Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Hell Bus ❯ Breakfast ( Chapter 2 )

HIYO! Hey, it took me a while to think of how to continue this, but then I remebered what REALLY happened on the really real trip, so the g-boys will just go through what I did.

WuFei: Why are you continuing?

I found pics of what really happened. See? -shows him a large album of pics- They refreshed my memory.

WuFei: Who's that wearing the pink dress and hat?

My friend Andy.

WuFei: O.o I won't ask!

Let's get started with the new chappie!!

Disclaimer: Me no own, comperende? P.S. Furnulum Paninolo!!! (translated at bottom)

Hell Bus ch. 2: The Breakfast Stop

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE, WAKE UP!!!" screamed a voice, followed by an air horn.

All the g-boys jerked awake (Heero falling off is seat in the process). Like they had a lot of choice in the matter. It was 8 am, 5 hours after Duo's 'who likes potatoes?', 6 after WuFei dated the bus window. (I DID NOT! hits WuFei with frying pan from hell do shut up)

"I guess it's time for breakfast," a half asleep Quatre said as he tried to get out of his seat without falling over. "Where are we?"

"The middle of nowhere." said Trowa warily.

"BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" and then Duo ran off the bus. "Hurry up guys, so we can sit together!"

"Where does he get that energy from?" asked a trampled WuFei (Duo ran over him to get off the bus).

Barely awake, the remaining g-boys stumbled off the bus. (Heero tripped over the rail somehow. Just don't ask. It's safer that way. Besides, I did that!!)

"Oh, look," said Trowa. "Heaven for Duo. An all you can eat breakfast buffet."

"HURRY UP!" screamed the evil neck biting chaperone from hell in Quatre's ear. Twitching from the scream (Quatre more so), they hurried inside.

Inside the All You Can Eat Breakfast Buffet:

Very little food was left because Duo had gone on a complete eating frenzy (well, almost complete. No food would be left if he went on a complete one...)

"HI!!!!!" he said/screamed at the g-boys (remnants of sugar high still apparent)"Come and eat to your hearts content!!"

"Eat what?" asked WuFei.

"What's with the preacher of the food gig?" asked Heero to no one in particular. (Duo had struck a pose after his mini speech. I leave that to your imaginations)

"Let's just eat," Trowa sighed. "Before Duo gets to everything."

The rest of the students on the buses were now off the hell buses, eating and chattering like normal (mainly about waffle boy meets window and clapping for potatoes) Quatre led the g-boys to the buffet line. As they were waiting for more plates, Trowa was eyeballing the food hungrily; WuFei was staring down the waffles ("Where have you been my whole life?" he was saying over and over again, pointlessly); Heero and Quatre were wrestling over a pack of saltine crackers (needless to say, Quatre was losing miserably).

Finally, they got their food and sat at the table where Duo was. Duo, because he was the first one off the bus, was done eating (question: is that even possible?) and decided to torture everyone in sight; mainly those in front of him.

"Remind me again what we know you, and still talk to you," said WuFei grumpily.

"Becaus I'm lovable, and fun to be around, and-" Duo was cut off as a butter knife narrowly missed his head.

"Damn," Trowa muttered. "Got to practice more..."

Duo, once the shock was over from having a butter knife thrown at his head, decided to get revenge. Picking up a non-syrupy waffle, He threw it at Trowa. Trowa, being Trowa, ducked and the waffle hit Heero. Now Heero was throwing food at anyone in sight; basically, the whole restaurant.

And that was how the great food war of '03 began...

Ookay, over-exaggerated a bit there. Everything in this story actually happened, minus the food war (okay, my table had one. HAPPY?!)

Um...this story is going to be hard to write because I have to remember many facts from