS--- AND you have the NERVE to call me TRASH!!!!?!?"

He grabbed the black cat and launched the feline straight at Tuxedo Mask as he approached the battle area with his goofy monologue about the Sailor Scouts to never give up hope and some junk.

"GWOK!!!" The caped dork sounded as the cat smashed into his face.

"YEAH, BEOTCH!!!! That's what I think of your Tuxedo Mask!!! Ha!!!" Duo switched around and spotted Artemis making a run for it. "OH yeah! Double or nothing!!!!"

He circled around the white cat and served a kick to the animal worthy of a soccerball player. The cat went soaring through the air and crashed into Tuxedo Mask, just as he was removing Luna from his face.

"Gaaaaaaaah!!!!" the Guardian Prince of the Moon sounded.

"Booyah!" Duo exclaimed.

Heero could help but to laugh at the event, "…..ha…." he chuckled at a low decibal. Then all of a sudden he went back into Perfect Mode and went after Sailor Moon.

Though wounded, Sailor Venus knew it was up to her to stop the inhumane boy from killing the Princess. She gathered her strength and summoned one of her greatest attacks…. "Venus Shower---"

"INTERCEPTION!!!!!" Duo yelled in sadistic joy as he snuck up from behind and supplexed her on her head---SNAP!!!

"Pegasus! Oh Pegasus!!!! Please grant us your power!!!!" Mini Moon implored, calling forth her magical frin. "Please kill that psycho boy and his mean friends for me!"

A blinding light distracted everyone and the silence was broken by the neighs of a beautiful, white, winged unicorn. His trotted alongside Sailor Mini Moon , who pointed at Heero, then the beast went charging towards him.

"…." Heero glared in disbelief. He took out---yet--- another gun and aimed. "A horse…. A gawddamn horse is coming after me….. could this get any more… goofy." He voiced at a low, robotic tone.

Trowa stepped in the way.

"Out of my way, Trowa."

"Why don't you tend to the bleeding hole in your chest Tuxedo Mask gave you and let me deal with the horse."

Heero glanced down and noticed the gaping hole the thorned rose had left in him and grumbled, "…..fine." he walked off and went to the medical kit (gift from nurse Trowa) in his Wing Zero. "…damnit!"

"Don't worry, with the priss out of commission, I'll deal with Sailor Moon and Mini Moon." Duo smiled as he waved to Heero who was stalking out of the battle area to repair himself. "I'll make sure you're not disturbed while you stitch yourself up…hm?" Duo got nauseous again as he noticed The Perfect Soldier pulling out a large curved needle and thread from the med kit and went to work. "…..oh dear gawd."

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Back to the wrestlmania action with Wufei and Raye…

"You silly onna!!! You think you can stop ME!!!" Wufei yelled as he tossed the brunnette overhead crashing her into the trunk of a nearby tree. "I'll show you why onnas should stay at home and bake pies!!!!"

Sailor Mars went back on her feet and threw a large rock at Wufei hitting him in the arm, for missing the face. "Bitch!! I'll have YOU making pies!!! You stupid…. Stupid…. Pie head!!!"

"Pie head?!?!" Wufei insulted, "What are you thinking about?!? Such lame remarks could ONLY come from an onna----AAAACK!!!"

Suddenly Sailor Mars was on his chest and choking the life out of him as she continuously smashed the back of his head into the ground. Soon she was met with a head butt to the nose courtesy of the Angry One himself. She also received a knee to the gut and toss off. Wufei flipped to his feet and grabbed Sailor Mars by the leg and spun her around.

"This is a gift from me to you, THUNDER-Thigh Onna!!!" he shouted as he released his grip and sent her hurling into another tree trunk.

"Mars Fire Arrow!!!" Mars screamed as she sent forth a flaming arrow past Wufei and into a tree.

"Onna, you missed! Stupid Onna Missed me!!! Hahahaha----- oh?!"

She aimed right. The tree looming behind Wufei was very old and weak. The right impact could send it falling….

"OOOh, no!!!! Wu-Bear!!!!" Sailor Mars called out, realizing that the weight of the old tree could kill the chauvinistic prick. She got up and raced towards him.

Wufei was too stunned to move, not to mention to realize that his opponent, and and onna at that, had save him. He shoved Sailor Mars off of him and yelled, "What do you think you're doing, onna! I was gonna die!!! I can't be SAVED BY AN ONNA!"

Sailor Mars, who only wanted to show that she did like him, was fumed at his reaction. All she could do was scream to the top of her lungs, pick him up by his ponytail and toss him across the field. "You JERK!!!!"

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What was the Silencer getting into??!? Pegasus had already empowered Sailor Moon and Mini Moon to Super Mode. The magical beast then changed his focus to Trowa. He was planning to spear the Unibanged One….

Who just stood there with his hand extended.

Duo had just finished tossing Sailor Venus into a steel drum, when he noticed Trowa's odd(er) behavior.

