Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ GWvsSM ❯ Enter: His Excellency ( Chapter 12 )

Chapter 12: Enter---His Excellency

When we last saw the Gundam Team and friends, they were under attack by the newly revived Sailor Scouts and their friends. Things didn't look so go for them as they witness the death of Raye aka Sailor Mars at the hands of Sailor Saturn.

With the confusion brought by Sailor Neptune and her lover Sailor Uranus, and Trowa's utterly brutal denial of EVERYTHING, Quatre's Zero System attack kicked in. This resulted in the death of Sailor Venus, and a major bitch slap to the evil Sailor Saturn…. And possibly MORE deaths and bitch slaps to come….

As the team is split up once again, Zechs and Wufei find time to chill and await further action from the two battling teams who've seem to take refuge… in a nearby mall??!?!

WTF?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ < p>"Man!" Zechs yawned. "I'm so bored. Hey Wufei, you hungry?"

Wufei looked around the battered street, and pointed, "Yeah, let's raid that sushi joint!"

"Good idea! Sushi is a healthy choice for the warrior!"

"…whatever you say, Zechs…"

The two pilots raced over to the desolated sushi bar across. Wufei picked up a newsstand and smashed the window. Zechs headed for the kitchen. Wufei raided the soda fountain. They grubbed for all it was worth….

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Meanwhile back at the abandoned battle area… a major intersection, a new player made the scene….

Treize Khushrenada, walked through the empty intersection. He wore a space suite, for he was cruising in his TallGeese 2 trying to get his mind off the war. What better way to relax than to get into a brawl….?!?!? WTF?

"I see, I have missed the fight." He spoke valiantly. "Too bad. I thought maybe I could see the Great One himself…."

Wufei and Zechs crept out of the sushi bar and froze, "Treize?!?!"

Treize turned around and waved, "Hello, soldiers! Did I miss it?"

"Miss what?!" Wufei sounded through a mouthful of rice cakes.

"You other freaky browed freak!!! I thought you were back on Earth!!! Why!!!?" Zechs screamed in a growling voice. "Why are you hunting me!!!!"

Trieze twitched and arched his freaky eyebrow, "I'm NOT looking for your goofy ass! I'm looking for the legendary warrior that will end ALL fights!"

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Zechs yelled, "That's ME!!"

Wufei punched him in the stomach, "Liar!!!! I will determine---"

Treize stared over towards the mall and shouted, "Silence. I hear someone…. Screaming."

Suddenly Sailor Saturn started to stir in her comatose state and moan. Treize approached her and tried to help her to her feet. Wufei and Zechs dropped all their edible loot and gawked. Trieze glared at them.

"She is just a young woman who was hurt in the fight. Judging by this bruise on her face, she may need medical attention, and you two are JUST GONNA STAND THERE!"

"Yes!" the two responded. "She's a monster!!! She's killing her own people!!!!"

Trieze stood Sailor Saturn to her feet and turned to lecture them, TOTALLY unaware of the danger behind him. "I, too, killed many of my men in useless battles. And I remember all of their names: Bob Rains, Taki Shino, Leslie Warner, Peter Wells….."

"Your Excellency!!!!" Zechs warned. "She's gonna kill you!!!! Run!!!!!"

"What are you doing!!!! Shut-the-Hell up and run!!!"

Trieze ignored their rude behavior and continued, "Tracey Newman, Akbar Rasheem, Olan Banok, Richard----"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! WHO DARES BITCH SLAPS ME!!!!!!! WAS IT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!?!" Sailor Saturn screamed taking her scythe in her hand and pointing towards Treize.

"….!" Treize didn't bother to continue. He took off like a cheetah and headed towards the mall. Wufei and Zechs followed behind him. Sailor Saturn followed all three….

"I'LL KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL……"

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"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOU!!!!!" Quatre continued to rave closing in on Trowa who was unsuccessfully weaving through the clothing section in a sports store. "TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWA!!!!!"

"Get the hell away from me, you freak!!!" Trowa yelled launching several nylon shirts at Quatre. He flipped into the air and ran across the shoe rack and started launching several pairs of golf shoes. "Heero!!!! Duo!!!! Someone!!! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!!"

"I'll save ya, Freddy!!!" Sailor Jupiter called out as she jumped on top of the shoe rack next to him and smiled.

Trowa felt a headache coming on, "Why me!" he groaned.

Quatre glared. His eyes started blazing. "I'LL KILL YOU, TOO!!!! EIYAHAHA!!!"

"Take this, Nega Bimbo!!!" S.S. Jupiter performed the Oak Evolution Attack and hit Quatre with it!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYH!!!!" he screamed flying through ALL of the clothes racks in the section in an electric blaze.

Trowa grabbed her and yelled, "What the hell are you doing?!! You're gonna kill him!!!"

Heero peeked from over the sports equipment section and shouted, "He's fine!"

"Heero?!" Trowa called out. "You chicken shit!!! You ditched me!!!! Show your face!!!"

"No!"

