Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Home Ec ❯ Heero & Duo's Shift ( Chapter 1 )

BKB: I'm back peoples!!!!

Duo: Yep!!!!

Heero: Shut up!

BKB: But I want to talk!!!

Duo: Yeah what she says!!

Quatre: They joined forces, that can't be good…

BKB: For you maybe not!

Wufei: Shut up baka onna!!!

BKB: Why should I?

Wufei: Because I said so!!!!!

BKB: That's not a good reason!!!!

Wufei: Yes it is!!!

BKB: Fine then, name 10 other reasons why I should shut up other than that!!

Wufei: Fine!! Uh…err…hm…

*10 hours later*

Wufei: hmmm…uh…

Duo: We get the idea already!!! You don't have any good reasons!!!

Wufei: Yes I do!! Just give me a minute!!!!

Quatre: You've had 10 hours…

BKB: Well, while Wufei's figuring this out, on with the story!!! Quatre do the disclaimer!!

Quatre: Right, BKB doesn't own Gundam Wing or any of its characters * mutters `thank god!'*

Duo and Heero had been in the kitchen for about a half an hour now. Duo is at the stove trying to make some soup, but to Heero it looked like polluted water.

Heero was trying to cook a small turkey in the microwave, but not succeeding very well.

Duo was trying very hard not to laugh at how Heero looked in his apron and bandana, for two reasons, 1) Duo didn't look any better, because he was also wearing an apron, and a hair net (cute!!!), and 2) Duo didn't want to die an early death.

Quatre came into the kitchen, to see how they were doing. Quatre started giggling at the sight of the two.

"What do you want Quatre?" Heero asked, very annoyed.

"Oh nothing, I just wanted to see how you're doing with the cooking," Quatre said.

"We're doing fine," Duo said cheerfully.

"Alright then, will you two please turn around?" Quatre asked, pulling out a video camera (its 1 of those that can take pictures and stuff), which was unknown to Heero and Duo. Both apron clad boys turned around, and Quatre took their picture and ran of laughing. When they realized what Quatre had done, they ran after him, still in their aprons.

"Quatre give me that video camera!!!" Duo yelled.

"No!! This is going in the record books, `Mr. I-am -the-God-of-Death', and `Mr. I-hate-everyone' wearing aprons and cooking in the kitchen!" Quatre laughed, still running for his life, holding the video camera.

About 10 minutes later, Duo and Heero caught up to Quatre who had hidden the video camera somewhere, and wouldn't tell them where. So they went back to the kitchen to continue their cooking (wow that's a surprise!). Finally Heero cracked.

"I'LL KILL YOU!" Heero yelled, and pointed his gun at the small dead turkey.

"Uh, Heero, its already dead," Duo told Heero.

"I'm still going to kill it!" Heero said (oh, go Heero!! Go kill the dead thing!!).

"Guys! We have a problem!" Duo yelled.

"What," Trowa asked as he, Quatre, and Wufei walked in.

"Heero's cracked!" Duo yelled.

Wufei looked at the turkey Heero was trying to `kill'. "So what, let him shoot it, nothing bad is going to happen!" Wufei said.

"Don't!" Quatre yelled. "Its cruelty to a dead thing!" Quatre grabbed the turkey out of the line of fire, and threw it out the window. "There its safe now!" (Ok)

BKB: That's it for this chapter!!

Duo: I've learned a lesson in this chapter.

BKB: What's that?

Duo: To never let Heero near a turkey again!

Quatre: I agree with him!

BKB: Me too. Anyway, Wufei, do you have a reason yet?

Wufei: Yes, because I said so!

BKB, Duo, and Quatre: *sweat drop*

BKB: I said besides that!!

Wufei: Oh…

Duo: Anyways please review!!

BKB: Ideas welcomed, if you want to have your fav. pilot do or say something special or just plain stupid, say the word!

Duo: Until next time!!

Quatre: Bye!