Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ GWvsSM ❯ Round Two: FIGHT!!! ( Chapter 11 )

Chapter 11: Round Two-FIGHT!!!!

"So you're Blondie's big sister, huh?" S.S. Jupiter interrogated the Lightning Count as he backed away.

Quatre was behind Zechs and spoke out, "He's not my sister! And stop calling me Blondie!!"

"Dude, shut-up! Stop talking shit from behind me. It's YOU she's after!" Zechs hissed, shoving The Noble of the Desert out in front.

"Shut-Up, Blondie!!!" she snapped. "I'm after your super cute sister! So YOU think you can steal Freddy from me, too! Huh?"

"Who's Freddy?"

"I don't know! Run!!!" Quatre shouted as he and Zechs made a break for it, splitting off into two different directions.

"I'll get you bimbos!!!" She noticed that the smaller blonde was running in 'Freddy's' direction and decided to head in the same direction. "Hey!!! Freddy's mine!!!!"

Quatre bumped into Trowa, who didn't budge. In fact he didn't even notice. Trowa was too busy backing away from Sailor Neptune and a fully recovered Sailor Uranus. As soon as the SandRock pilot got up, Trowa pushed Quatre back, and he too was backing away from the two Scouts.

"Just follow my lead….." he ordered.

Quatre looked over to S.S. Jupiter, only to see her standing there, with a look of dread. Then she walked off. This can't be good if even the Trowa-crazed girl was leaving the scene.

"What's going on?" he whispered in deep concern… for his life.

"Follow my lead. They can't be any different from the others."

Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus noticed they seem to work well together. That could be bad…. For them. Or could it? The lovers had an idea and smiled.

"Why, look, Love." Sailor Neptune inquired. "They are a couple just like us."

"?!?!?!?" Trowa and Quatre froze and expressed, "What?!"

Sailor Uranus chuckled heartily and spoke, "I wonder which one is the aggressive one and which on is the elegant one?"

"Wait a minute!" Quatre protested stepping out from behind Trowa. "Just what are you two babbling about!?"

"Oh, I think the little one is the elegant one. The taller one looks like the aggressor!" Sailor Neptune simpered mischievously. "They look SO cute together!"

"Cute?! Hold up! What are you implying?!" Trowa questioned defensively.

Sailor Uranus yelled t the top of her lungs, "You two are LOVERS!!!!"

"!!!!!" Trowa and Quatre looked at each other. "Dude!!! He's a guy?!"

Everybody on the battle field just stopped and stared at Quatre and Trowa.

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Duo yelled to Wufei, "I knew it!!!! Wufei you owe me fifty!!!!"

"Injustice!!!!" Wufei grumbled, taking out his wallet.

On the other side, Zechs called out to Heero, "My theory was correct. Heero Yuy you owe me $50.00!"

Over at Heero's area.

"Hn… damnit!" he cursed taking out his wallet.

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"What?! " Trowa huffed in disbelief towards his comrades. "You guys are running bets?!??! On us?!?! YOU guys are SICK!!!!!"

"But why!!!!" Quatre yelled.

"Because you ARE a couple! You two obviously have an attraction towards each other!" Sailor Neptune noted. "It's SO obvious."

Trowa was either too shocked or too grossed out to even respond. So, Quatre took a whack at explaining their relationship…..?!?! Not a good choice of words, huh?

"You don't understand! We like each other but in a---"

Trowa elbowed Quatre and yelled, "Quatre, shut-up!!! You are NOT making this any better!"

"But we do have a relationship!"

The Lesbian Sailor Scouts laughed.

"SHUT-UP!!! You are using the WORST choice of words, man!!!"

Quatre started to cry, "B-but I thought we were friends….. Why are you doing this to Meeeeee-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"

Sailor Neptune teased, "Awwww! You made your little lover cry! You should kiss and---"

Trowa was fumed, "YOU silly bitches, I told you, it's NOT like that!!!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Quatre continued to cry, not listening, but making the situation MUCH worse. "I can't believe you don't like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I wanted you as friend!!!"