"Freddy, this is for your own good! Stunner!!!" she asserted as she used a small amount of her powers to stun Trowa out of consciousness.

"a-a-a-a-a-a-ck!!!" Trowa yelled as he fell off the shoe rack and onto the ground.

"Oops!" S.S. Jupiter grimaced jumping down from the rack. She held Trowa up and dragged him into the weight lifting section and laid him across a lifting bench…. Under a 200lb barbell….. "You just rest there, cutie! I'm gonna take out that Nega skank!!!"

Heero finally decided to come out of hiding and help Trowa out, now that he's armed with a metal baseball bat. He was ready for anything. He could hear S.S. Jupiter searching through the charred clothing in search for Quatre. He's probably still in Zero System Mode, which is good, he could kill off some more scouts-hopefully Usagi.

"Hiya!!!" chirped an annoying voice.

Heero took a swing. Duo ducked. Heero smashed open a display of baseball equipment. Heero made a LOUD racket. Quatre woke up…. PISSED.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! I'LL KILL YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!" Quatre hollered.

"I found you!!!! Take this!!!" S.S Jupiter shouted summoning her lightning powers to strike the insane blonde Arabian.

It pissed him off! He leaped into the air and landed on her, straddling her neck! S.S. Jupiter collapsed to the floor and struggled to breathe. Quatre made a quick twist in the hips. S.S. Jupiter stopped moving.

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"Oh my gawd---"

Heero clapped his hands over Duo's mouth and worded, "SHUT-UP!!! We gotta take him out!"

"We!?" Duo shrugged. He walked backwards and said, "Look, buddy! I was just checking on ya for the sake of friendship. I'm heading back to the Victoria's Secret store, if you wanna check it , fine, but I am NOT taking psycho boy on----oops!!!"

Duo fell upon a tennis racket display. Making LOTS of noise. PISSING Quatre off.

"You stupid, stupid boy!!!" Heero exclaimed, snatching Duo up by the braid and running for all it was worth.

Quatre dashed through the sports equipment aisle within seconds, and went zooming towards Heero and Duo as they turned the corner. He was closing in on them by the time they made it to the weightlifting area. They spotted the unconscious Trowa, and 4 conscious Sailor Scouts.

"We got you now!!!" Sailor Uranus yelled. "World Shaking!!!"

Heero and Duo both jumped into separate directions, leaving the attack for Quatre. He took it all…. And reflected the impact back at Sailor Uranus. She went flying through the weight lifting area and into the archery section.

Heero scampered over to Trowa and caught the unstable 200lb barbell before it could crush his head. He quickly tossed it aside, and wished he's aimed for S.S. Moon. She smacked him in the back with a scepter.

He grabbed her by the arm and snapped it. "…go away, twit."

"aaaaaiyyyyeee!!!!" S.S. Moon screamed. She kicked him in the neck as she fell.

"GRRRK!!!" Heero sounded as he tried to breathe. "I…. Hate… that …. Girl…"

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Sailor Pluto snatched Duo by his braid and tried to sling him into a display of weights. Duo grabbed her hair as well, and used his strength to slam her into the weights.

Weights went flying. Pluto went flying when he uppercut punched her into the air with a 50lb weight. CRACK!!!!

"And the God of Death claims ANOTHER soul!" Duo bragged to himself.

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Quatr e noticed Trowa, he stumped through the mess and headed towards him. Heero and Duo blocked his way. Quatre grabbed both of them by the face and threw them aside.

"I will destroy….." Suddenly Quatre found himself in a wall of bubbles. "Bubbles!!! What can SILLY bubbles do?"

S.S. Mercury summone her annoying yet effective attack upon the Golden Eyed Monster. "Attack him Sailor Uranus!!!"

A fully recovered Sailor Uranus darted out of the archery section with a deluxe bow gun and fired mercilessly. "Ha!!!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ < p>"Oh shit!!!" Duo and Heero exclaimed watching helplessly as Quatre was attacked in the cloud of bubbles.

All 375 bows hit! As the bubbles faded away, Sailor Uranus realized she'd made a BIG mistake.

"You silly bitch!!!" Duo cracked up and pointed. "You hit you own ally!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

Quatre chuckled as he dropped his human shield to the ground. "What lousy aim you have, BITCH!!!" He picked up the 200lb barbell and started to twirl it upon his finger and boasted, "I'll show you how to aim!!! Hiyaah!!!"

The 200lb barbell went flying and hit the retreating Sailor Uranus…. Through the head and torso!!! Brains and guts went flying!!!

"Oh daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!" Heero and Duo exclaimed as they slowly started to creep away.

Quatre would've went after them, but he noticed that Trowa had awaken, and was looking around dazed…. And helpless….

"Troooooooowa!!!" he yelled grabbing the Silencer by the neck and squeezing the life out of him. "My frin!!! How nice to see yoooou!!!"

"!!!!"

"Take that!!!" S.S. Moon shouted as her Moon Elimination Blast struck Quatre from behind, knocking him off of Trowa and into a set of barbells. She took off running along with Heero and Duo.

Trowa staggered to his feet and did the same.

