Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Happy Hentai Cruise ❯ Pt. 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Title: The Happy Hentai Cruise pt. 1/?

Author: DamnVespa

Pairings: 1x2, 3x4, 5xwhoever

Category: Humor

Warnings: none…it's for fun

Disclaimer: I don't own GW (but I can hope right?) Also I don't own the people I mention (ie Ariel, Farooq and Bradshaw….She's an author and agreed to be in this…Farooq and Bradshaw are two of her favorite wrestlers…*grins*)

Archive: 1x2ml, DHML, Mediaminer.org and Gundam Wing Universe (as soon as its back up)

The next day found the five bishounen at the docks looking at the massive cruise liner in front of them. The lights on the docks were still on even as the sun started its slow ascent into the sky. Duo leaned onto Heero's shoulder, resting his head in the crook of Heero's neck and sleeping. Heero held onto Duo around the waist to make sure he didn't fall flat on his face. Quatre yawned and leaned into Trowa who in turn leaned into Quatre. Wufei stood wide awake and looked in trepidation at the cruise liner.

It was relatively quiet except for the creaking of the ropes and the waves gently splashing the docks. It was disturbed when Wufei spoke up, "I can't believe we're even here. This is an injustice. Nataku save me…" he looked at Duo, who had been awoken by the tirade, "this is all your fault."

"Wufei, shut up. We need the money. Besides you agreed to come," Trowa calmly stated. Wufei scowled and was about to respond when a limo pulled up behind them. Heero almost panicked until he realized the limo was black and not pink. They stood and waited for whoever was in the limo to get out. The door finally opened and out stepped Zechs Merquise and he wasn't happy to say the least.

He took one look at the boys standing there in shock and groaned. Four guns and one katana were suddenly pointed directly at Zechs. Zechs stood quietly and to the side of the door. Then Treize Khushrenada stepped out of the limo. Once he was out and they had gathered their belongings from the trunk, the limo took off. They stood there looking at each other. The pilots didn't put their guns away and looked around them, fearing a trick.

"What are you doing here?" Duo growled.

"Probably the same as you." Sneered Zechs.

"And that would be?"

"Oz needs money and we decided this would be the fastest way. Besides there's supposed to be hot guys here." Treize said while licking his lips. Four of the pilots grimaced and took a step back while Wufei flushed.

They didn't notice the girl on the ramp coming down from the liner until she cleared her throat. They turned as one and looked at her. She looked to be in her early twenties with brown hair and eyes. She was tall and slim wearing jeans and a black shirt. Two small blue stud earrings were in her ears. Her hair was short and fell into her face and she reached up to push it behind her ear.

To her right stood another girl with long down brown hair flowing down her back. She also had brown eyes but she was dressed totally different from the other one. This one had on dark brown leather plants that accentuated her body. Her tight v-neck t-shirt showed off her cleavage as well. Behind her stood two huge men. One had long dark brown hair and a goatee to match. He had huge muscles and stood with his arms crossed in front of his chest. He had a tan but you could tell he was white. The other man was black and a little shorter than the other but he was just as well muscled. He was in a similar pose.

The girl with short brown hair stepped forward, "Hi and welcome to the Happy Hentai Cruise. You must be the bishounen for this trip. What I need all of you to do is to tell me your name and nickname you would like used. Is that alright with you?"

The seven bishounen nodded their heads and she smiled, "Good, you may call me by my nickname DamnVespa. Everyone on board this ship will have a codename or nickname they go by. It's for their own protection and as well as your protection."

The seven bishounen looked confused by that statement but DamnVespa didn't let them think too long on it. She walked up to Heero, "Name and Nickname?"

Heero didn't want to answer but a painful prod in the ribs from Duo changed his mind. "Heero Yuy, Perfect soldier."

She smiled and went down the row.

"Duo Maxwell, Shinigami."

"Quatre Raberba Winner, Desert Prince."

"Trowa Barton, Silent Clown."

Then there was a silence. DamnVespa rose an eyebrow at Wufei and waited. Trowa swatted his arm and Wufei glared at him but he answered, "Chang Wufei, Dragon."

She smiled gratefully at Trowa and moved down the line. She heard a quiet `Onna' from Wufei but chose to ignore it for the time being. She then stood in front of Zechs and Treize and smiled, "Hello, welcome back you two. We always love it when bishounen return."

Zechs blushed while Treize grinned widely.

"Why thank you my lady."

DamnVespa blushed but soon composed herself and waited with her pen poised above the piece of paper. Zechs sighed and said, "Zechs Merquise, Lightening Count."

"Treize Khushrenada." Treize stopped for a minute and then asked, "Do you think I should change my nickname?"

She thought about it a minute, "Hmm…I think so. I'm kind of tired calling you the Rose Prince …how about Playboy?"

"Whatever sounds good to you."

DamnVespa smiled wickedly and started scribbling madly. Treize looked vaguely frightened and took a step closer to Zechs, "Why do I have the sudden feeling that I shouldn't have said that."

DamnVespa tried to look innocent but failed terribly. She grinned at them all and handed the list to the other girl standing behind her.

"Well let me introduce you to my partner. This young woman next to me is Ariel."

Ariel stepped forward and said, "Hi." Then she looked Duo over and winked at him. Duo smiled politely but moved closer to Heero. Heero glared at her and wrapped his arm around Duo's waist. The glare didn't affect her in the slightest and she looked him over as well. Heero glared harder at her but she just smiled.

DamnVespa smiled and went on with the introductions, "and the two men behind her are her personal guard. She loans them to us during this cruise to protect the bishounen from crazed fans. Don't worry they do their job very well we have never had one molested bishounen yet and we don't plan to. The tall white man is named Bradshaw and the other one is Farooq. Get used to them, they'll be rooming in the same area as you seven. Now I'll take you on board and explain to you the rules and regulations. Oh and if you have any problems, you talk to either Ariel or me and we'll try and sort things out. Okay?"

The seven bishounen nodded their heads and she smiled. DamnVespa and Ariel went on ahead and the seven bishounen followed them up with the two bodyguards trailing behind them.

TBC

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