"You are a terrible man, Space Boy." Sailor Uranus remarked. "He wanted to take things slow…."

"You probably rush things and made him do bad things!" Sailor Neptune added.

"How in the hell…" Trowa grumbled smacking himself in the forehead. He petted Quatre on the head and added, "There, there… shut-up." The humiliation couldn't get any worse…..

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Their plan to break the bond was working. Those two space boys will never work out a strategy to defeat the two Outer Scouts.

"And now we're gonna do bad things to YOU!!!" Sailor Neptune yelled as she summoned her watery powers, "Deep Submerge!!!!!"

A huge tidal wave of water loomed over Trowa and Quatre . They two pilots looked up and could only hang their mouths open as the IMMENSE body of water came crashing onto them.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!" they yelled as they were washed across the street and through a mall window.

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"Whoa!" Duo watched from a distance. "That CAN'T be good."

He instantly dodged another swing from Sailor Saturn's scythe. Duo countered with a foot sweep to the ground.

"No one's situation is good, right now." The Perfect Soldier commented. "Look at what I'm dealing with."

Heero was stuck with Sailor Moon once again. She managed to cut him off before he could confront Sailor Saturn. In her Super form Usagi had become quite a bother. Once again, the only good hits she could come up with are from accident, courtesy of the gaudy additions to her oufit: the wings to knock Heero off balance, longer hair, slapping him in the eye, long ribbons to entangle and trip Heero, go-go booted heels in the groin.

Heero grabbed those goofy wings and slammed her face first into the asphalt. He took her ribbons and tied up her ankles. He wrapped her hair around her neck and slung her into a light post. "….bitch!"

He rushed over towards her and kicked her in the rear.

Then he was attacked by a rose….. in the butt.

"OWWW!!!" he yelled in agony. "My ASS!!!"

"Sorry, I was aiming for the heart." Tuxedo Mask responded as he jumped down from the top of a phone booth. "I won't miss again."

"Hn…" Heero growled yanking the thorn rose from the side of his buttock. "Pervert. You aimed for my butt! Don't worry, I'll repay the gesture with a steel toed boot up yours!!!"

Heero and Tuxedo Mask clashed. Heero came in with a solid punch to the facial, but missed?!?! Then the caped dork took out his can and smacked Heero in the rear. Heero returned with a back fist to the temple. Tuxedo Mask went flying into S.S. Moon, who was still tied up and wrapped around the light post.

"You FREAK! You aimed for my butt again!!!" Heero yelled in disgust. "What the Hell is your problem?"

"N-no I didn't!" Tuxedo mask defended weakly. He got up and started to untie Sailor Moon. "You're shiny butt just happens to be in the way---- er it's the best attack! The Rear!"

Heero rolled his eyes in annoyance, "Damn, closet freak!" he groaned.

Tuxedo Mas stood up and slashed his cane through the air. "Have at you, knave!"

"…." He replied before attacking.

Dodging, yet another cane to the rear, Heero kicked Tuxedo Mask in side of the head, knocking him off balance. He snatched his silly top hat off and smack him in the face with it.

"Smoooook!!" Tuxedo Mask sounded before receiving a quick fist to the nose. "GOOOOOGAH!!!"

Heero served another punch in the gut. He yanked him by the bow tie and head butted him. Heero, then threw him to the ground, picked up his can and started to beat him senseless…

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Sailor Pluto swung at Zechs with her staff, hitting his arm. Zechs was knocked to the ground. The oldest Sailor Scout went in for the kill, but Zechs smashed his feet into ther gut, sending her flying across the street and into a mailbox.

"Crazy bitch!" Zechs gruffed, fixing his hair.

"Dead Scream.." she uttered taking aim with her staff and firing at Zechs.

"My hair!!!" Zechs yelled taking cover. He quickly got up and rushed Sailor Pluto, "I'll teach you to interrupt the grooming procedure of a warrior!"