"oOoOoOoH Nooooooooo!" Sailor Venus yelled as she was suddenly rolled down a sloped area of the clearing and into a ravine---SPLAT!!!

"Hey Trowa, there's a huge winged unicorn charging towards you…. You know that right?"

Trowa ignored him.

"Dude!!! It's not one of those lions!!! It's not gonna purr and cuddle with you! It's gonna kill you! And probably eat you!"

"????" Trowa responded. "How about attacking the two Sailor Scouts that are sneaking up behind you…" he added.

"Huh?!" Sure enough Super Sailor Moon and Mini Moon were sneaking up behind him ready to attack. "WHOA!!!" It was very surprising being that Trowa never left his sights from the charging winged unicorn. "Get'em off!!! Hoochies!!!! AAAAAyyh!"

Meanwhile, Pegasus went from death charge to a slow fancy gallop towards Trowa. It was love at first sight. He approached the pilot's hand and nuzzled his head against it. The winged horse even started to purr…..?!?!?!?

Quatre smiled as he watched Trowa from afar, "He's made another friend!"

"What the Hell!?!? Horses don't purr!!!" Duo shouted from under the fight cloud Sailor Moon and Mini Moon were making, totally missing their true target.

"EVERYthing purrs for me." Trowa smiled. "I'm da bomb."

"….WHATever, man, whatever."

The magical creature began encircling Trowa, neighing happily and uhm--- purring. Sailor Mini Moon was devastated and cried out:

"Pegasus!!! Noooooo!!! You're MY FRIN!!!!"

The unicorn glared at the pink haired child and gruffed, "I don't like you anymore. You hair is stupid!"

"….." Trowa agreed as he petted Pegasus and gave it some oats….

"Where the Hell did those come from!?!" Duo yelled out.

"A soldier must be prepared for EVERYTHING." Heero spoke out, making his return from Time Out. He took out a bag of oats from nowhere as well and tossed them to Trowa, "Have my supply…"

"You two are SO weird!" Duo sighed as he followed Heero's lead towards Sailor Moon and Mini Moon. "Whenever you're ready, ladies!"

"Hmph! We'll teach you not to mess with OUR tuxedo mask!!!!"

Super Sailor Moon and her adorable sidekick stood their ground as Heero Yuy and his adorable sidekick got ready to throw 'bows'…. (roll them 'bows…).

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Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Mercury jumped to their feet and went charging at Quatre. He quickly dodged the assault, causing them to run right past him. Quatre served a good swift kick to the bum of Sailor Mercury. She went face first into a nearby poison ivy bush.

Infuriated, Sailor Jupiter spun around and punched Quatre square in the gut, knocking him to the ground. She then got ready to do a ground punch to Quatre, who rolled to the side and kicked her in the kidney with both legs.

Quatre got up and got ready to retreat, but he was met by a very angry and itchy Sailor Mercury. She quickly launched an ice attack at the Sandrock pilot. He ducked, picked up a stick and flung it at her. Sailor Mercury went flying back into the same bush.

Then Sailor Jupiter was about to attack the unsuspecting Quatre from behind when suddenly----

A-aAaYH?!?!" the tall Sailor Scout choked as she found herself impaled with Pegasus' golden horn. "B-but….."

Pegasus hoisted the Sailor Scout of Thunder off her feet and slung her aside. He then went back to Trowa's side and circled around him, totally entranced by the pilots coolness.

"Oh…. That looked painful…." Quatre mumbled as he fixed his hair. "Thank you, Trowa's friend."

The unicorn began to neigh joyfully as he followed Trowa's gait stroll Quatre.

"…."

"You're gonna keep it?!

"…"

"What will Catherine say?"

"….It doesn't matter what Catherine has to say…. I like the horse. I am keeping the horse."

"aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArgh!!!!! I'll get you AAAAALL for killing my friend!!!!" screamed a very angry, AND DOUBLELY itchy Sailor Mercury. She made a mad dash towards Quatre… only to be blocked by Trowa and Pegasus. She was armed with a stick as well.

"Oh migosh, she's got a nasty rash!!!! If she touches us we're finished!!!!"

"….?!" Trowa stared at his pal for a minute just before catching Sailor Mercury by the stick she was weilding and shoved her towards Pegasus. "Do it!"

As Sailor Mercury went staggering backwards she didn't notice she was heading towards a nasty counterattack by way of Pegasus. The delicate, white beast suddenly mule kicked her top half clean off the rest of her body!!!

"!!!!" Trowa and Quatre gagged.

"I didn't see that coming…" Quatre spoke as he suddenly started to laugh demonically. "She was a bad person and deserved it didn't she Trowa?!"

"…..riiiiiiiiiight, Quatre. Whatever you say, fella….." Trowa feigned as he slowly stepped away from Pilot 04.

His escape was hindered, however, by the other half of Sailor Mercury's body landing right next to him, making a bloody thud. "!!!!!gurg?!?!?" he gagged as he went running towards a nearby non-poison ivy bush…..

