Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Happy Hentai Cruise ❯ Pt. 2 ( Chapter 2 )
Title: The Happy Hentai Cruise pt. 2/?
Author: DamnVespa
Pairings: 1x2, 3x4, 5xwhoever
Category: Humor
Archive: 1x2ml, DHML, Mediaminer.org, Gundam Wing Universe
Warnings: none…it's for fun
Disclaimer: I don't own GW (but I can hope right?) Also I don't own the people I mention…anyone named have given me permission to use their names.
Archive: 1x2ml, DHML, Mediaminer.org and Gundam Wing Universe (as soon as its back up)
After the pilots and the two Oz officials were situated in their rooms, Ariel and DamnVespa went to their office and rested. DamnVespa sighed as she sat in her comfy chair and lazily spun in a circle. Ariel just leaned back on the couch staring dazedly at the ceiling.
"You know I think this will be the most productive cruise yet. Just looking at them gave me at least 5 ideas for stories. How about you?"
"Well I got a lot of ideas mainly focused on the one named Duo or as I like to call him Du."
DamnVespa sighed, "You've already have a nickname for him?"
"Not like you don't have one either."
"Well you got me there. Well let's get down to business. How many people signed up for this year's cruise?"
Ariel got up from the couch and went to the file cabinet and took out a folder, overflowing with papers. She reached in and took off the top paper and set the folder aside, "Out of the 2040 passengers we could have, we have 2020 (1) people including our bishounen."
DamnVespa smiled, "That's great. I can't wait until they see this year's bishounen."
Ariel smiled then looked at the clock on the wall, "Damn Vespa we have to get out there now or we'll be late greeting the passengers."
DamnVespa grabbed the folder and they both headed off to meet the passengers.
The seven bishounen and the two bodyguards were sitting in a main room. There were four doors leading to the separate bedrooms. Wufei stood in the corner trying to keep as far away from Zechs and Treize as possible. He recalled with clarity what had happened just minutes before.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Flashback~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~**~*~
"Now this is the main room. You can come out here and relax only you seven and the two bodyguards are allowed back here. With the obvious exception of Ariel and I.. Now these four doors lead to the bedrooms. Two per bedroom, " DamnVespa stated.
"Wait a minute, there's an odd number of people here. Just where am I going to sleep?" Wufei asked.
DamnVespa looked puzzled for a moment then realized the predicament, "Oh I'm sorry. We're used to having even numbers in the past. We didn't take into account this time. Hmm…Ariel is there any other place we could place Mr. Chang?"
Ariel thought it over and then smirked evilly, "Not that I can think of. I guess he's just going to have to share."
Wufei sputtered and turned red in anger. Treize and Zechs smirked at each other. Treize moved forward, "He can share with me and Zechs."
Wufei's jaw dropped and he blushed as he stared in shock at Treize and Zechs.
"Is that okay with you Zechs?" DamnVespa asked.
"Perfectly okay."
"Anyone else have any problems. Good. Wufei, you sleep with Treize and Zechs." Then DamnVespa went on about the rules. She didn't give Wufei time to object and when he finally figured out what happened he was angry.
"Onna!"
DamnVespa turned to him, "Yes?"
Wufei turned even redder, "Onna! I demand another room. I will not room with those two…two…kisamas!"
"Well I did ask if anyone had a problem and no one did. So your room is settled. Sorry but this is how things are run. Now on with the rules and regulations."
DamnVespa started talking and Wufei stalked to the corner and sat out the rest of the conversation. Not wanting to be a party to it at all.
~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~End Flashback~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Fei…hey Fei are you in there?" Duo asked as he waved his hand in front of Wufei's face. Wufei grabbed the offending hand and pushed it out of his face.
"My name is Wufei, Maxwell. What do you want?"
"Just came to tell you we're to meet at the main lounge. We're to be introduced to the first set of passengers in twenty minutes."
TBC
Alright this number includes everyone on the 1x2ml and the DHML, and all the other people who have reviewed from Mediaminer and Gundam Wing Universe. *grins* You all got tickets…but I won't use names of people who don't want to be in this fic or everyone…just anyone who emails me and says they want to be in this fic and has given me the essentials of their character will be named…or anyone who gave me a review will be named in passing…
To those who have sent me emails specifically telling me about your character and things of that nature…you will be in the story…be patient….you might not be in it immediately but you'll be in it soon…
By the way…I'm still open to emails of people who want to be in the story…It's not to late…and you don't have to be 1x2x1 oriented as long as it's one of the pairing's listed in the pairing section…*sighs* I'm not doing threesomes (well besides 5x6x13), even though I really like those…Ohh and that reminds me to the people who have said they wanted to do this…please tell me your main pairing (the pairing you like most).