Zechs speared her into the same mailbox, knocking it over, with her on it.

"I'll get you, Big Blondie!!" shouted an enraged S.S. Jupiter from behind. "Take this!!" she yelled grabbing him by his hair and throwing him to the ground.

Zechs rolled across the ground, avoiding damage to the face. However, he platinum mane may have touched the sidewalk…

"Oh no you didn't cause me to dirty my perfect hair!" Zechs growled in anger. "Now I'm going to have to KILL you!"

"Jupiter Thunder----Gaaaaaaaaaaack!!!"

Zechs spun kicked Jupiter in the jaw, sending her twirling in the air, and SLAMMING into the ground.

"I'm sorry I had to be so rough with you my lovely…." Zechs babbled to his mane while brushing it repeatedly. "I promise you. It's Herbal night at Daddy's tonight. There, there…."

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"Hmph! How weird!" Wufei insulted towards Zechs watching him baby his hair. "My Nataku is WAY more worthy of worship than Zechs' onna hair!"

Sailor Mars tugged at Wufei's arm and yelled, "Wu-wu! Sailor Mercury and Venus are coming this way!!!"

Wufei puffed, "Let the silly onnas come forth!!! I shall crush them!!!"

"This is for you own good, Raye!" S.S. Venus shot her Love Beam Chain at Sailor Mars, wrapping her instantly. She yanked the traitor towards her. Since Venus was in Super mode, Mars could not over power the attack.

"Oh no! I'm not in Super Mode!!! HELP!!!!"

"I'll teach you to brainwash our frin!!!" S.S. Mercury summoned a shower of ice to freeze Wufei.

He flipped out of the way and went to aid Raye. "Silly onnas!!! Your little FX won't stop me! I will destroy you with my bare hands! KIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" he yelled as he slammed a (Mortal Kombat-styled) flying kick into S.S. Mercury's head, sending her flying into the sidewalk.

Sailor Mars struggled out of the golden, heart beaded rope and clotheslined S.S. Venus in the neck!

"GaaaaaakOOO!!!!" she gagged.

"Leave me be!!!" Raye protested.

Suddenly a tiny, sparkly, and stinging pink beam struck Sailor Mars from behind. S.S. Mini Moon was even more powerful than Sailor Mars!!! She ran up behind the traitor and hit her kneecap with the little wand.

Small Lady jump upon Sailor Mars' head and began to hit her "You stoopid, bitch!!! I'll each you to---Ack!!!"

Sailor Mars served Rini a backfist that sent the pink freak flying into a garbage can. She looked back at her and smiled, "I got an idea!"

"What are you doing?" Wufei asked, tossing S.S. Mercury through a nearby store window.

"Duo had the right idea!" Raye grinned, throwing S.S. Mini Moon into the trash can. She slammed the lid upon the top of Rini's head and rolled it down the street. "Bye! Bye!! Brat!!!"

"aaaa…aaaa.aaaa….aaaa….aaa…aaaayh!!!!" Rini screamed as the trash can went rolling down a conveniently sloped hill and towards a nearby lake in a park…..SPLASH!!!!!!

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Over at the Neo Tokyo Mall… Trowa and Quatre awake from what should've been a watery death.

"What happened?" Trowa asked, rubbing his head. "Did we survive?" He staggered to he feet, keeping balance upon a table…. Covered with lingerie??! "Oh…." He blushed stumbling away from the satin thongs and silky bikinis.

He looked around and noticed the whole store was filled with intimate items….. female intimate items. Taking notice of a nearby sales sign he realized where he was, "Victoria's Secret…. We're in a Victoria's Secret store…. How embarrassing!" He began to slap and kick the other strange intimate garments off of him in frustration, "Geez, what is this stuff!? How do women wear these creepy things…. Gah!!!"

