Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Hell Bus ❯ Hell Bus ( Chapter 1 )

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ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!

The G-boys were on a school trip (they're going to a school on earth, east coast) to Florida. Duo, after about 8 hours of bouncing up and down constantly due to sugar overdose, he finally collapsed in a heap against the window pane (this would be a comfy Grey hound bus). WuFei, his seat partner, was quite glad about this. In fact, he was so happy he was just about to get up and do a little dance (make a little love, get down tonight...sorry, inside joke with my friends).

"WUFEI CHANG SIT DOWN NOW!!!!!!!!" said the evil neck biting teacher from hell. Also, WuFei's chaperone for the whole Florida trip.

"Sorry, ma'am," WuFei said quickly as he sat down. Trowa was reading by flashlight, Heero was dozing off against the window, and Quatre was listening to his CD player. WuFei was bored out of his mind.

'There's nothing to do!!!' he thought, 'I wish I had brought something, even a jig saw puzzle would be fun right now...'

"Alright students!" the evil neckbiting chaprone from hell said as she got up. "Lights out, it's midnight, you all need sleep. I SAID LIGHTS OUT!" She grabbed the flashlight off Trowa. Lucky for Trowa, her back was turned when he flicked her off and mouthed F You at her. Quatre rolled his eyes at Trowa, and curled up against his pillow, fully ready for sleep. Duo was already asleep, having exhausted his sugar energy supply (plus the hits on the head he recieved from WuFei during his 8 hour sugar rampage). Heero was dead to the world.

Two hours later:

WuFei was half awake. And he was hungry. 'I want waffles' he thought randomly. (please remember that WuFei has an aisle seat, otherwise this probably wouldn't make sense)

How ironic, because, at that moment, the bus was passing a Waffle House. It's bright light called out to WuFei. waffffffles it called waffles heeeeeeeeeerrre.

WuFei got up and began to run towards the Waffle House. Unfortunatly for Wufei, there was a window separating him from the Waffle House. He crashed into it at full speed.

The bang that WuFei made when he connected with the window was loud enough to wake the whole bus up. Everyone was looking around to see what happened, and Trowa and Quatre were cracking up (WuFei landed in front of them).

"Nice," said Quatre, gaining enough control of himself to speak. "Waffle Boy..."

"Waffle Chang has a nice ring..." said Heero (when'd he wake up?).

Blushing, WuFei sat back down. With everyone on the bus laughing at his stupidity.

'I pulled a Maxwell' he thought, 'The world shall end. I PULLED A MAXWELL!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!' (I love this song, 'in the car, i just can't wait to pick u up on our very first date' sorry First Date, Blink182)

1 Hour later

Duo finally wakes up. He was soooooooooooooo bored.

"HEY! EVERYONE!!!! WHO LIKES POTATOES!!!!!!???????? CLAP IF YOU LIKE POTATOES!!!!!!! C'MON!!! LOOK ALIVE!!!!"

so all hell breaks loose, again...

Er, this was my first Gundam fic, so please read and review. If I come up with a better way to tell the story, I'll repost.

WuFei: I RAN INTO A WINDOW BECAUSE OF WAFFLES???

me: shut. up.

WuFei: NO!!!!

me: ALRIGHT!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!!! WUFEI, MEET MR. BASEBALL BAT!!!!!!!!! C'MERE!!!!!! chases Wufei around with bat