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"Why don't you WARRIOR just kick her butt!!!" Trieze huffed as he continued to lead in the race to avoid the Sailor Scout of Death. "Make yourselves useful!"

"Why don't you 'Oh Leader of a Better Future'!!!" Wufei taunted, keeping up pace.

"Shut up, you angry midget!" Trieze insulted.

"Save your energy for running!!!" Zechs intervened as he took the lead.

"YOU ARE AAAAAALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!" Sailor Saturn shouted.

"?!?!?!" Zechs hit the brakes and slid into Heero. Both went crashing into the ground.

"Get out of my way---- OOOOPH!!!" Wufei yelled as he went colliding into Duo. Both went crashing into the ground.

Treize spotted Trowa running in his direction. Vice Versa. Both stopped in their tracks and yelled, "There's a psycho chasing me!!!"

Suddenly S.S. Moon came running out of the mall and bumped into Trowa, causing him to fall onto Trieze. All three went crashing into the ground.

Heero shouted, "Let's split up now!!!"'

Each pilot and one Moon Princess went off in separate directions as Quatre came darting out of the mall, and Sailor Saturn came running towards him.

"I'LL KILL YOU!!!!

"NO, I'LL KILL YOU!!!"

Both crazy freaks started brawling! Sailor Saturn punched him dead in the face. Quatre kicked her in the side, and threw her through a street light. Saturn zapped Quatre with her Death powers and made him sleepy. Saturn tried to stab him with the scythe, but Quatre flipped to his feet, totally unaffected by the attack and leaped into the air. He ran upon the long range weapon and kick her in the face.

" ooonka!!!"

"EIYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Quatre cackled as he flipped over her and slammed her on her head.

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"What is this!?" Treize gasped, watching the display of brutality. "Aren't you gonna help?"

"No!" Duo smiled. He pointed to S.S. Moon. "She's HER friend.

Usagi WAS feeling bad about lowing low with the enemy while her ONLY ally was in danger….

"I'll save her!!" she said to herself and marched off to help Sailor Saturn. "I'll finish you all later."

Heero and Duo couldn' help but laugh. Treize just stared, mortified.

"That poor girl."

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Quatre grabbed Sailor Saturn by her neck and slammed her on her neck. He repeatedly began to bash her head upon the asphalt.

"DIE! DIE!! DIE!!!"

"Moon Healing Activation!!!" S.S. Moon called out as her healing beam hit Quatre in the back!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAyh!!!" the Zero System Freak collapsed with a thud over an already dead Sailor Saturn.

Sailor Moon rushed over to Sailor Saturn. "Oh Sailor Saturn are you okay!?! Answer me!"

"She can't! She's dead…." Quatre growled as he slowly started to lift his head.

He's good at playing dead, ain't he!?

Before Sailor Moon could get up and attack, Quatre grabbed her leg and slammed her into the asphalt, head first. He stood up and slammed her on her head on the opposite side. He did this for at least 2 minutes until the only thing he was holding was a leg… or the go-go boot she was wearing.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIYAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

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"I think I'm gonna puke…." Trowa voiced hunched over a sidewalk bench.

Zech laughed, "What are you talking about? This is good stuff! It's like: FATALITY!!"

Wufei spoke in awe, "Wow! You should honored to have a friend with such strength. He makes us look so weak…"

"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRGH!!!"

"Oh dude!!!!" Zechs and Wufei shouted in revulsion.

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Treize frowned, "Funny, I thought he'd be here!"

Heero and Duo stared, "Who?!"

"The one capable of ending ALL battles."

"But… isn't that you?" Duo spoke.

"No, it is a much more gallant person than I can EVER be." Trieze admitted. "This person can teach us all how to guide the future towards the best intentions…"

"He yapping again…." Duo muttered to Heero.

"Let's just walk away…." Heero replied as he and Duo crept away.

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Q uatre, suddenly performed several flips towards Trowa's direction. As he neared Zechs and Wufei he served the a double kick to the face. He, then pounced upon Trowa and started to choke him.

"Oh shit!!! He's got Trowa!!" Heero yelled.

"What is he doing now!" Treize groaned. "When does this end?"

"Uhm, according to Heero, when he kills Trowa!" Duo answered before running towards Quatre.

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"ugh!!! UGH!!! Quat--- Wh-y a-r-r-e you-uuu-ACK!!!"

"eiyahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!"

Heero jumped on Quatre. Duo jumped on Quatre. Zechs jumped on Quatre. Wufei jumped somewhere where Quatre wasn't jumped on. Trieze just stared.

Quatre threw EVERYBODY off of him and continued to choke Trowa. EVERYBODY landed next to Trieze. Treize sat down on the bench next to Quatre and started to drink his wine….

"This is so boring…." he hummed impatiently.

"UGH-he-lp----QUAT-you---Cree-eepy---*cough* ack!!!" Trowa choked.

Little did His Excellency know, his hero was approaching fast….. (joy)

COMING UP THE FINALE--- the Return of Tuxedo Melvin!!!