Quatre ran from out of the fitting room he got slammed into and yelled, "We're in a woman's store!!!! There's a bra on my head!!!" He snatched the article off his head and fumed. "This is my sisters' favorite store, and we ruined it! I'll kill those ladies that did this to us. Grrrrrrrrr!"

"Calm down, Beavis…. Damn!" The tall pilot imitated. Trowa staggered towards the newly made exit. "Let's just leave…."

"And just WHERE do YOU think YOU'RE going, lovers!?" Sailor Uranus bellowed, blocking Trowa's path. "We've only just begun to fight, aggressor!"

Trowa frowned, "Not this again." He yelled, "I GOT YOUR AGGRESSOR RIGHT HERE, BITCH!!!" he turned around picked up another half naked mannequin and swung….

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAyh!!!!" Sailor Uranus went flying past Duo and Heero's brawl with Sailor Saturn.

"What do you suppose was that?" Heero asked slamming a fist into Sailor Saturn's face.

"Trowa losing it." Duo smirked grabbing Sailor Saturn by the hair and throwing her to the ground.

"Let's just hope Quatre doesn't do the same….." Heero pointed out. "Things could get ugly…."

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"Eeek!!! You hurt my Haruka!!!!" Sailor Neptune squeaked. She got ready to summon yet another Deep Submerge at the pilots. "I'll kil you, both! Lovers or NOT!!!"

"Lovers?!? I've HAD IT!" Trowa took out a sniper rifle and took the shot. SNIPE!!

Sailor Neptune fell to the ground, with a bullet lodged in her forehead.

"t-Trowa? Where did you get that sniper rifle?" Quatre asked strangely. "No seriously where?"

Trowa looked back at the SandRock pilot and shrugged, "I don't know! Let's get out of this girlie store…."

"And kill the bitches!!!" Quatre grinned.

"….." Trowa stared at him. "Riiiiight….crackhead."

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"Take this!!!" Sailor Saturn screamed lunging at an unsuspecting Heero.

She managed to cut his arm. The dark powers of the scythe also caused Heero to weaken and faint Duo tackled her from behind, but was hit in the forehead by the handle of the scythe. The mere touch of the weapon also managed to render Duo unconscious.

She may havetaken a beating from the two pilots before, but she's still in the game. Noticing that the opponents were temporarily out of commission she turned her focus to Sailor Mars who was not too far away, fighting S.S. Mercury AND S.S. Venus. She can kill the two Space Boys later, Sailor Scout business had to be handled first…

"Traitor!!!" she growled. She made a mad dash towards Sailor Mars. "DIE!!!"

Wufei was busy fighting with S.S. Mercury, while Raye was busy contending with S.S. Venus.

When the rebel Sailor Scout noticed the approaching danger, it was too late! Sailor Saturn leaped over S.S. Venus, and slashed at Sailor Mars…

The front of Sailor Mars' uniform was cut off of her outfit, changing her back to normal. Raye was knocked to the ground, and tried to scamper out of the Killer Scout's path of RAGE!!!!

"DIE!!" Sailor Saturn screamed impaling her scythe's blade into Rayes back, killing her instantly. "Off with her head!" She scoffed swooping her scythe across Raye's neck and decaping her!"

"Oh no!" S.S. Venus cried. "Why did you kill Raye?!!"

Sailor Saturn slowly turned to S.S. Venus and grinned, "Because I can!"

Wufei turned when he realize the S.S. Mercury was focused on the gruesome scene. "What?!?!? Raye!!?!?"

S.S. Mercury raced past Wufei and and went after Sailor Saturn. "I knew you couldn't be trusted!"

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Zechs made the scene and uttered, "She's sick!"

Sailor Pluto and S.S. Jupiter witness the impending danger from afar.

"What have I done…." Sailor Pluto mouthed.

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"Sh ut-Up!!!" Sailor Saturn hissed slapping S.S. Mercury to the ground. "I'll kill you all!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

"Not before I kill you." Spoke a voice familiar to the Gundam pilots. "You are disturbing the peace and tranquility in outer space…"

Heero, already awake from the cut, looked up to see Quatre entering another Zero system attack… "Oh shit! Quick someone hide Trowa!"