"Oh no!!! Trowa!!!!? What's wrong!!!!" Quatre called out chasing after, Pegasus was in persuit.

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Over at Wufei's corner: The enflamed brawl still continues…. Well sort of

Both battered and bloodied. Both worn and tired. Both strangely intrigued with each other.

Sailor Mars staggered over to Wufei and stepped on his butt, in an attempt to kick him. Dizzy, she collapsed to the ground with a plop landing on her own bottom.

"I…..I….. I'm just……g-g-getting…..warmed………..up… ;.."

The Exhausted Dragon snatched up some grass, with the little ounce of strength he had left and tossed it at her,hitting her in the eye.

"…….stooooooopid……oo-o-o-o-n-naaaaaa… ..uhhhh…"

He suddenly loss consciousness and went to la-la land face first into the grass. The Overheated Sailor Scout of Fire just fell back and went to the zany place as well….

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Back to the Battle of the Leaders and SideKicks!!!!

S.S. Moon smacked Heero in the face with her brand new angel wings and back kicked him in the groin….. ALL by accident as she tripped over the extra material of her now over-decored Sailor uniform. She followed the attack by falling on her face.

"OW!!!!! My groin!!!!!"

Duo was being assaulted by SS Mini Moon as she yaked him back by the infamous braid and dragged him across the ground.

"OW!!!! My braid!!!!!"

Heero landed a hard boot to the head of S.S. Moon and gave the ditz a D.D.T as a bonus. She rolled to her feet and served a Moon Crisis Beam Arrow!!!! It missed as Heero managed to bend backwards and dodge to projectile Matrix-style (cue the music!), slo-mo and everything!

"Are you human?!?" S.S. Moon whined in disbelief.

"You have poor aim." He spoke before zooming towards her grabbing her by the leg and slinging her in to the large foot of his Wing Zero---CLANK!!!!

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Duo was losing control. He was also losing to a kindergartner with pink hair. The little rat stood there laughing as he tried to shake his lovely hair free from the dirt, twigs, and large bugs that had encased themselves while he was being dragged….

But to no avail…..

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he roared to the top of his lungs causing everybody to freeze and cower in fear….

"Oh shit…." Heero muttered as he took cover inside the cockpit of Wing Zero.

Quatre clutched his head and cried, "My Heart! MY soul!!! My hair----"

Trowa yanked Quatre along as he took refuge behind a tree, "Will you shut-up!!!"

Wufei just laid there and played dead…. "please, Nataku, protect me from his wrath….. please….." he prayed.

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"I'M GONNA KILL YOOOOOOOOU!!!!!"

S.S. Mini Moon stuck out her tongue and called out, "Moon Heart Att---------OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVPHA!!!!!!"

The miniature pink beam never made it out of the wand because the God of Death picked up Small Lady balled her body up and spiked her into Tuxedo Mask……

Who was recovering from having cats in his face, "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

But the assault didn't end there. The impact of the hit not only send Tuxedo Mask and the cats flying into a nearby steel drum…..!??!?!(wtf?), but it caused the Small Lady to bounce off of them and soar back into the air. She finally landed upon the asphalt of a nearby road… several miles away----SPLAT!!!!!"

Duo collasped, nearly going super saiyajin, he fainted. S.S. Moon was steaming. She got to her feet and went after Duo to kill him with her bare hands!!!

"I'm going to kill you with my bare hands on behalf of the Moon!!! I will----"

BANG!!!

"….die." Heero smirked sniping Sailor Moon from behind….. right between the eyes. "…About bloody time…..sheesh…." he babbled to himself as he strolled over to Duo. He nudged him with his boot, "You there:Get up."

Quatre rushed over to Duo helping him to his feet. Trowa walked over to Heero with his new pet.

"….What are you gonna do with that?!" Heero asked

"…"

"What will Catherine say?"

"It doesn't matter what Cathy has to say. I'm keeping it."

"…."

"…!"

"…?"

Quatre intervened Heero and Trowa's Dot Fest and called out, "Hey! There's still another Sailor Scout left…. Where's Wufei??!"

Trowa coughed, trying not to laugh, "…."

Heero's eyes bugged out, "Wufei and the target are doing WHAT?!?!"

Duo snapped back to normal mode and chanted, "Voyeur-Time! Voyeur-Time! Voyeur-Time! Tra-la-la!!!"

Heero glared at Duo and the others, "Well tell them to stop for gawds sake! This is a mission. We don't have time to go knocking boots!!!!"

Everybody started laughing.

"Heero's jealous!!! Heero's jealous!!!"

"Shut-Up, Duo!!! Heero snapped.

"What do you mean? He's got Relena!" Quatre revealed. "I think he wants to kiss her."

"Shut-Up, Quatre! I do not like her!!!!"

"….."

"Shut-Up, Trowa! I told you, I don't remember what happened after the party. So it doesn't count!!!"

"Riiiiiight!" The other three voiced as they followed Heero in his search for Wufei.