"What?!" Duo murmurmed sleepily, "What happened now? Hide Trowa?"

"Quatre's in Zero System!"

Duo yelled, "Oh my gawd! Quatre's gone Zero System! Run!!!!" Duo got up and went running towards the mall.

"Wait you idiot! I need you to help me with--- STUPID boy!"

"I cannot allow you to disturb the peace in space!" Quatre continued as he started to smile.

Heero tackled Trowa from behind shielding him. Trowa had NO idea what the hell was happening.

"What the Hell are you doing!?!" he yelled, strangle by Heero's head lock.

"He's gone Zero system. You have to hide!"

"Why! He needs my help!" he struggled to speak.

"Haven't we been through this shit already?! He's gonna kill you Run! Idiot!! Run!!!"

"Little GIRL! You had better get out of my face!!!! I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING!!! THAT INCLUDES OUTER SPACE!!!!!"

"For the love of Allah!!!! I am NOT a girl!!!!!" he whined. Then he went back to Zero mode. Quatre started to laugh, "You fool! You'll feel my wrath!!! I won't let you destroy outer space!!! That's MY job!!! EIYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

"!?!?!"

The golden-eyed psycho charged after Sailor Saturn at inhuman speed. He grabbed the scythe by the blade, with his bare hands, and tossed it aside…. Stabbing S.S. Venus throught the chest!

"GRRRRRRRRPRFA!!!" S.S. Venus sounded falling to the ground dead.

"BITCH!!!" Quatre yelled as he backhanded Sailor Saturn HARD across the face.

"FOOOOOOOOGah!!!" she sounded.

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"Oh damn!" Trowa uttered in shock. "That's not the nice guy I knew!"

Heero snatched Trowa off the ground and started to run towards the mall. "No shit! Run! Bitch!! Run!!!"

Suddenly Sailor Moon leaped out of nowhere in front of Trowa and Heero. "Aha!!! You think I'd let you get away with beating my boyfrin to death!!!?"

"We don't have time for you, Usagi! Move!" Heero ordered. He pushed Trowa aside, "Get out of here! I'll handle her!!!"

Suddenly S.S. Moon came up with a great idea! "Hey CRAZY GIRL!!! Your boyfrin is over HEEEEEEEEEERE!!!! COME AND GEEEEET hiiiiiiii----OOOOopha!!!"

Heero kicked her in the stomach and threw her against a fire hydrant down the street. He and Trowa took off.

"TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWA!!!!!" Quatre screamed turning his head a full 360 from behind. He grinned, "I'm GONNA KIIIILL YOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!"

"Why me?!" Trowa freaked. "And how did he do that?"

"Because, he's nutty!" Heero huffed and snatched Trowa . "Run!!!"

Fixing his head back to norm he took off and ran after Heero and MAINLY Trowa.

"EIYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

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T he remaining Sailor Scouts were way too concerned with the 2 Gundam pilots. They ran off to aid S.S. Moon. Sailor Saturn was knocked out cold by Qautre's Super Bitch slap.

Zechs, totally grossed out that Quatre had performed one of the creepiest scenes in The Exorcist, just stood there. "Is this a regular thing with you Gundam Pilots?!" he asked Wufei.

"I guess…." He looked over at Raye's body and head. "Man, she was a hottie."

"At least you have Sally."

Wufei shrugged, "Yeah…"

They looked over at the mall across the street, hearing screams and cackles, and loud crashing and bashing of things. Zero System Quatre was on a roll. Trowa and Heero are on the run. Duo is probably avoiding all of it… at Victoria's Secret….

"You wanna back the guys up?" Zechs asked.

Wufei made an odd face, "Why would I do that?"

Zechs nodded, "Wise decision…"

The two warriors took a seat upon a sidewalk bench and waited…..